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ayn rand hand job posted:i don't think it includes thatdamnjew spoiler alert: he passes out in his running car on phenazepam and dies from heat stroke
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goon self medicates with russian research chemicals goes on homicidal psychotic break threatens to shoot wife and kids wife tries to get his doctor and cops to commit him the next day, can't goon drives home after intervention and phenzo bender, falls asleep in car, gets cooked to death wife later asks tcc how to commit insurance fraud after insurance denies claim
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ayn rand hand job posted:goon self medicates with russian research chemicals It isn't the same without the details yo
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i just don't get it aren't drugs supposed to be fun none of these sound like fun
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Just ordered. Can someone explain to me how this eyeballing is done? [...] No, do you use a solvent? Do you jam it under the eyelid? This isn’t really that obvious for someone who normally doesn’t take drugs with his eyeballs.
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killhamster posted:i just don't get it aren't drugs supposed to be fun you could learn to play a grand piano on your brand new grand piano
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bucketmouse posted:good thread Can't stop laughing at this but re: buttcoins, I've been following them pretty closely for 18 months now and that entire time, without fail, at least once a month it comes out that some business or website or exchange uses floats. now tbh idk (and dgaf) what floats actually are but just from reading all the trouble these loving idiots have had with it, if I ever were to start any sort of business dealing with money I'd be sure to double check that our software wasn't storing it that way. how the gently caress does this keep happening.
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So how about them butts? EDIT: wow, this article is old. (Well, the guy has been writing these articles for three years and has received 0.025 butts in tips so at least he's making a killing) Bitcoin’s Image is Actually Great http://nakamotoinstitute.org/mempool/bitcoin-has-no-image-problem/ some quotes quote:And what about BitPay, Bitcoin’s premier payment processor? In September of 2013, they signed up their 10,000th merchant. By December, they had over 14,000. On Black Friday of 2012, they processed 99 payments. That same day of 2013, they processed 6,296. quote:You could run an ad campaign for Bitcoin that tells people it’s the stupidest idea ever and punch people in the face when they bought in and they would still flock to Bitcoin. You know how I know that? Because that’s basically what has been happening since the beginning of the Bitcoin economy. quote:Furthermore, Bitcoin’s improvements to the illegal drug industry and to practical anarchism have been one of its greatest successes, so why shouldn’t people associate Bitcoin with drug dealers and anarchists? Not only is that honest, but it is a strong endorsement. trucutru fucked around with this message at 06:06 on Apr 5, 2015 |
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killhamster posted:i just don't get it aren't drugs supposed to be fun
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Went looking for the newest bitcoin ATM in Manhattan... (self.Bitcoin)quote:submitted 9 hours ago by ddmnyc quote:Maybe if we all brigade them, they'll change their minds?
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Nessus posted:various experimental horse tranquilizers yes this sounds like something I want to inject or whatever into my body
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imagine I bolded all of this Bitcoin is a ruthless financial virus that won't stop until it has consumed all value on Earth. It doesn't matter if Russia or other countries 'ban' it. Spoiler alert: Bitcoin wins. (self.Bitcoin) submitted 2 hours ago * by americanpegasus Make no mistake, bitcoin is a financial weapon, conceived by some of our most elite geniuses. The math, technologies, and theory for its existence sparkled to life among the Fight Club culture of the late 90's, but it would be over a decade (2008) before the time had finally come to deploy the damned thing. How amusing that even as Tyler Durden mused about resetting the debt record on screen, there was a real product in existence/development that would do exactly that. I wouldn't even be surprised if bitcoin were referred to as 'Project Mayhem' at some point. For those nations that foolishly try to ban bitcoin, they are wasting their time. They might as well try to ban the common cold. There is only one thing they can do to fight bitcoin, and they're so shortsighted they haven't even considered it as an option. That would be to start their own, state-sponsored, rival Cryptocurrency. However the window for the viability of that is fast closing / already passed. Bitcoin has a 7 year lead, even if a clone were copy/pasted today. And even if such a stunt were attempted, the legitimacy that bitcoin would gain at that moment would be enormous. It's essential that the true creators of bitcoin maintain plausible deniability until global adoption has already occured. This ensures that other nations and players don't unnecessarily prolong/hamper the process. Any intelligent person who studies the history and facts can only arrive at the same conclusion. Bitcoin is unstoppable. It's fuel is