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trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Greyhawk posted:

I've lost everything. (self.BitcoinMarkets)
submitted 9 hours ago by lostitallthrowaway

I got into cryptocurrencies in early 2014 at 18 years old and managed to get to 40 btc after starting with nothing through trading a few alts that I thought had potential. I was so excited about the future, I loved the technology, I became the annoying guy who always talks about BTC to his friends. I wanted to try hand at BTC/USD trading and in the span of three weeks I now own 0 BTC. I chased losses, I didn't sleep, I skipped school, I didn't see my family or friends and eventually It just all went away. This is the most money I've ever had in my life and now it's gone and I can't handle it, I'm crying all the time and I can barely get out of bed to eat anything. I want to die, I want it to just all be over and not to be such a failure. I'm so ashamed, I can't tell anyone around me, I'm so embarassed. My parents are barely middle class, telling them that I lost this kind of money would make things so much worse. Oh god what do I do

So, as long as he was trading different kinds of virtual pogs he managed to accumulate 40 butts but as soon as he tried to change them into real money he lost it all? Seems right.

Of course " I wanted to try hand at BTC/USD trading" is code for "I [s]gambled[s]invested it all away"

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trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

quote:

[–]bucketofpurple 0 points 3 hours ago

Did he or did he not KNOWINGLY launder money?

[–]6to23 4 points 2 hours ago

His business "BitInstant" knowingly provided Bitcoin exchange service to admins/users of Silkroad, which at the time was unclear if it were illegal.

[–]Vultatio 8 points 2 hours ago*

It was pretty clear selling drugs online was illegal. And knowingly providing financial services for a site that sells drugs is also illegal. I don't think anything was unclear.

edit: which is why he admitted it and plead guilty

[–]skolsuper 7 points an hour ago

Did the site sell drugs? Or did they just facilitate the sale of drugs? Is that splitting hairs? A guy I know has bought drugs on Facebook. Does Facebook sell drugs? Where's the line?

[–]bucketofpurple 1 point an hour ago

I wonder how they got in touch with him...
[–]6to23 1 point an hour ago

Silkroad admins sold 0 drugs, some silkroad users sold drugs. I mean where do you draw the line of a market place being illegal? Silkroad had plenty of legal listings, eBay also has plenty of illegal stuff(mostly brand name knockoff items) for sale on their website, how about craigslist, people have died from craigslist scams. If my business provided service to ebay/craigslist, and ebay/craigslist was later shutdown by FBI, I could be later held accountable for it?

[–]schism1 1 point an hour ago

I mean where do you draw the line

There is no line. It was intentionally left as a grey area.

there was a time were i thought this kind of people were being willfully dense, nowadays i realize they are just dumb dudes parroting stuff

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
remember how ross grew and sold mushrooms over silkroad to get it started and kept meticulous records of it? bitcoiners don't

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

trucutru posted:

there was a time were i thought this kind of people were being willfully dense, nowadays i realize they are just dumb dudes parroting stuff

where do you draw the line between a business explicitly aimed at facilitating illegal activity and a business that actively tries to circumvent illegal activity and reports it to the police when it happens??? clearly this was meant to be a grey area. like "guns aren't made to kill things they are made to make money for the gun factories!"

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Boxturret posted:

remember how ross grew and sold mushrooms over silkroad to get it started and kept meticulous records of it? bitcoiners don't
didnt sr itself have regular drug-themed promotions and contests and prizes, like an annual 4-20 day?

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
is that mark karpeles in the reflection????

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

FMguru posted:

didnt sr itself have regular drug-themed promotions and contests and prizes, like an annual 4-20 day?

i don't see how that has anything to do with anything, if i hold a drug-themed party and drugs are sold at that party does that make me a drug dealer??? :colbert:

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

FMguru posted:

prisons already have functioning economies built around non-fiat currencies, like packs of cigarettes or tins of sardines or his punk white rear end. why would they need another?
his genius master plan is literally that instead of exchanging actual cans of mackerel, there is instead a central ledger in which it is written how many cans of mackerel are owed to different people. literally a loving bank

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

if the prison threads have taught me anything, it's that you go into debt with dealers and keep up regular payments to keep people from loving with you, cuz they'd be loving with the dealers' income

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

wonder if charlie is gonna fight someone

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

grey thread:


http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/31/n...ts-charges.html

quote:

Two former federal agents are expected to be arrested on Monday on charges of stealing money while working undercover on an investigation into Silk Road, the once-thriving black market website for drug dealing, a document shows.

