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Tony quidprano: Jan 19, 2014; IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES

MattD1zzl3 posted:

On the bright side doesnt this both come at a perfect time, and completely knock the legs out of red bull and renault's dramatic quitting threats?

Its great and really makes horner look like a twat. We've got two historic marques competing for the championship, Red Bull can gently caress off.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:06

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 17:58

Residency Evil: Jul 28, 2003; 4/5 godo... Schumi

That was a pretty great race all around. Out of curiosity, any way to predict how the amount of medals McLaren/Ferrari/Mercedes have left might impact the rest of the season?

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:14

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

what really makes Red Bull look like poo poo is their failure to beat their own junior team

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:23

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

To be fair, though, as energy drinks go, Red Bull is a pretty good one.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:24

serious gaylord: Sep 16, 2007; what.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

To be fair, though, as energy drinks go, Red Bull is a pretty good one.

Its inferior to the other brands in everything bar marketing. Which to be fair, is the thing that sells.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:25

gret: Dec 12, 2005; goggle-eyed freak

serious gaylord posted:

Its inferior to the other brands in everything bar marketing. Which to be fair, is the thing that sells.

Well yeah. A can of red bull costs the same as their competitors but is half the size. Yet they still make money over fist.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:31

track day bro!: Feb 17, 2005; #essereFerrari; Grimey Drawer

Alain Post posted:

Vettel is a legend, what a driver, what a team, what a race. Would hate to be Mercedes GP.

Agreed

POCKET CHOMP posted:

Get stoked on the German-Italian anthems coming up back to back lads. Scud's back. Vettel WDC 2015.

Agreed

Ghost of Mussolini posted:

The jump of a champion, I love him and Scuderia Ferrari

Brainwrong posted:

Also, Vettel has ALWAYS been likeable. It's just nice to see others warming to his immense greatness.

I"m lolling at all the Vettel haters qqing itt

Alain Post posted:

They will be fighting for the MWDC and MWCC.

Also the WDC and WDC because Mercedes are a fake team with fake history and no passion while Ferrari are genuine F1.

They will and they are.

Alain Post posted:

what really makes Red Bull look like poo poo is their failure to beat their own junior team

Its funny how as soon as Vettel leaves them they go back to being a lovely midfield team.

Also I bet the reanimated corpse of Alonso is kicking himself.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:44

poopzilla: Nov 23, 2004

I fell asleep with like 20 laps left last night at 1am...

Holy poo poo :stare:

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:47

Human Grand Prix: Jan 24, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Alain Post posted:

what really makes Red Bull look like poo poo is their failure to beat their own junior team

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:48

Fumble: Sep 4, 2006

serious gaylord posted:

Its inferior to the other brands in everything bar marketing. Which to be fair, is the thing that sells.

The other brands come in giant rear end cans. If I felt the need for an energy drink, I would rather have something I can knock back and be done with. If someone gives me a monster or something, most of its going down the sink.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:52

Myrddin_Emrys: Mar 27, 2007; by Hand Knit

I've always hated Vettel no matter what he does.
If the podium celebrations went on a minute longer he probably could have squeezed out a tear because you know... Emotional Italians :rolleyes:

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:55

wicka: Jun 28, 2007

Fumble posted:

The other brands come in giant rear end cans. If I felt the need for an energy drink, I would rather have something I can knock back and be done with. If someone gives me a monster or something, most of its going down the sink.

this is one of the stupidest posts this thread has ever seen

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:58

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

The best tasting energy drink I've ever had was Relentless but I think they stopped selling that in the US.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:02

track day bro!: Feb 17, 2005; #essereFerrari; Grimey Drawer

I prefer an espresso or a latte.

Also Ricciardio is poo poo.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:07

andyf: May 18, 2008; happy car is happy

Kilmers Elbow posted:

Was Monisha there?

I don't remember seeing her once this weekend.

She was lurking around in the paddock area https://youtu.be/IUKMLl221nE?t=7m50s

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:08

Tony quidprano: Jan 19, 2014; IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES

be nice wicka posted:

this is one of the stupidest posts this thread has ever seen

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:16

MattD1zzl3: Oct 26, 2007; Can't post for 4 years!

