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Inquire what is happening.
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Mar 18, 2015 07:58
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Bregor posted:Reclaim your dress from LEAN, and take GLEN's clothes and give then to CHCH.
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Mar 18, 2015 08:02
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Contemplate the implications behind the quantum waveform of CHCH's hair color only collapsing into a new possibility when the cause is observed directly by you. Does this make you God?
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Mar 18, 2015 08:20
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Bregor posted:Reclaim your dress from LEAN, and take GLEN's clothes and give then to CHCH. We must have the dress back.
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Mar 18, 2015 09:36
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Ask the Princess what happened to the Frog. Oh.
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Mar 18, 2015 09:40
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ZiegeDame posted:Contemplate the implications behind the quantum waveform of CHCH's hair color only collapsing into a new possibility when the cause is observed directly by you. Does this make you God? More importantly, this means that CHCH's ancestor had not yet been conceived last time we saw LEAN, meaning that coupling was supposed to happen later in the timeline but won't anymore, meaning that GLEN stole our girl!  Kick his rear end!Even more importantly still, this means we are no longer related to CHCH. Ask if she wants to get high and make out now.
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Mar 18, 2015 13:44
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Everyone knows kissing a frog will turn it into a human being, which means the opposite must also be true. Kiss GLEN to turn him back into his real form.
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Mar 18, 2015 14:14
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Kiss PCLO during the orgy
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Mar 18, 2015 15:11
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Man, I bet we never bothered to actually recruit GLEN and level him up (fun fact: mechanics-wise he's a totally different character from PCLO!). Let's just recruit LEAN and be on our way. We don't need any guys around to cramp our style anyway.
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Mar 18, 2015 16:17
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I agree, rrecruit LEAN
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explain that you are a time traveler who, in loving around and throughout time, has finally realized that your true calling is conquering all time periods simultaneously. We're talking Black Omen-levels of omnipotence. Recruit both of them to your cause. I dunno, it could be fun.  Edit: also not a guarantee we'll suddenly be less retarded. Shinjobi fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Mar 18, 2015 |
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Mar 18, 2015 18:31
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Kill them both, consequences be damned
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Mar 18, 2015 21:04
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Some of the double and triple techs between LEAN, CHCH, and CyberCHCH are way overpowered.
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Mar 18, 2015 21:13
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EngineerSean posted:I agree, rrecruit LEAN
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Mar 19, 2015 08:01
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Hold an impromptu provocative talk show to prove whether or not GLEN is the father.
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Kemix posted:Kill them both, consequences be damned "Yes", you think to yourself, "and why not?"  That GLEN fellow has clearly killed your friend PCLO and taken his clothes. A payment is required.  And Lean--she looks better in that dress than you ever did, or ever will. It's an insult to you.  And you cannot come back from that. You just cannot come back from that.  LEAN and CHCH continue to argue, their voices fading away to a dull drone as a piercing buzz fills your skull.  Thoughts, you have strange thoughts. Dark thoughts.  Before you know it your sword is out, and you're walking towards the group.  They speak to you and motion their arms, but you can't hear anything. You can't hear anything but the screams of the Reptites.  Your vision turns red. Is it blood? Is it fire? In a moment, it's over. In 10 000 years, it's over. Their bodies lie about the clearing. Are they mingled with ashes? You can't tell if they're human anymore, or if they're Reptite.  Congratulations! You've unlocked the War Criminal ending! Your brave band of warriors has fought a crusade against Lavos throughout generations, sometimes doing more than what's necessary to win. Your repeated sins have final caught up with you and you've snapped! Unable to properly function, you live out the remainder of your life in obscurity. Lavos eventually takes over the world and Planet Xenogears is created, contrary to your wishes. Only 7 more endings to go! Shinjobi posted:explain that you are a time traveler who, in loving around and throughout time, has finally realized that your true calling is conquering all time periods simultaneously. We're talking Black Omen-levels of omnipotence. Recruit both of them to your cause. You decide to tell GLEN and LEAN the truth. At first they are incredulous, but they eventually begin to understand. LEAN, who was earlier perplexed by CHCH's "grandmother" remark, suddenly comprehends when to talk about time travel. She then chastises CHCH for speaking to her grandmother in such a way. GLEN also chastises CHCH for speaking to her grandmother in such a way. CHCH then tells GLEN to mind his own business, and LEAN chastises CHCH again for speaking to her grandfather in such a way. You continue on, and begin detailing the various periods of time you've been to. LEAN and GLEN listen on with fascination, which turns to determination as you tell them of Lavos and its danger to the planet. Emboldened by your rapt audience, you began to lay out your plans to conquer all time periods simultaneously. At this point, CHCH cuts in to stop you.  Ignoring that last bit, GLEN and LEAN are impressed enough to decide to join the fight against Lavos.  Uh, okay, well, we have a party again. We can only take a maximum of 3, though, and GOKU has to be in the party at this point. PLZ VOTE ON TWO OTHER PARTY MEMBERS TO GO THROUGH TIME WITH!!!
