bitcoin: a sisyphean nightmare, forever trapped in an endless wall of sperg

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Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

fool_of_sound posted:

speaking

sorry about your father

# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:31

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 21:35

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

Carl M. Force III
Carl M. Force, age 73, of Perryville, MD, passed away on Wednesday, April 2, 2014

http://twitter.com/engediINC/status/451591304489627650

same day as the website was released? did the website kill his dad????

# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:40

Sentient Data: Aug 31, 2011; My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

I didn't want to say anything that would lead to doxxing, but since grandchildren were already mentioned I bet that one of Carla Mark Force IV's daughter has the first name of his fake surname

# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:45

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

"What should we call her?"
"Carl"
"What."
"Carla. I meant to say Carla."

# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:47

Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

lol forever at his excuse

# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:49

fuctifino: Jun 11, 2001

this loving news

all of it

everything

and then this:

Ross Ulbricht's lawyer: Alleged police corruption casts doubt on entire Silk Road trial

# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:50

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

"I'll just tell them I'm a cop, it worked in inception!"

# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:51

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Don't particularly want NSA looking over my shoulder :nsa:

# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:53

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

i'm looking forward to the DEA agent trial, hope he says that he was the DEA agent at the start but sold off his title and the real DEA agent that did the crimes was Mark Karpeles

# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:55

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

surebet posted:

https://twitter.com/alansilbert/status/582588016994041856

# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:57

Plank Walker: Aug 11, 2005

surebet posted:

if you skipped this one it's p proclick

shrem explains how his fish based altcoin is going to be a thing

sorry charlie

# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:58

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

fermun posted:

i'm looking forward to the DEA agent trial, hope he says that he was the DEA agent at the start but sold off his title and the real DEA agent that did the crimes was Mark Karpeles

# ? Mar 31, 2015 03:00

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

it's amazing that he literally did a bad sitcom joke IRL

"my name is Carllllll...a. Carla... Sophia. I'm a lady. and I'm french. tee hee"

# ? Mar 31, 2015 03:01

ComfyPants: Mar 20, 2002

surebet posted:

if you skipped this one it's p proclick

shrem explains how his fish based altcoin is going to be a thing

backed by mack(eral)

# ? Mar 31, 2015 03:01

Chocobo: Oct 15, 2012; Here comes a new challenger!; Oven Wrangler

this is the most surprising thing i've read about bitcoin in a long time, the only way they can top it is if mark was somehow actually involved in this trainwreck

amazing stuff as always, thank you bitcoin

# ? Mar 31, 2015 03:02

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

fermun posted:

# ? Mar 31, 2015 03:02

text editor: Jan 8, 2007

Dr. Honked posted:

when the dust settles, only karples will remain standing.

# ? Mar 31, 2015 03:05

CampingCarl: Apr 28, 2008

fuctifino posted:

this loving news

all of it

everything

and then this:

Ross Ulbricht's lawyer: Alleged police corruption casts doubt on entire Silk Road trial

He still wrote in his diary that he sent money to those corrupt cops to kill each other. At this point it would not be shocking to find out that the government only found out about the corruption when they read the diary.

fermun posted:

Bitcoin: It's Carls all the way down

# ? Mar 31, 2015 03:06

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

CampingCarl posted:

Bitcoin: It's Carls all the way down

if you say so. "camping carl"

# ? Mar 31, 2015 03:08

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

fermun posted:

Mark Karpeles is an anagram of Karl Mark pees

# ? Mar 31, 2015 03:10

CoreDuo: Mar 20, 2015

text editor posted:

I have to wonder how much of what he says is bullshit just so that he can sound more important than he is.

# ? Mar 31, 2015 03:11

Ron Paul Atreides: Apr 19, 2012; Uyghurs situation in Xinjiang? Just a police action, do not fret. Not ongoing genocide like in EVIL Canada.

I am definitely not a tankie.

