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swagmag: Nov 28, 2012

# ? Mar 31, 2015 15:59

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# ? May 2, 2024 00:07

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

titties posted:

No, the ~~wrestlers~~ WWE Superstars� / sports entertainers don't engage in any kind of doublethink. Kayfabe was just to protect the business and to convince the fans that it was real. In the late 90's they broke kayfabe on TV all the time in a "wink wink nod nod" kind of way.

Today it's just straight-up gone. In the episode of Stone Cold Steve Austin's podcast that had 13-time world champion and current WWE chief operating officer Paul "HHH" "Hunter Hearst Helmsley" "The Game Triple H" "The Cerebral Assassin" Levesque, Austin opened the show asking about how the fans poo poo all over the finish to this year's Royal Rumble and how hard it was to book a storyline when the fans knew so much about how wrestling works and what goes on in the locker room.

These days they count on the vast majority of the fans to have willing suspension of disbelief because wrestling, and we do. Because wrestling.

Also, WCW has been gone for 14 years.

For a long while pro wrestling was desperately trying to act like it was all real because they thought people cared. What they failed to realize was that people generally knew it was fake and didn't give a poo poo, really. I never was into wrestling much and haven't watched it in a long time but I know people that do watch it and it's ridiculous entertainment, really. From what I gather the advantage now that they realize people just flat out don't care that it's fake as hell is that they can be even more ridiculous.

In the past the whole "keep your character all the time, forever" thing led to people literally getting arrested because they were acting all the time while in public or refusing to treat grievous, life-threatening injuries properly. It's also dangerous as gently caress. There have been times where dudes that were supposed to win the match got so tremendously injured they couldn't do anything other than lay on the ground and writhe in pain.

I mean some people like to watch big, oiled, muscled up stunt men throw each other around a ring while saying mean things to each other. Not my thing really but I'm not one to judge. It's like a big homoerotic soap opera.

# ? Mar 31, 2015 16:16

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

twoday posted:

http://imgur.com/1cfm6PB

These loss.jpg edits are getting Weeeiiiirrrd

# ? Mar 31, 2015 16:18

blunt for century: Jul 4, 2008; I've got a bone to pick.

twoday posted:

http://imgur.com/1cfm6PB

hahahahahahaha what the gently caress

# ? Mar 31, 2015 16:27

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

blunt for century posted:

hahahahahahaha what the gently caress

Pretty sure the answer to that one is just "the internet." :shrug:

Just let the abyss stare back and try not to think about it too much.

# ? Mar 31, 2015 16:30

blunt for century: Jul 4, 2008; I've got a bone to pick.

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Pretty sure the answer to that one is just "the internet." Just let the abyss stare back and try not to think about it too much.

well that much is obvious, but that's just the only reaction to that image I had

~*Flavortown*~

# ? Mar 31, 2015 16:31

OK Some Butt Stuff: Jun 9, 2002

# ? Mar 31, 2015 17:32

Drone_Fragger: May 9, 2007

Re: Wrasslin:

Wrestling is basically a performance art except MACHO and MANLY with dudes getting HIT BY CHAIRS and THROWN ONTO TABLES so that people who like action and violence like it. I don't seriously believe anyone ever took wrestling seriously except the really nerdy 14 year olds who weren't cynical enough to see that someone getting their head "smashed" into a steel post was something that was unlikely to happen.

# ? Mar 31, 2015 17:36

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Drone_Fragger posted:

I don't seriously believe anyone ever took wrestling seriously except ~~the really nerdy 14 year olds~~ juggalos, juggalos juggalos juggalos forever

I'm prejudiced here. But really "dumb kids" sums it up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqpJy126Ofo

stick around for when they start adding fire to their moves

# ? Mar 31, 2015 17:43

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I'm prejudiced here. But really "dumb kids" sums it up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqpJy126Ofo

stick around for when they start adding fire to their moves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtsMnsqxRKU

# ? Mar 31, 2015 17:49

Pyro Fox: Aug 22, 2013; Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

I need more of these...

# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:34

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Mar 31, 2015 19:02

beato: Nov 26, 2004; CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

The Jumpoff posted:

Have a video that explains pretty well why, even though wrestling is fake, none of that poo poo matters:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYvMOf3hsGA

# ? Mar 31, 2015 20:25

Male Tiers: Dec 27, 2012; Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

# ? Mar 31, 2015 21:07

Sinners Sandwich: Jan 4, 2012; Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

Wrestling chat isn't over right I wanted to talk about the time where backstage politics made a match legendary when Shawn Micheal decided to oversell every move Hulk Hogan hit him with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gf4LsjwAWho

# ? Mar 31, 2015 21:37

Mans: Sep 14, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

That was amazing.

# ? Mar 31, 2015 22:32

veedubfreak: Apr 2, 2005; by Smythe

Ins't Hogan over due for a fatal heart attack ala Warrior?

# ? Mar 31, 2015 22:51

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

veedubfreak posted:

Ins't Hogan over due for a fatal heart attack ala Warrior?

I hope not. I don't care about wrestling, but Hulk Hogan is a goddamn icon.

# ? Mar 31, 2015 22:59

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

PCOS Bill posted:

I hope not. I don't care about wrestling, but Hulk Hogan is a goddamn icon.

But his feelings can be hurt too.

By dogs.

# ? Mar 31, 2015 23:04

Mans: Sep 14, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

PCOS Bill posted:

I hope not. I don't care about wrestling, but Hulk Hogan is a goddamn icon.

i hope someone flies a plane against him

# ? Mar 31, 2015 23:26

GuardianOfAsgaard: Feb 1, 2012; Their steel shines red
With enemy blood
It sings of victory
Granted by the Gods

thank mr skeltal

# ? Mar 31, 2015 23:35

Fashionable Jorts: Jan 18, 2010; Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you

Mans posted:

That was amazing.

Holy poo poo.

# ? Mar 31, 2015 23:36

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Mans posted:

i hope someone flies a plane against him

Now now, remember what happened the last time someone flew a plane into a mountain.

# ? Mar 31, 2015 23:37

CobiWann: Oct 21, 2009; Have fun!

Hulkamania can't melt steel beams.

# ? Mar 31, 2015 23:52

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Old school!

# ? Apr 1, 2015 00:36

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

# ? Apr 1, 2015 01:21

Jay 2K Winger: Oct 10, 2007; What are you looking for?

Thump! posted:

Now now, remember what happened the last time someone flew a plane into a mountain.

# ? Apr 1, 2015 01:33

the_steve: Nov 9, 2005; We're always hiring!

veedubfreak posted:

Ins't Hogan over due for a fatal heart attack ala Warrior?

Hogan has so many plastic parts in him that he qualifies as 3 major credit cards. I don't think he's ever going to die because there aren't enough organic components.

# ? Apr 1, 2015 01:47