The former agents are Carl Mark Force IV, who worked for the Drug Enforcement Administration, and Shaun Bridges, who worked for the Secret Service.

Mr. Force is being charged with wire fraud, theft of government property and money laundering, and Mr. Bridges is being charged with wire fraud and money laundering, according to an affidavit filed in the United States District Court in San Francisco.

The charges stem from their roles in an undercover operation that led to charges in the Silk Road investigation and the shutting down of the website.

Mr. Force, while investigating Silk Road, “stole and converted to his own personal use a sizeable amount of bitcoins,” the digital currency that was used by buyers and sellers on the website, which he obtained in his undercover capacity, the government said.

“Rather than turning those bitcoin over to the government, Force deposited them into his own personal accounts,” the government said.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
stared too long into the abyss

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

lawl this is going to make dpr's appeal hilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarious

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

carl mark force iv is the most blatantly obvious fake name i've ever seen, how the gently caress did he ever get a job with the feds?

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

FMguru posted:

didnt sr itself have regular drug-themed promotions and contests and prizes, like an annual 4-20 day?

i can't find the main part but here's where they were joking about marketing to kids:





never forget:911:

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back
Pooptouching begets pooptouching. :doh:

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

tipps why is your av a gay anime porn?

why did i recognize the av as a gay anime porn what is wrong with me

JamesieAB
Nov 5, 2005

Boxturret posted:

remember how ross grew and sold mushrooms over silkroad to get it started and kept meticulous records of it? bitcoiners don't

Obligatory Stringer Bell - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBdGOrcUEg8

Has anyone said blockchaingang yet?

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




theflyingexecutive posted:

Carl Mark Force IV

Oh come the gently caress on, this can't possibly be a real name.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

FMguru posted:

didnt sr itself have regular drug-themed promotions and contests and prizes, like an annual 4-20 day?

the winner of the 420 contest was a former heroin addict who immediately relapsed when he got so much money

pylb
Sep 22, 2010

"The superfluous, a very necessary thing"
Carlpeles Mark Force 4

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
what if those agents planted the bitcoins as punishment for refusing to work with karpeles

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

univbee posted:

Oh come the gently caress on, this can't possibly be a real name.

It's the name of a bitcoiner with the resources to change his legal name.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
iv is not a numeral, it stands for intravenous

which is why no court can sentence him because they can't even pronounce his name

Nenonen fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Mar 30, 2015

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

have some rigz









brought to you by Cory Doctorow via @buttcoin

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

blockche'in gpuevara

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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Parallel Paraplegic posted:

i don't see how that has anything to do with anything, if i hold a drug-themed party and drugs are sold at that party does that make me a drug dealer??? :colbert:

they could also have been celebrating adolf's birthday

come to think of it, a bunch probably were

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

JamesieAB posted:

Has anyone said blockchaingang yet?

yes

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/31/nyregion/silk-road-case-federal-agents-charges.html

quote:

Two former federal agents are expected to be arrested on Monday on charges of stealing money while working undercover on an investigation into Silk Road, the once-thriving black market website for drug dealing, a document shows.

The former agents are Carl Mark Force IV, who worked for the Drug Enforcement Administration, and Shaun Bridges, who worked for the Secret Service.

Mr. Force is being charged with wire fraud, theft of government property and money laundering; and Mr. Bridges is being charged with wire fraud and money laundering, according to an affidavit filed in the United States District Court in San Francisco.

The charges stem from the agents’ role in one of the federal investigations into Silk Road; a separate Manhattan-based investigation ultimately led to the filing of charges against the website’s founder, Ross W. Ulbricht, who was convicted last month on numerous counts. The website was also shut down by the authorities.

Mr. Force, while investigating Silk Road, “stole and converted to his own personal use a sizable amount of Bitcoins,” the digital currency that was used by buyers and sellers on the website, which he obtained in his undercover capacity, the government said.

“Rather than turning those Bitcoin over to the government, Force deposited them into his own personal accounts,” the government said.

The charges against the two men are detailed in a 50-page criminal complaint that was unsealed on Monday. The complaint is signed by Tigran Gambaryan, a special agent with the Internal Revenue Service, and says that the investigation of the agents was handled by the United States attorney’s office in San Francisco and the Public Integrity Section of the Justice Department in Washington.

The document describes both former agents as members of a Baltimore-based task force that investigated Silk Road. The website had been the subject of investigations in several cities, including Chicago and New York.

