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	Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
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Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

achillesforever6 posted:

What a baby

He said before the match that he would walk out if Lana cried.

I'm sure he didn't

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:37

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 17:20

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

someusername posted:

What was with chekov's shoe?

Honestly? I think it was a George W Bush reference.

Cena is Bush.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:37

DMorbid: Jan 6, 2011; With our special guest star, RUSH! YAYYYYYYYYY

Jesus christ steph shut the gently caress up

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:37

purkey: Dec 5, 2003; I hate the 90s

Oh god shut up

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:37

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Steph owns.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:37

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

R Evolution

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:37

Banjo: Jun 7, 2006

Our humble and generous King of Kings, with the gorgeous Queens of Queens!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:37

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

HHH crushed to death by Linda Hamilton.

Swerve.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:37

mfcrocker: Jan 31, 2004; Hot Rope Guy

Writer Cath posted:

I'm on mute. What's the chant?

VERY loud NXT chant

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:37

Corzaa: Aug 1, 2006

Is it Monday already?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:37

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

Where's the hammer Steve

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:37

Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

.......................me

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:37

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

lol

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:37

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Cardboard Box posted:

triple h sure looks like he just wrestled a grueling match

You should see his leg!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:37

Sky Shadowing: Feb 13, 2012; At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)

What is this WrestleMania 31 you speak of? I am watching WrestleMania play button.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:37

beergod: Nov 1, 2004; NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT

Steph is hot

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:37

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I'm probably the biggest Cena hater ever, but Triple H beating Sting was dumber. That seemed like Hunter and Vince doing a decade's worth of jacking off condensed into a wrestling match.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:37

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

achillesforever6 posted:

What a baby

Did he not wear sunscreen like Dave told him to?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:37

abraham linksys: Sep 6, 2010

loving perfect delivery

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:37

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

I love Steph so much.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:37

Thrifting Day!: Nov 25, 2006

Ahhhh I've figured out how they are gonna sort out the fact they have 90 mins and 2 matches left. 45 minute trips promo

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:37

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

I love Steph so much.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:37

Cardboard Box: Jul 14, 2009

i love stephanie

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:37

Slim Killington: Nov 16, 2007; I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

God I love Steph McMahon

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:37

The Landstander: Apr 20, 2004; I stand on land.

#thankyousteph

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:37

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

i think this is where the rest of the show will suck

oh well it's not the worst ever

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:37

lamentable dustman: Apr 13, 2007; ððð

Jerusalem posted:

I thought it's been a really good show so far, just with some odd endings that deflated the matches a little bit.

There's certainly been nothing blow away amazing so far, though Sting/HHH came close - it just needed Flair to show up to take out HBK, and Sting beating HHH but retaining the face-off between DX and the nWo and the handshake and I would have given it a MOTY nod.

Yea, that has been bothering me. Don't care about the battle royal or Cena winning but story wise Sting should of won

but I'm a sting mark so...

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:37

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Stephanie has this bizarre habit of talking about people only in reference to their relationship to her. My Dad, Vince McMahon - my husband, HHH - my friend, Andre the Giant - my brother, Shane McMahon etc.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:38

Fat Lowtax: Nov 9, 2008; "I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

Jetfire posted:

When there's like half a dozen hours of WWE programming every week, is it any wonder that even Wrestlemania doesn't feel like more than a slightly gussied up Raw?

Smackdown doesn't count as programming

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:38

BodyMassageMachine: Nov 24, 2006

BodyMassageMachine posted:

STREEEEEEEETTTTTTTCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:38

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

That was cool

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:38

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

Cardboard Box posted:

triple h sure looks like he just wrestled a grueling match

he won!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:38

Smoking Crow: Feb 14, 2012; *laughs at u*

YES STEPH

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:38

neonbregna: Aug 20, 2007

Shima Honnou posted:

He broke his ankle.

They will just shoot him up with cortisone and he will be good to go

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:38

Blooming Brilliant: Jul 12, 2010

This could be done on RAW.

Shut the gently caress up.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:38

Thrifting Day!: Nov 25, 2006

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:38

fit em all up in there: Oct 10, 2006; Violencia

I bet that Rock comes out

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:38

Otto von Ruthless: Oct 1, 2014

Keg posted:

People liked him and there were audible Itami chants in a half-full arena, so Vince is going to sign Jimmy Yang to a new contract immediately.

"WHO THE HELL PUT FUNAKI ON THE WRESTLEMANIA CARD?!"

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:38

cams: Mar 28, 2003

if they are burning time so the sun will go down, they're gonna be out there for like an hour

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:38

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 17:20

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Steph is so good

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:38

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