CampingCarl posted:

He still wrote in his diary that he sent money to those corrupt cops to kill each other. At this point it would not be shocking to find out that the government only found out about the corruption when they read the diary.

hooooly poo poo that's probably what happened

Lol I don't even care anymore if Ross goes to jail or not, this is going to make the best movie, like that one Matt Damon was in about corn syrup

# ? Mar 31, 2015 03:12

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

CoreDuo posted:

I have to wonder how much of what he says is bullshit just so that he can sound more important than he is.

don't you say a word against karpeles

you're only making yourself look bad when you do

# ? Mar 31, 2015 03:12

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

text editor posted:

Mark Karpeles was too lazy to engage in a criminal conspiracy with a corrupt cop.

# ? Mar 31, 2015 03:13

rjmccall: Sep 7, 2007; no worries friend; Fun Shoe

ok, so, the judge knew about this and blocked it from trial

presumably the argument is that it was a different investigation into silk road? i can kindof see that; it doesn't really impact the actual evidence presented and it's really prejudicial

but i wouldn't be too surprised if dpr did get another trial out of this

# ? Mar 31, 2015 03:13

Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Carl Mark Force IV is an anagram for Viral Cock Farmer

# ? Mar 31, 2015 03:14

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

Carl Mark Force IV is an anagram for Viral Cock Farmer

what did we ever do to deserve bitcoin?????

# ? Mar 31, 2015 03:14

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

CoreDuo posted:

I have to wonder how much of what he says is bullshit just so that he can sound more important than he is.

he has the trolling opportunity of a lifetime

# ? Mar 31, 2015 03:14

text editor: Jan 8, 2007

CoreDuo posted:

I have to wonder how much of what he says is bullshit just so that he can sound more important than he is.

We know from the court docs of the old case that Ross was made aware of agents making contact with karpeles, so it's assumed this is some of the information carl mark force iv and his buddy were shuttling between karpeles and dpr

# ? Mar 31, 2015 03:17

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

if your name is Carl mark force IV and you end up being a dea agent... that's kinda lame

dude with that name should have a job jumping out of planes onto a moving vehicle with a lit cigar in his mouth

investigating bitcoins will never be bad rear end

# ? Mar 31, 2015 03:17

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

SynthOrange posted:

"What should we call her?"
"Carl"
"What."
"Carla. I meant to say Carla."

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

lol forever at his excuse

text editor posted:

bitcoin is some twilight zone poo poo

# ? Mar 31, 2015 03:19

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

FrozenVent posted:

if your name is Carl mark force IV and you end up being a dea agent... that's kinda lame

dude with that name should have a job jumping out of planes onto a moving vehicle with a lit cigar in his mouth

investigating bitcoins will never be bad rear end

wheni worked in mail store i once filled out the paperwork to ship a box to sgt. payne.

# ? Mar 31, 2015 03:21

Robawesome: Jul 22, 2005

holy gently caress this is hilarious

# ? Mar 31, 2015 03:22

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

FrozenVent posted:

if your name is Carl mark force IV and you end up being a dea agent... that's kinda lame

dude with that name should have a job jumping out of planes onto a moving vehicle with a lit cigar in his mouth

investigating bitcoins will never be bad rear end

if that car contained drugs... uh Carl mark force iv would not be involved

# ? Mar 31, 2015 03:23

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

nevermind the dea agent can charges be brought against whoever hired that guy? jfc

# ? Mar 31, 2015 03:24

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

then again when you get a resume from Carl Mark Force IV how can you say no?

# ? Mar 31, 2015 03:25

kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

carl mark force iv

# ? Mar 31, 2015 03:25

Robawesome: Jul 22, 2005

# ? Mar 31, 2015 03:30

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

this is like double entrapment or something.

# ? Mar 31, 2015 03:31

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 21:35

CoreDuo: Mar 20, 2015

text editor posted:

We know from the court docs of the old case that Ross was made aware of agents making contact with karpeles, so it's assumed this is some of the information carl mark force iv and his buddy were shuttling between karpeles and dpr

Fair enough but drat, maybe the conspiracy theorists have a point. He really does have his sausage fingers in a lot of pies.

CoreDuo fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Mar 31, 2015

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