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Mar 20, 2015 05:17
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I'm not bothering to remember the names of characters here. Just take the robot and the queen.
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Mar 20, 2015 05:22
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Mar 20, 2015 05:26
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Bregor posted:CHCH and LEAN
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Mar 20, 2015 07:07
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CHCH gets to wear some DLC clothing, in this case the Big Boss Metal Gear Solid outfit, complete with eyepatch.
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Mar 20, 2015 08:50
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That floating hand to your left looks delicious.
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AJ_Impy posted:That floating hand to your left looks delicious. Indeed. Our party shall be GOKU, The Robot, and The Floating Hand.
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Mar 20, 2015 09:16
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That's Master Hand from Smash Bros.
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Mar 20, 2015 11:46
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HAND, LEAN AND GOKU I never saw the war criminal ending before.
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Mar 20, 2015 11:50
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Darth TNT posted:HAND, LEAN AND GOKU ^
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Mar 20, 2015 15:40
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>Hand and Robot >Form a rap-rock band with your new party, calling yourselves "Rage With the Machine".
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Mar 20, 2015 16:52
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Take LEAN and G0KU and then blaze it.
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Mar 20, 2015 20:57
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Darth TNT posted:HAND, LEAN AND GOKU
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Darth TNT posted:HAND, LEAN AND GOKU
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nine-gear crow posted:Indeed. Our party shall be GOKU, The Robot, and The Floating Hand. I change my answer.
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Mar 21, 2015 00:35
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Split g0ku in half, so you have two parties of equal size.
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HAND, LEAN and GOKU I remember reading on RPGamer that Spekkio could be unlocked as a recruitable member, but you have to use some weird combo named Cielo Mist on him. It's probably just an April Fool's joke, just like the whole 'Magus can join your party' prank. Nice try, but I won't be fooled again! 
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Tanyuu posted:HAND, LEAN and GOKU My favorite party is still SPEK, CYRS, and SHLA. Their triple tech is unstoppable.
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Tanyuu posted:HAND, LEAN and GOKU No but if we beat the whole game with only a knife equipped we get HUNK. Now, getting SHEN LONG or RPTL, that's a whole other matter.
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C. Everett Koop posted:No but if we beat the whole game with only a knife equipped we get HUNK. I thought that was for WSKR, and HUNK was for beating the game using only the Neck Break tech? At least, that's what my uncle who works at nintendo said and
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AJ_Impy posted:That floating hand to your left looks delicious. nine-gear crow posted:Indeed. Our party shall be GOKU, The Robot, and The Floating Hand. The hand is not a party member. That said--  Hmm. You have acquired a floating hand! Bregor posted:CHCH and LEAN We decide to take CHCH and her grandma. Shei-kun posted:This way we can, in fact, de-equip LEAN's dress and wear it as our own. Also, give CHCH's outfit to LEAN. CHCH can have something from our inventory, like a stupid PRSMDRSS. LEAN politely declines to de-equip her dress. She recalls the last time she let her dress out of her sight--and glares at GOKU. Anyways, you go back to the End Of Time and go in that cool new portal:  You appear inside of a cave.  You exit the cave and find yourself inside of a massive wind and snow storm. You can barely see the world around you. You squint and think you make out a strange building in the distance. Check it out, or wander around the snowy wasteland? 
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Use you SHOVEL to dig for items in the snow!
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