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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WrestleMania XXXI - Big Show needs a push

Are you gonna be watching this?
	Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
	Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
	Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us?
	Big Show:

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Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

C411 posted:

wow posing with reigns last month really got this guy over

This is the best post and probably what goes on in Vince's bizarro world.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:45

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 16:16

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

BGrifter posted:

Meh, kinda bored with these sorts of appearances by The Rock. Last year was fun to kick off the show, not so sure about this one.

Rock surprise appearance on Raw to bust Rusev and Lana's chops was one of the few good things to happen on Raw recently

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:45

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

this blows

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:45

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Wow I didn't know it was tomorrow night already

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:45

Delsaber: Oct 1, 2013; This may or may not be correct.

Jerusalem posted:

Austin's chilling on his couch with his wife at his ranch in Texas, drinking beers and being utterly content with his life, enjoying retirement as a Global Icon And A National Treasure.

And he's doing it for the working man.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:45

ThNextGreenLantern: Feb 13, 2012

Zyla posted:

like literally? he came out of the water?

Can't be healthy.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:45

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Ahahahahaha

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:45

Vaders Jester: Sep 9, 2009

achillesforever6 posted:

When did hating the Rock become cool? The Rock owns

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:45

DMorbid: Jan 6, 2011; With our special guest star, RUSH! YAYYYYYYYYY

the fat guy in the #86 jersey is excited at least

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:45

will_colorado: Jun 30, 2007

is Rock having a stroke?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:45

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Zyla posted:

like literally? he came out of the water?

Seems dangerous to deliver babies in the bay tbqh

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:45

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

achillesforever6 posted:

When did hating the Rock become cool? The Rock owns

You'll find a lot of people in these threads are giant nerds who are just jealous as heck.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:45

DGib: Jan 22, 2010

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

I like the Rock but I don't wet myself every time he stops in to say hi.

you dont like fun then i guess i dunno

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:45

hunnert car pileup: Oct 28, 2007; the first world was a mistake

Bubba Smith posted:

where was he born

Hayward

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:45

someusername: Jan 26, 2015

They turned the mics up to 11.

Watch them go right back down for Roman.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:45

Lieutenant Centaur: Oct 17, 2010; A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon

Vertical Lime posted:

the much-awaited alvarez update

Bryan Alvarez ‏@bryanalvarez 2m2 minutes ago
Ok, I came back

why does anyone care what loving brian alvarez has to say about anything? he's a hack

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:45

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Lol the dig about Terminator.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:45

Peter Bazooka: Sep 29, 2005; This isn’t really anything I think I like.

Yo what happened to Bray?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:45

Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

i'm the "RIGHT NOW!" guy

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:45

OldTennisCourt: Sep 11, 2011; by VideoGames

Are you....propositioning a married man Rock?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:45

Dylan McKay: Oct 20, 2011; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation. I refuse to see Black Panther because they didn't ask the Black Ranger to be in it.

Striking Yak posted:

Just send out Daniel Bryan again.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:45

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

pie eating contest between rock and hhh

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:45

BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

SirFozzie posted:

This is the Larry Zybysko of promos.

I'd rather see Larry than The Rock

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:45

Slim Killington: Nov 16, 2007; I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

Anime Curator posted:

rear end eating contest between rock and hhh

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:46

Smoking Crow: Feb 14, 2012; *laughs at u*

Peter Bazooka posted:

Yo what happened to Bray?

they're waiting for the sun to set probably

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:46

willjbish: Nov 8, 2011

Anime Curator posted:

pie eating contest between rock and hhh

YES YES YES YES

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:46

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Kiss.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:46

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Honestly I don't mind Rock coming back but not for a "dream match" against HHH. I'd rather he deal with current talent in an actual feud.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:46

cams: Mar 28, 2003

oh my god i haven't been this bored since the last time triple h was in the ring

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:46

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Corporate Kane posted:

this blows

Look it was either this or the divas get more than 5 minutes what do you want

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:46

Fawf: Nov 5, 2009; It's Me, It's Me, It's DDD

triple h has had a long day don't be a dick rock

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:46

lamentable dustman: Apr 13, 2007; ððð

gently caress i don't want to see this poo poo

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:46

Another Person: Oct 21, 2010

Anime Curator posted:

pie eating contest between rock and hhh

would watch this

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:46

Craptacular!: Jul 9, 2001; Fuck the DH

Meanwhile, the sun is juuuuust setting at the Hoover Dam, so it's going to be a while...

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:46

ryden: Oct 9, 2011; ACAB

NOW KISS

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:46

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

Austin's chilling on his couch with his wife at his ranch in Texas, drinking beers and being utterly content with his life, enjoying retirement as a Global Icon And A National Treasure.

Dude lives in Hollywood man. Don't you listen to hid podcasts? He only goes to the ranch (which is two hours from me) when he wants to get away from the wife haha.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:46

DGib: Jan 22, 2010

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

You'll find a lot of people in these threads are giant nerds who are just jealous as heck.

i never take this forum seriously because people hate the rock but they think the young bucks are good in any capacity

internet wrestling opinions are usually terrible is what im getting at

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:46

Corzaa: Aug 1, 2006

NickRoweFillea posted:

Rock surprise appearance on Raw to bust Rusev and Lana's chops was one of the few good things to happen on Raw recently

What do you mean? Raw is on right now.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:46

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

OldTennisCourt posted:

Are you....propositioning a married man Rock?

_{"Dwayne, keep this poo poo on the downlow "}

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Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

DGib posted:

you dont like fun then i guess i dunno

I do like fun but I mean, he's just here to cut a promo and then leave again for like 9 months.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:46

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