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Are you gonna be watching this?
Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us? :cry:
Big Show: :350:
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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Carlton Banks posted:

Sweet, let's piss everyone off right before WM starts
Tonight will be glorious

One way or the other

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bbchops
Jul 26, 2001

Ho ho ho! I'll have the same again!
Nap Ghost
loving idiots. Good night.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


SamuraiFoochs posted:

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL gently caress

The Big Show.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
He can barely lift it. Old bastard, just retire.

Dylan McKay
Oct 20, 2011

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation. I refuse to see Black Panther because they didn't ask the Black Ranger to be in it.

Blasmeister posted:

This is gonna be the best mania ever

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

This just so he can be fed to Reigns again.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Are you nerds actually mad about the Big Show winning a battle royal? :geno:

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

took them long enough.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
The term "Wrestlemania moment" has taken a hell of a hit.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

THIS IS FOR YOU DAD

cams
Mar 28, 2003


Shoehead posted:

Make Show look strong
he cant lift trophy

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe
that was just bad.

Fiveace Attorney
Dec 12, 2006

I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!
Worst of all now theres going to be a Mizdow - Big Show/Miz feud and we get more trash

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

This

Company

Never

Learns

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010
comedy does not come this naturally

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Fauxhawk Express posted:

gonna guess Reigns is winning after how they booked that battle royal

HOW CAN WWE CHAMPION ROMAN REIGNS HANDLE THE WINNER OF THE ANDRE THE GIANT BATTLE ROYALE!?!?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

I don't know if The Ryback murdered more than one person, but this was the one I caught

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
The whole crowd is silent and pissed.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

StarkRavingMad posted:

that was actually a good finish (up until the actual finish) but why couldn't they give Mizdow this one thing after he's been dutifully doing comedy spots for like a year

Seriously what the gently caress, who thinks THAT was a satisfying ending.

"THE LITTLE GUY COULD DO IT, HE HAS THE GIANT ON THE ROPES, DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES ON THIS HOLY WRESTLEMANIA DAY?!"

"No the large man won"

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

Crowd is so deflated.

So am I :smith:

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
What the gently caress are they doing

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

seriously, everything would've been worth it if they just recycled the '04 Rumble finish and Mizdow won

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
We're getting wall to wall CM Punk chants tonight after that giant steaming dump on the fans.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Big show had to win it one year.

Now is decent, now he can retire

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

weeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllll

cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...
Maybe they depush the poo poo out of Big Show now.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I want the booking to be so bad that when Reigns wins, people literally throw garbage into the ring

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Mechafunkzilla posted:

Are you nerds actually mad about the Big Show winning a battle royal? :geno:

Yea.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Show seems like a nice dude. Why can't he just say that he wants to help. His spot will always be safe.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
This is a good sign.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
im glad that the new stars are moving over

That Dang Dad
Apr 23, 2003

Well I am
over-fucking-whelmed...
Young Orc
Glad that young Paul Wight kid is finally getting a push

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

welllllllll

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
What even. The jokes don't do this justice.

Howling Man
Mar 29, 2014
BIG SHOW IS GONNA GO BIG PLACES

Baron La Croix
Nov 2, 2010

rastah farah
sonnah maddah fah
Worse things have happened but this is literally the angriest I've ever been at wrestling.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Booking 101

1. Book a meaningless BR full of jobbers.
2. Quickly eliminate all the crowd favorites.
3. Let the favorite dominate to the disdain of the crowd.
4. Build an underdog face who stands up against the obnoxious heel.
5. Set the underdog face agains the dominate favorite.
6. Eliminate the underdog face.

If Vince McMahon had booked David vs. Goliath Goliath would have stepped on David.

only temporary
Sep 3, 2006
Maybe Show is gonna retire and they wanted to do this for him?

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Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Sad thing is that the other day I went "surely the WWE will pull out all the stops for WM" and decided to resubscribe.

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