sheer human greed, and that same fuel will power the protocol through tier after tier of global finance. The dollar will crash before 2020, and though I don't believe anyone can predict exactly when that will happen, bitcoin will continue to ensure that the 'good guys' remain in control. The technological portion is done. That ended the moment bitcoin was released into the public. Now it's just a social and informational war, controlling the opinions of the population and ensuring a slow trickle of government and corporate adoption. Bitcoin is posed as some neckbeard, anti-establishment movement, but it's not. Not even close. The common pleb lives so far down the informational ladder they can't even grasp the true nature of their world: play your xbox, eat your Doritos, and don't worry about what the left hand is doing. There is nothing that can be realistically done at this point: Bitcoin wins, and the only winning move? You better get your rear end on the bitcoin standard as soon as possible. [–]americanpegasus[S] 2 points 8 minutes ago* The dark parts of the winter cannot be expressed properly in English... My mind turns inward, attacking itself. A shadow that weighs a trillion pounds sits on my chest laughing at me, and I am scarcely able to get off the couch. My dwelling lies in shambles, as I don't even have the energy to pick up the discarded remains of past meals or wash clothes. Friends call and ask about me, but I turn on them, and engage in a course of ruthless relationship self-destruction with even the most well meaning of companions and lovers. This darkness breeds creativity on an unimaginable scale. It is never self destructive. Even in its hatred, it maintains a grand sense of ego. Such a concept would be outside it's vocabulary, but it is, however, highly empathetic. It feels not only my own pain, but the pain of every human that I have ever hurt or has ever been hurt. It is intelligent enough that it knows its own futility, and understands the pointless nature of itself. There are genius insights, but these are primarily emotion based. They create a peculiar paradox of being the man who sees the flaws in every other relationship but can't get your own poo poo together. Language and expression flow, and though your physical body wastes and you feel like nothing will ever be OK again, your mind is busy stringing together colors and musical notes into a Symphony of deranged beauty. You think back to just a few months ago and wonder how you ever lifted a single weight... Or smiled at some girl in the sun... Or accomplished anything at all. Despite the obvious signs of success all around you, nothing matters. You, against all odds, have failed. The only saving grace is to recognize this darkness for what it is and harness it into some kind of creative project. You will have a temporary window into some very intense and incredible states of consciousness and it would be a shame to waste them. Because though the dark God sits on its icy throne, saying all foul manner of hateful and horrible things, it also knows its time is short. With spring comes a new promise, a new power. Something reawakens, and for a short time the icy king and the sunlit angel share the same space, mocking and laughing at each other. But now, for every cruel thought the trillion pound shadow has, the angel blows it away with a laugh. She is in control now, and there is no stopping her. You begrudgingly drag your rear end to the gym for the first time in months... Is This really what we let happen to ourselves? gently caress, we have to fix this, now. You find some time to lay out by the pool. The double headed axe of those psychological entities is brought to bear on any foolish man or woman who opposes you. Why? You know them better than they know themselves. You are them, a better version of them. You lift. You tan. You write. You work. Math. Science. Energy. Holy poo poo, we just invented a new game. Dice, cards, closed systems... Game theory... Why did you ever doubt yourself? gently caress, you are. Politics... Religion... Ohhhh, it all makes sense. Hey, we just invented another game. This is awesome! Oops, time to buy a new notebook. We filled this one up. You are both nothing and everything, wasn't that always obvious? You are the singularity of all intelligence in this entire loving universe. Holy poo poo, why didn't you see it before? See this doorman blocking your access to the club? gently caress this guy. He is a speck of dust compared to you. You March over and announce your name and that you're not standing in the line; he's gonna let you in. And with a look of confused wonder on his face, he does. See this gorgeous blonde? She's nothing. You walk over to her and ask what daddy issues that nine pounds of makeup is hiding. She should slap you and walk away, at best. But she doesn't. What the gently caress happened? Why is every human you interact with bending to your will? You are loving invincible. You can do anything. Look at these abs. Look at this tan. Look at everything you have achieved. gently caress. Them. You are the bright and warm center of this entire God damned universe and let anyone dare to say otherwise. The angel is fully in control now. You can't lose. Or can you? What if things aren't really so easy? That gorgeous woman you fell in love with.. The one that perfectly complements you... What if.... gently caress. Halloween is almost here. That should be fun, right? What seems to be the problem..? I thought we had everything figured out. From a dark and deep recess in your soul, the icy king smiles upward. Winter is coming.
