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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WrestleMania XXXI - Big Show needs a push

Are you gonna be watching this?
	Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
	Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
	Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us?
	Big Show:

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Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Sushi in Yiddish posted:

I would pay a million dollars to see Michael Keaton wrestle as Beetlejuice

Lillian Garcia would have to announce him three times before he came out.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:12

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 15:35

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

Christ the Ladder match was around 13 minutes and Orton/Rollins was also 13 minutes why the gently caress are they rushing through this???

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:12

Vintimus Prime: Apr 24, 2008; DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Crube posted:

So... can't wait to see Arnold to come out and interfere.

Hahahahaha

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:12

neonbregna: Aug 20, 2007

Fix your hair sting

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:12

Lieutenant Centaur: Oct 17, 2010; A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon

Republicans posted:

The hair makes Sting look more like Beetlejuice.

God, I would love to see Beetlejuice wrestle.

Sting looks like Bruce Jenner

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:12

Wiccan Wasteland: Oct 15, 2012

Shima Honnou posted:

HHH is a WCW mark.

Terra Ryzing

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:12

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

you talk too much

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:13

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

Jiro posted:

Christ the Ladder match was around 13 minutes and Orton/Rollins was also 13 minutes why the gently caress are they rushing through this???

because this is an HHH no-DQ match and will go 50 minutes

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:13

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

NutritiousSnack posted:

come on sting

Let's go Cena.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:13

Jetfire: Apr 29, 2008

AfterFather posted:

Is that a bald spot?

It's a crow's nest

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:13

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Alain Post posted:

because this is an HHH no-DQ match and will go 50 minutes

As it should be.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:13

Hammerstein: May 6, 2005; YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !

That bruise on HHH's butt....

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:13

Dishwasher: Dec 5, 2006; Congratulations on not getting fit in 2011!

Why is JBL burying Sting? Shut the gently caress up dude..

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:13

cams: Mar 28, 2003

Jiro posted:

Christ the Ladder match was around 13 minutes and Orton/Rollins was also 13 minutes why the gently caress are they rushing through this???

gotta finish up before the sun goes down

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:13

The Twinkie Czar: Dec 31, 2004; I went for super stud.

Jiro posted:

Christ the Ladder match was around 13 minutes and Orton/Rollins was also 13 minutes why the gently caress are they rushing through this???

What, do you want the sun to go down before the main event?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:13

ch3cooh: Jun 26, 2006

Yeah that bald spot

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:13

CobiWann: Oct 21, 2009; Have fun!

That bald spot...

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:13

Destroy My Sweater: Jul 24, 2009

EVERYONE TALKS
TOO MUCH

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:13

FAROOQ: Aug 20, 2014; by Smythe

old HHH is best HHH.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:13

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Wtf happened to trips leg!? :gonk:

:gonk:

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:13

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

Oh I thought Sting the musician was going to wrestle. Well this is disappointing.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:14

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Shoehead posted:

Wtf happened to trips leg!?

Crotch-chopped too hard.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:14

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Triple H indicating to his opponent that he would appreciate some impromptu oral sex

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:14

WeaponX: Jul 28, 2008

Boring

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:14

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

What the hell happened to HHH's leg?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:14

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

One more, kay bud?

Sting may die but it'll be a pretty good show.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:14

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

I hope that's not a clot or something on Hunter's leg, that looks brutal.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:14

canti32: Apr 27, 2008; Fearless in Devotion, Rising to Promotion,
Rising to the ranks of mighty heroes, Fighting foes in every land,

History only tells a story, We are to see your glory,
Stand aside the Reds are coming,
WREXHAM IS THE NAME

Whoa what happened to Hunter's leg/thigh?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:14

bartok: May 10, 2006

Sushi in Yiddish posted:

I would pay a million dollars to see Michael Keaton wrestle as Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice vs. Batman vs. Birdman

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:14

Smoking Crow: Feb 14, 2012; *laughs at u*

Sting's gassed

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:14

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

This is going to be a slow-paced old fashioned technical match and I really really hope these two can pull it off.

I think they can :unsmith:

:unsmith:

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:14

Viper_3000: Apr 26, 2005; I could give a shit about all that.

Shoehead posted:

Wtf happened to trips leg!?

It's fine. Here's a Z-Pack.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:14

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

is triple h's leg okay

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:14

lamentable dustman: Apr 13, 2007; ððð

holy poo poo that bruise, wtf

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:14

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

They should go back up the ramp and redo their entrances.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:14

Astro7x: Aug 4, 2004; Thinks It's All Real

Hammerstein posted:

That bruise on HHH's butt....

What the gently caress happened?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:14

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

DEATHLOCK

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:15

bartok: May 10, 2006

Smoking Crow posted:

Sting's gassed

Sting is old

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:15

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Okay, we get the metaphor, JBL

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:15

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 15:35

tag youre fat: Aug 16, 2013; C'est l'homme ideal
charme au masculin

Jiro posted:

Christ the Ladder match was around 13 minutes and Orton/Rollins was also 13 minutes why the gently caress are they rushing through this???

This is actually a Superstars taping

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:15

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