The Baltimore investigation resulted in an indictment of Mr. Ulbricht on a charge of murder for hire, but that case has remained pending and the evidence in support of it was kept out of the New York trial, apparently because of the investigation into the agents.

Mr. Force had been employed as a D.E.A. special agent for about 15 years; he resigned in May 2014, shortly after the investigation into his activities began, the document says. Mr. Bridges had been a special agent of the Secret Service for about six years until he abruptly resigned on March 18, after learning he was a subject of the investigation, the document says.

At the time charges were announced against Mr. Ulbricht, the man behind the site, in October 2013 and the website was shut down, the authorities called Silk Road “the most sophisticated and extensive criminal marketplace on the Internet.”

Several thousand drug dealers and other vendors used the site from January 2011 through October 2013 to sell hundreds of kilograms of illegal drugs and other illicit goods to more than 100,000 buyers, according to a criminal complaint filed in United States District Court in Manhattan.

The website generated more than $213 million in revenue during that period, and Mr. Ulbricht, operating under the pseudonym Dread Pirate Roberts, took millions of dollars in commissions, the authorities charged.

Much of Silk Road’s allure to buyers and sellers was anonymity: The website operated on a hidden part of the Internet, out of the glare of law enforcement, and deals were transacted in Bitcoins, a digital currency that can be as hard to trace as cash.

Mr. Ulbricht’s defense lawyer, Joshua L. Dratel, argued during the trial that his client was not Dread Pirate Roberts, a character drawn from the book and movie “The Princess Bride.” Mr. Dratel conceded that Silk Road had been his client’s idea, but that Mr. Ulbricht had turned the website over to others before being lured back as a “fall guy” to be arrested.

Mr. Ulbricht was convicted on Feb. 4 of multiple counts; four of the charges, including distributing narcotics on the Internet and engaging in a continuing criminal enterprise, carry potential life sentences. The judge, Katherine B. Forrest, is scheduled to sentence Mr. Ulbricht on May 15.

At the trial, the government also accused Mr. Ulbricht of commissioning the murders of five people whom he saw as threats to his enterprise. Although the prosecutors say they found no evidence that anyone was harmed, they cited the murders-for-hire as evidence that Mr. Ulbricht was willing to use violence to protect his lucrative operation.
Ruining your career... but for bitcoins!

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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MORE CURLY FRIES posted:

did anyone post about charlie shrem wanting to invent a bank for prison so he can use bitcoin

because charlie shrem invented a bank so he can use bitcoin in prison

http://motherboard.vice.com/read/bitcoin-for-prison

if you skipped this one it's p proclick

shrem explains how his fish based altcoin is going to be a thing

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


2/3 of all butts have been mine. by next year, 3/4 of them will be mined.

this will undoubtedly help Bitcoin mass adoption by

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
Bitcoin:Carl Mark Force IV

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009


help

pylb
Sep 22, 2010

"The superfluous, a very necessary thing"
http://www.justice.gov/sites/default/files/opa/press-releases/attachments/2015/03/30/criminal_complaint_force.pdf

Karl Marx Force IV was blackmailing DPR using the name "French Maid" and also worked for a bitcoin exchange (coinmkt)

this whole thing feels like its two days early

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
this is good for Bitcoin becoz

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

MORE CURLY FRIES posted:

did anyone post about charlie shrem wanting to invent a bank for prison so he can use bitcoin

because charlie shrem invented a bank so he can use bitcoin in prison

http://motherboard.vice.com/read/bitcoin-for-prison

lawl he's come up with the idea of a bank, but it has nothing to do with bitcoin

at all

like he seems to have the idea that accounting was invented by bitcoin

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

evilweasel posted:

lawl he's come up with the idea of a bank, but it has nothing to do with bitcoin

at all

like he seems to have the idea that accounting was invented by bitcoin

we've seen other people who thought the idea of trust and the concept of cryptography were Bitcoin inventions, I wouldn't put it past him.

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

pylb posted:

http://www.justice.gov/sites/default/files/opa/press-releases/attachments/2015/03/30/criminal_complaint_force.pdf

Karl Marx Force IV was blackmailing DPR using the name "French Maid" and also worked for a bitcoin exchange (coinmkt)

this whole thing feels like its two days early
bitcoin always gets funnier

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
so he's fantasizing about how he'll become the ruler of, and richest person in, the prison


:rip:

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evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

apparently he will rely on enlightened self-interest in the stability of his bank to avoid getting robbed of all his fish in the shower

because getting all the banks fish is way less useful than having a fish bank of course

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