Well the locally made drink here is "Redline".

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:48

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

If it's the same redline I'm thinking of them that poo poo is hosed up

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:57

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

"Best tasting energy drink" is like saying "best temperature of piss to consume". They are all bad.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:00

Human Grand Prix: Jan 24, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Thanks ants.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:14

Kilmers Elbow: Jun 15, 2012

andyf posted:

She was lurking around in the paddock area https://youtu.be/IUKMLl221nE?t=7m50s

Thanks.

I thought she might have been quietly shot behind the trailers.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:50

Low Percent Lunge: Jan 29, 2007

That was a fun weekend

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:53

Norns: Nov 21, 2011; Senior Shitposting Strategist

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:27

Tony quidprano: Jan 19, 2014; IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES

Norns posted:

Somebody photoshop the alonso losing 2012 pic in that please.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:49

GEORGE W BUSHI: Jul 1, 2012

Norns posted:

All you jerks celebrating Vettel's win look at this picture and think about what you're doing.

I would rather see one thousand #blessed races than see another Vettel victory.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:03

Aqualung: Oct 10, 2005; Don't worry guys, Ron knows the guy who drives the crane.

Sebastian Vettel posted:

All you jerks celebrating Vettel's win look at this picture and think about what you're doing.

I would rather see one thousand #blessed races than see another Vettel victory.

Take that #blessed poo poo back to the autosport forums.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:14

Norns: Nov 21, 2011; Senior Shitposting Strategist

Sebastian Vettel posted:

All you jerks celebrating Vettel's win look at this picture and think about what you're doing.

I would rather see one thousand #blessed races than see another Vettel victory.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:26

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

We had one perfect year, one absolutely poetic season of the Fraudf�hrer losing to his Australian teammate and whining in every race. We must now pay for it with 5 more WDC years of the reich. You make a deal with the devil, you pay the price.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:41

Nill: Aug 24, 2003

Thanks Ants posted:

"Best tasting energy drink" is like saying "best temperature of piss to consume". They are all bad.

I'd agree with you except this exists.

Literally the only 'energy drink' that doesn't taste like poo poo. (probably because it isn't trying too hard on the 'energy' part)

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:53

poopzilla: Nov 23, 2004

im having strange uncomfortable feels

# ? Mar 30, 2015 04:00

poopzilla: Nov 23, 2004

also nico is broken its v sad :smith:

gently caress this year is gonna be amazing

# ? Mar 30, 2015 04:02

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

poopzilla posted:

also nico is broken its v sad

gently caress this year is gonna be amazing

Nico is sandbagging.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 04:28

cheesetriangles: Jan 5, 2011

Australia was the first f1 race I watched. This was the second. This was good and fun and I look forward to a season of good races.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 04:30

Pycckuu: Sep 13, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

Vettelreich is back, baby!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 04:47

Human Grand Prix: Jan 24, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Alain Post posted:

Nico is sandbagging.

He should stop eventually.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 05:05

wicka: Jun 28, 2007

Nill posted:

I'd agree with you except this exists.

Literally the only 'energy drink' that doesn't taste like poo poo. (probably because it isn't trying too hard on the 'energy' part)

they also make this in orange and blueberry but lemonade is the best. i try not to buy rockstar though bc they are violently anti-gay. makes mike pence look like elton john.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 05:05

Human Grand Prix: Jan 24, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Raikkonen drove well today, probably the best I've seen him look in a while.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 05:07

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

If kimi can qualify better to get away from the poo poo drivers, he could actually do pretty well this year.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 05:16

skooma512: Feb 8, 2012; You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

I'm still not used to Vettel being in anything but a Red Bull, or speaking Italian for that matter.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 05:25

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Sashimi: Dec 26, 2008; College Slice

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

We had one perfect year, one absolutely poetic season of the Fraudf�hrer losing to his Australian teammate and whining in every race. We must now pay for it with 5 more WDC years of the reich. You make a deal with the devil, you pay the price.

No worries, once Merc pulls their heads out of their asses and don't make retarded race strategy decisions Vettel will be lucky to win more than a handful of races this year.

Nico Rosberg will be lucky to win one race this year.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 05:29

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