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I would die to most slashers but not the Scream slashers, they're just skinny doofuses in a costume.
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X-Ray Pecs posted:I would survive a zombie apocalypse From what I've seen the best way of surviving a zombie apocalypse is to actually become a zombie.
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[quote="Grendles Dad"post="443456053"] You're taking my jooooooob! [/quote] Not yet since I'm still a student. But soon!!! 
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I don't know how I hosed up that quote code but I know I don't care enough to fix it.
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Everyone thinks my apartment is haunted so I went around one night banging on stuff and yelling for the babadook to come out, so I've come to accept that I would be the first and most gruesome death in any horror movie scenario.
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Mar 31, 2015 17:32
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The Pirates isn't great, but it does have a badass lady pirate who actually wears practical combat attire.
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penismightier posted:Everyone thinks my apartment is haunted so I went around one night banging on stuff and yelling for the babadook to come out, so I've come to accept that I would be the first and most gruesome death in any horror movie scenario.
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Mar 31, 2015 18:00
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K. Waste posted:The Pirates isn't great, but it does have a badass lady pirate who actually wears practical combat attire. The big budget porno?
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:The big budget porno? That is simply called "Pirates", I believe.
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I've also been described by several people (including my mother) as being the sidekick/best friend in a romantic. Not sure how to feel about that...
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K. Waste posted:The Pirates isn't great, but it does have a badass lady pirate who actually wears practical combat attire. Is that one of those 90s pirate movies nobody saw? There sure were a lot of those.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Of course you can't fall into the trap of just thinking people like or dislike things because they are popular. An especially bizarre sentiment in the forum that had a huge thread about how brilliant the Transformer films were, and in a thread that won't shut up about the Fast and Furious films.
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To clarify, I'm talking about the 2014 South Korean The Pirates that's streaming on Netflix.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:That is simply called "Pirates", I believe. Oh right, my mistake.
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Mar 31, 2015 18:41
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I think he's talking about that claymation pirate movie from the Wallace & Gromit studio a few years ago.
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Mar 31, 2015 18:42
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:Oh right, my mistake. I've been walking by posters of that thing for a decade now it seems like.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:I've been walking by posters of that thing for a decade now it seems like. Like, just walking around you see posters? I live 100 feet from a sex store and I've never seen a poster for it. I did see a dvd of the R-rated version in blockbuster once though.
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Holy crap guys, go check out the new Mad Max trailer in the Mad Max thread.
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FreudianSlippers posted:Don't eat uncooked potatoes. They're poisonous. That is a myth. It is green potatoes that are raw or cooked. In my defense it was part of a drinking game where if you take a bite out of the raw potato then everyone else has to take a drink.
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Mar 31, 2015 19:07
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Fat Lou posted:That is a myth. It is green potatoes that are raw or cooked. In my defense it was part of a drinking game where if you take a bite out of the raw potato then everyone else has to take a drink. I had a friend who really enjoyed raw potatoes for snacks.
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Fat Lou posted:That is a myth. It is green potatoes that are raw or cooked. In my defense it was part of a drinking game where if you take a bite out of the raw potato then everyone else has to take a drink. I would win this game easily.
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Mar 31, 2015 19:10
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I like the taste of raw potato. When my mom would make fries she'd give me a raw one usually and it was so good.
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:Like, just walking around you see posters? I live 100 feet from a sex store and I've never seen a poster for it. I did see a dvd of the R-rated version in blockbuster once though. Sex shops in New York City all seem to have the poster for Pirates 1 right in the window or the door.
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Mar 31, 2015 19:28
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Sex shops in New York City all seem to have the poster for Pirates 1 right in the window or the door. Yeah, it just seems like one of those movies that if there's a poster up, it's probably because the store owner doesn't give a poo poo about taking it down, because it seemed like the first porn video in a long time to really 'break the bubble.' I mean, they already made a sequel, but it's always posters for the first one I see.
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Mar 31, 2015 19:36
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:Like, just walking around you see posters? I live 100 feet from a sex store and I've never seen a poster for it. I did see a dvd of the R-rated version in blockbuster once though. I watched it. The Fabioish dude has good comic timing.
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Mar 31, 2015 19:39
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At least Belladonna's done OK for herself.
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Mar 31, 2015 19:40
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One time I was going by an adult store, the jizz mopper was dumping his bucket in the parking lot.
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Oh god I just noticed my forums account is 10 years old. What have I done with my life?!
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Mr. Flunchy posted:Oh god I just noticed my forums account is 10 years old. What have I done with my life?! 
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K. Waste posted:Yeah, it just seems like one of those movies that if there's a poster up, it's probably because the store owner doesn't give a poo poo about taking it down, because it seemed like the first porn video in a long time to really 'break the bubble.' I mean, they already made a sequel, but it's always posters for the first one I see. I'll warrant that few porn films in the last two decades have splashed out on posters. That made me think about being the graphic designer who makes said posters and, worse, porn DVD covers.
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I wonder if there were any "slipped in cum" mishaps during the shooting of A Talking Cat!?
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morestuff posted:I watched it. The Fabioish dude has good comic timing. Truly he is the greatest pirate hunter in the world.
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Magic Hate Ball posted:I wonder if there were any "slipped in cum" mishaps during the shooting of A Talking Cat!? I think there's some in the extras of the porn parody A Talking oval office!?
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What's this character in Better Call Saul lol he's like a very worst case of Ronin's Sean Bean like who opens a talk with "ethnic groups" edit: ohleee shiet, it's fuckin trevor from gta5 Honest Thief fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Mar 31, 2015 |
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Mar 31, 2015 20:53
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therattle posted:I'll warrant that few porn films in the last two decades have splashed out on posters. I would love to see the Criterion covers for Deep Throat, Debbie Does Dallas, or Taboo. edit: Eclipse series, anyone? Pearls from the L.A. Porno Chic
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LoonShia posted:I would be the boyfriend of the Final Girl, who gets killed early on to show that the situation is serious. I'd be the guy who seems together and organized and helps the group feel secure when things get weird and then suddenly gets gruesomely and blatantly murdered/eaten.
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MacheteZombie posted:Holy crap guys, go check out the new Mad Max trailer in the Mad Max thread. Every new trailer makes me laugh with the giddiness of a small child.
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Hodgepodge posted:I'd be the guy who seems together and organized and helps the group feel secure when things get weird and then suddenly gets gruesomely and blatantly murdered/eaten. I'll be safe, since I never watch horrors or slashers. I'm much more likely to die in an independent or foreign-language film. Probably not as a main character though.
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:it's a shame Avengers didn't turn out so good cuz i still think his X-Men run was dope. Man and here I was sticking up for you
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Literally The Worst posted:Man and here I was sticking up for you His X-Men run is a good use of his style.
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