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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WrestleMania XXXI - Big Show needs a push

Are you gonna be watching this?
	Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
	Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
	Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us?
	Big Show:

[Edit Poll (moderators only)]

Slim Killington: Nov 16, 2007; I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

Massive squash incoming, gently caress Bray

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:09

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 09:02

Testekill: Nov 1, 2012; I demand to be taken seriously

That's two production guys that are gonna cop poo poo after this, do I hear three?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:10

Woodchip: Mar 28, 2010

Needs a Tapout shirt to go with the gloves.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:10

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

His hairline is dying.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:10

TNABuffalo: Apr 4, 2011

The imagery is great

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:10

Jetfire: Apr 29, 2008

Stating the obvious: If Taker can stay un-concussed this should be better than last year's match, at least.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:10

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

That 'Taker bald spot.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:10

Crube: Feb 16, 2006; “Stop seducing me!”

Undertaker uses Just for Dead Men hair dyes.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:10

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Well so far Taker still looks like he could tear me to shreds with one hand.

Seriously. He is intimdating as gently caress this year. And I bet he'd smile and shake your hand and help you pull your car out of the middle of the road while talking about doggies.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:10

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Taker got that Just For Deadmen.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:10

Sky Shadowing: Feb 13, 2012; At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)

Taker does not look match fit to me.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:10

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

I was worried he was gonna look like total poo poo, actually looks super intimidating

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:10

bartok: May 10, 2006

Yeah Taker looks better than last year.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:10

Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Undertaker wins

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:10

Fat Lowtax: Nov 9, 2008; "I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

Taker looks great

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:10

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

To me he gets more terrifying the older he gets somehow.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:10

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Taker having a grey mohawk last year made him look really loving old.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:10

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

Luigi Thirty posted:

Taker with giant old man ears and no Mohawk!

jesus his ears

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:10

Smoking Crow: Feb 14, 2012; *laughs at u*

THE ANNOUNCERS PUT SOMEONE OVER

HOLY poo poo

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:10

Lieutenant Centaur: Oct 17, 2010; A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon

my goodness, how spooky

*pleasant california sunset*

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:10

Rand McNally: May 20, 2007

YAY HAIR

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:10

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Hammerstein posted:

Taker looks huge compared to last year.

He's also not wrestling Brock Lesnar, noted human monster

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:10

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Taker: Heard you were talking poo poo :clint:

:clint:

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:10

Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

Loud ring mics like Bray's last WM match

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:10

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

The Landstander posted:

THE DYED MAN

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:10

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

:lol:

Bray gonna fuckin die

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:10

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

Waluigi #1

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:10

OldTennisCourt: Sep 11, 2011; by VideoGames

I'm going to honestly be really pissed if this is just a squash

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:10

The Twinkie Czar: Dec 31, 2004; I went for super stud.

ThNextGreenLantern posted:

WWE needs to rein in their drat production guys.

They probably hire a bunch of new people just for Wrestlemania.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:10

Fawf: Nov 5, 2009; It's Me, It's Me, It's DDD

Bray said literally the same thing during the royal rumble

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:11

Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

OldTennisCourt posted:

I'm going to honestly really pissed if this is just a squash

Bray wins in 60 seconds

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:11

cams: Mar 28, 2003

Dimebags Brain posted:

outside of the entrances, 95% of Rusev/Cena, and that RKO, this has been a really meh show.

until cena/rusev, the best match of the night was a fatal four way tag match on the undercard

again, super disappointing that wrestlemania is merely mediocre instead of a trainwreck

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:11

Rand McNally: May 20, 2007

Lay off the dye, 'taker

(also I just got home from a trip and don't spoil anything

plz)

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:11

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

this match should have blood

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:11

Testekill: Nov 1, 2012; I demand to be taken seriously

Taker is looking much better so far. Of course he hasn't been knocked out yet.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:11

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

flying elbow!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:11

Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

Exploding tv?
Hologram?
Modulated Voice Singing Child?

Which trap shall befall the Undertaker in this match?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:11

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

I still love the Undertaker.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:11

only temporary: Sep 3, 2006

Bray looks almost starstruck

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:11

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 09:02

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Smoking Crow posted:

THE ANNOUNCERS PUT SOMEONE OVER

HOLY poo poo

vince dead

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:11

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