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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Jonas Albrecht posted:

This is really awkward.

Yeah, but you'd still eat her. :v:

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Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Mister Kingdom posted:

Yeah, but you'd still eat her. :v:

I'm not sure if that's her endgame.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Jonas Albrecht posted:

I'm not sure if that's her endgame.

Then she should hook up with Pizza Steve.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



In Orbits defense two of my favorite things are boobs and pizza

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


So it appears Taco Bell has made the unironic version of middle sketch in the Mayostard saga from Mr Show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuap4wIGSLg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVBsCCV6NG4

Parasol Prophet
Aug 31, 2012

We Are Best Friends Now.
What kind of self-respecting dystopia builds their ideology around breakfast?

This is the worst YA novel ever!

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


vyst posted:

In Orbits defense two of my favorite things are boobs and pizza

Yeah but they were intended to be enjoyed as separate entities.

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde

Sash! posted:

Yeah but they were intended to be enjoyed as separate entities.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLKhJnKrf9M

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Burger King's new ad campaign for chicken fries is implying they got them from chickens loving french fries.

Tree Dude
May 26, 2012

AND MY SONG IS...
I don't understand why there is a need for chicken fries when their nuggets are the same drat thing just not elongated.

Chicken fries, they're worse for dipping!

It's hard to pay whatever the asking price is when they've been doing that 10 nuggets for $1.49 special fairly often of late.

Edit: they're not their. I'm very disappointed in myself for that one.

Tree Dude fucked around with this message at 14:50 on Mar 30, 2015

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I really enjoy the Rob Lowe direct TV ads. Just wanted to say that.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
I keep seeing this ad for Aleve while watching Jeopardy http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7F09/aleve-sunday-dinners

and every single time I feel like that "I had to ask my sistah for help. I don't like asking for help" line is going to be "I don't like my sistah"

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time
Jeopardy commercials you say?

For me, it's NatureMade!

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

Riptor posted:

Jeopardy commercials you say?

For me, it's NatureMade!

*pops open a pickle jar and looks straight at the camera for literally the most awkward amount of time possible*

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Vicas posted:

*pops open a pickle jar and looks straight at the camera for literally the most awkward amount of time possible*

Nice to see Herman Cain's campaign people still getting work.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Gaunab posted:

I really enjoy the Rob Lowe direct TV ads. Just wanted to say that.

Apparently the association for people with shy bladders complained about the "painfully awkward Rob Lowe" commercial.

I like all those commercials too, for what it's worth.

rockinricky
Mar 27, 2003
Jeopardy Ads? I've been seeing this one lately, she sure looks familiar. Ali Larter?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
The new Domino's ads where they drop the "pizza" from their name. I don't know anybody who didn't call it Domino's without the "pizza" anyway.

Parasol Prophet
Aug 31, 2012

We Are Best Friends Now.
I was seriously unaware that the word 'Pizza' was still in their official name-- I thought that was dropped as part of their whole "We don't suck anymore!" campaign a few years ago.

Everybody I know just says Domino's too.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Riptor posted:

Jeopardy commercials you say?

For me, it's NatureMade!

HEADON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

HEADON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

HEADON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


muscles like this? posted:

Burger King's new ad campaign for chicken fries is implying they got them from chickens loving french fries.

They brought back chicken fries? Did they not learn their lesson the first time?

Riptor posted:

Jeopardy commercials you say?

For me, it's NatureMade!

WE CAN POST TAG TWEET CLICK SNAP CHECKIT AND SHARE

RMZXAnarchy
Sep 9, 2011

*Insert Sailor Jupiter joke here*

raditts posted:

They brought back chicken fries? Did they not learn their lesson the first time?

What lesson was that?

Also despite being poo poo quality the $1.49 nuggets isn't a bad deal if you want something quick and cheap.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


RMZXAnarchy posted:

What lesson was that?

That nobody wants loving chicken fries.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Timett posted:

I don't understand why there is a need for chicken fries when their nuggets are the same drat thing just not elongated.

Chicken fries, their worse for dipping!

It's hard to pay whatever the asking price is when they've been doing that 10 nuggets for $1.49 special fairly often of late.

Somehow they taste worse, too. I don't know how or why changing the shape of a piece of pressed patty meat can alter its flavor, but damned if chicken fries haven't prove it's possible.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


McSpanky posted:

Somehow they taste worse, too. I don't know how or why changing the shape of a piece of pressed patty meat can alter its flavor, but damned if chicken fries haven't prove it's possible.

Ratio of breading and oil to chicken and salt?

Parasol Prophet
Aug 31, 2012

We Are Best Friends Now.
I don't know when this happened, or if it's been posted yet, but I really don't like what they did to the Carfax fox. :stare:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOZD0qe1pVs

I think it's the eyes.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Parasol Prophet posted:

but I really don't like what they did to the Carfax fox. :stare:

The fact that they made him a furry's wet dream have anything to do with it?

Parasol Prophet
Aug 31, 2012

We Are Best Friends Now.

TontoCorazon posted:

The fact that they made him a furry's wet dream have anything to do with it?

I thought furries all gave their characters massive cartoon eyes with like rainbow eyelashes and stuff, not tiny beady human eyes that rolled out of the Uncanny Valley and into the face of a possessed stuffed animal.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I've never been happy with Car Fox because he used to be Carfax's nemesis and now he is in league with them.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Death to all anthropomorphic foxes who are not also spacefighter pilots or Robin Hoods.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Sash! posted:

I've never been happy with Car Fox because he used to be Carfax's nemesis and now he is in league with them.

I hated it when they changed his voice because the original black one turned off white people.

RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...

Sash! posted:

I've never been happy with Car Fox because he used to be Carfax's nemesis and now he is in league with them.

GEICO gecko was the same way. All agents defect, all resisters sell out.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


The Geico gecko was not a nemesis, he was just a gecko that was tired of being called because people confused him with Geico.
Maybe the current gecko is a different one who just embraced it and decided to work for Geico, he's clearly not the same one since he has a totally different voice.

Sash! posted:

I've never been happy with Car Fox because he used to be Carfax's nemesis and now he is in league with them.

Exactly, it's like the Cookie Crisp Crook's dog all over again.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
The gecko was originally Kelsey Grammer but they decided not to keep him when it became A Thing

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

rockinricky posted:

Jeopardy Ads? I've been seeing this one lately, she sure looks familiar. Ali Larter?



Not even close.

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

Parasol Prophet posted:

I don't know when this happened, or if it's been posted yet, but I really don't like what they did to the Carfax fox. :stare:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOZD0qe1pVs

I think it's the eyes.

I didn't notice, too busy laughing at the magic computer that's voice activated but demands you high-five its holograms. Just imagining the director saying, "Look happy as you slap that air."



But now that you mention it, yeesh that's a terrifying little thing.

Boogaloo Shrimp
Aug 2, 2004

Phobic Nest posted:

I didn't notice, too busy laughing at the magic computer that's voice activated but demands you high-five its holograms. Just imagining the director saying, "Look happy as you slap that air."



But now that you mention it, yeesh that's a terrifying little thing.

If he were actually interacting with those holo-buttons, all the text on them would be backwards from his perspective, too.

Christe Eleison
Feb 1, 2010

FX's commercials for movies are just terrible.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Cup of Hemlock posted:

FX's commercials for movies are just terrible.

Are they still doing the "FX has the movies the movies" song?

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Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Does FX still show nothing but the Marvel movies and Zombieland?

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