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Aleksei Vasiliev posted:https://ia601506.us.archive.org/27/items/gov.uscourts.nysd.422824/gov.uscourts.nysd.422824.230.0.pdf from a few pages back but i love it when subtle burns on antonopoop make it into government documents quote:The defense also sought, unsuccessfully, to have also quote:“If anything,” the Court found, the Force investigation “is inculpatory” as to Ulbricht, as it indicates that that Ulbricht, as “DPR,” paid Force to leak information about USAO-Baltimore’s investigation, thus evidencing a criminal state of mind and desire to protect his illegal enterprise. also the govt claims they would have been within their rights to not even tell the defense about CARL MARK FORCE IV because ongoing sealed investigation but petitioned the judge to let them do it anyways (they needed permission) just to head off any appearance of impropriety, then successfully argued against allowing the inculpatory evidence into trial. amazing. guessing they had these responses mostly drafted months ago. it's like the government has a chess engine which can search 20 ply and the ross defense has one which can search 2
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:yes this sounds like something I want to inject or whatever into my body quote:If you have 100mg of phenazepam, take 100mL of undiluted propylene glycol and add your phenazepam to it. Stir it gently for a while and give it some shakes every couple of minutes (not continually). It might take a while to get it all to dissolve, but you're going to want to make sure there is no precipitation at the bottom of the propylene glycol. If you can't get it all to dissolve, your phenazepam was probably more than 100mg.
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like when everyone thought scott pilgrim would be a $500 million blockbuster because of all the internet buzz and it let out a soft wet forty million dollar fart
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Boxturret posted:please post more of these stories they're great and i'm too cheap to buy archives here's the rest of the greatest-hits post I got that one from quote:Shasta Orange Soda posted:
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theflyingexecutive posted:like when everyone thought scott pilgrim would be a $500 million blockbuster because of all the internet buzz and it let out a soft wet forty million dollar fart scott pilgrim was loving stupid trying to come out the same weekend as eat pray love (for the ladies) and expendables (for the cool guys that enjoy explosions) leaving only idiot jobless nerds to see it.
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killhamster posted:i just don't get it aren't drugs supposed to be fun i don't get it either we all like a good nap but why would you ever a heroin
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:scott pilgrim was loving stupid trying to come out the same weekend as eat pray love (for the ladies) and expendables (for the cool guys that enjoy explosions) leaving only idiot jobless nerds to see it. lol if u think johnny CBR ponied up $15 at the theater instead of watching a cam in his stained briefs that night
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killhamster posted:i just don't get it aren't drugs supposed to be fun it's a benzo like xanax or valium, they all do similar things. anti-anxiety, some euphoria, make sleeping really easy. kinda like alcohol, except unlike booze or the beznos people get from scripts, phenazepam's duration was days. its dosing was about the same as xanax, therapeutic dose of .5mg to 1mg, recreational 1-4mg. these guys were getting "500mg" of pure powder. a 1mg xanax pill has like 200mg of filler material so you're not trying to take a literal spec of dust. they'd stick their finger in the power, eat 40 doses at once, and wake up 4 days later after basically being blackout drunk for days. that volumetric dosing post was smart, put the 500mg of superbenzo into a half liter of goo. it's a lot easier to measure 1ml at a time and drink that than trying to measure specs of powder. (drink, not inject)
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bucketmouse posted:Now i find out that despite being in the hospital, I’m still fired. Learn from my lesson folks, you will loose the love of your life and despite being a week later have no idea why. Loose your job, and in a month or so your apartment. I have basically no where to go. lol
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jetz0r posted:[...] except unlike booze or the beznos people get from scripts, phenazepam's duration was days. another major factor is that that 500mg of powder would cost about as much as dinner for one at TGIF. if someone managed to use it without blacking out and ruining their life, that 500mg was also enough to become physically dependent on it. quitting benzo's cold turkey can be fatal. the title of the benzo thread, "saving goons from middle eastern prisons since 2013" refers to a goon who was completely physically dependent on phenazepam but had to go to Saudi Arabia for a few weeks, so he asked for advice on smuggling phenazepam into Saudi Arabia to feed his addiction. he ultimately did and buried 50g of phenazepam under a tree in case he ever needed some.
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Gobbeldygook posted:nitpicky note: valium also has a half-life of about two days. is there any chance you could link to the Saudi Arabia plotline, or elaborate a bit. why did he have to go to Saudi Arabia. Isn't 50g more than a lifetime's supply. what tree did he bury it under. why might he be going back to Saudi Arabia to need it. how did he smuggle the powder.
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indigi posted:is there any chance you could link to the Saudi Arabia plotline, or elaborate a bit. why did he have to go to Saudi Arabia. Isn't 50g more than a lifetime's supply. what tree did he bury it under. why might he be going back to Saudi Arabia to need it. how did he smuggle the powder. i think it was for work and i had thought that the trip ended up being cancelled so he went back to doing enough drugs to kill several horses
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indigi posted:is there any chance you could link to the Saudi Arabia plotline, or elaborate a bit. why did he have to go to Saudi Arabia. Isn't 50g more than a lifetime's supply. what tree did he bury it under. why might he be going back to Saudi Arabia to need it. how did he smuggle the powder. plotline starts here.
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trucutru posted:And what about BitPay, Bitcoin’s premier payment processor? In September of 2013, they signed up their 10,000th merchant. By December, they had over 14,000. On Black Friday of 2012, they processed 99 payments. That same day of 2013, they processed 6,296.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:imagine I bolded all of this
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Ghostlight posted:god speed, my schizophrenic pony e: the second quote is better, about his genius insights and how being a disheveled shut-in that lashes out at other people fuels his creativity
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good god, this is the most bitcoin-like laffs i've ever seen. they keep doing the same things that just caused others ruin.Wickerman posted:I'm gonna find out, dosing 6mg now. Wickerman posted:been in hospital past two days Wickerman posted:Apparently I got called to work Wednesday morning, got there, clocked in, took a few orders, was told to go home. on way home, I wrecked, flipping my car and breaking a wheel off. got taken to a local commmunity hospital, life-flighting to a bigger one and that takes up all of thursday. last night appartently i tried to kill myself with 12 percocets (i got them as pain meds for my wreck) and herei am now Brady posted:Maybe I just have a high benzo tolerance., but I'm almost out of the halfgram and I haven't blackout, bought a new tv, start a fight, lose my girlfriend, or aything remotely crazy. I got the haslg gram a week ago so I'm assuming I'm taking high dosages. I just don't get it. Brady posted:Da Joose hit me. took someone and eventuality endeid uo passing out st wwork, in which case tey called the ambulance in. I was hookef up for about as day and they let me go clean. I didn't get a record of the drug tests which suck. Brady posted:Phen report 2: Clonkers posted:Mine arrived today, yay, such restraint I have shown for not dipping in before my PG and measuring syringe arrive Clonkers posted:Trip report: Clonkers posted:This stuff is a load of bullshit, i bought off of the compo guy and have consumed most of my 500mg in the course of 3 days. Never blacked out, never felt euphoric, barely lost control. Either benzo's dont work on me or this is some cheap scam. Sure I feel slightly numb, but a 4 pack of beer would have the same resulr Clonkers posted:sure im stumbling around, but my mental clarity is spot on, I can post just fine and ive just finished the full 500mg, is it possible that benzo's dont effect certain people? should I be moving to stronger/different types to get the effect. Clonkers posted:Ok blow by blow from a mostly sober persdon. Everything arrived friday. I got to mixing,, I put everyhing in a clearn luxzade bittle so I could see ant participation. I left it for an hour. I then began bathing it in a warm basin of tap water repeatedly until it all disolved. Clonkers posted:these reports im writing are post joose which is why they are grammatically train wrecks. I dont think theres much point in continuing them as they will follow similar patterns to everyone else, with the exception that I didnt do wild, stupid things because I have a higher level of self control. If people want me to continue, I shall, if not, peace Clonkers posted:so drinking a few days afer joosing is a ba idea, 3 glassses of wine and im shitfaced. Fell over, banged my head, gave myself a concussion, acted like a right twat, feel down some more stairs. I now have a gaping gash and 2 black eyes. Thbe good news is more arrives in the mail soon, yay Clonkers posted:I think i was expecting something different, id never done benzo's before and I killed around 400mg in a weekend, probably a bad idea. Clonkers posted:The dosing the chaves was a mistake, I later got a phonecall telling me they were thinking of taking him to hospital, think the dude was on the big H. I said dont think, act. Hasvnt heard since so assume all is well otherwise my front door would be kicking in right now Clonkers posted:I realise now dosing others was a huge mistake, apparently I was pouring it down the neck of my friends to.
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