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You see.... G5 - A South Korean cruise liner - Clearly within it's territorial waters from what you can see. H3 - North Korean Fisherman on his dinghy. Looks like he caught a big'un! L3 - Hard to tell, but it appears to be a small rocky island with tortoises basking on it. How cute! I2 - Russian trawler bringing in trade goods to our glorious paradise! I4 - Japanese whalers! Curses!
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Apr 7, 2015 02:12
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HiHo ChiRho posted:"This is a training excercise! we need the fuel for defense of the motherland, not for Wolf pups to try and blow up cities!" Coward Changing vote to L3
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Apr 7, 2015 02:14
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Outrail posted:Coward 
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Apr 7, 2015 02:15
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I4 Those are our whales damnit.
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Apr 7, 2015 02:30
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Do the missiles actually have warheads?
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Apr 7, 2015 04:12
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Is I4 in our water?
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Shadeoses posted:Do the missiles actually have warheads? The Chungwi turns to you. "We got these as-is from the Leninists. Our scientists reversed engineered them to make them better, but you don't get to train with those. They have a 900 kg payload, did you not pay attention to class that day?" He chuckles to himself. "Normally we do fill them with concrete but I want a good firework show today. The people in the village want one too. So go on! Let's make a big kaboom!" RandomPauI posted:Is I4 in our water? It can be if you claim it for North Korea? Outside world would consider it international waters though. HiHo ChiRho fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Apr 7, 2015 |
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Apr 7, 2015 04:23
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L3- Those turtles are a symbol of the Capitalist Aggresors what with their flagrant self-enjoyment under the sun. Why are they not working to feed their children with the sweat of their brow? Why do they not support The Party by singing to Dear Leader, even as far away as they are? They must be shown the error their ways!
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Apr 7, 2015 04:34
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Fireworks, huh? How about an airburst?
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Apr 7, 2015 04:36
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The ocean is one large body of water, and it borders North Korea. Thus, the entire ocean is our territorial waters, by the superior claim of the Kim family!
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Apr 7, 2015 04:38
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Wikipedia posted:According to traditional Japanese beliefs, the tortoise is a haven for immortals and the world mountain, and symbolizes longevity, good luck, and support. It is the symbol of Kumpira, the god of seafaring people Seems suspicious enough to me! FIRE ON L3 As Dammerung pointed out in IRC tortoises can't swim, how did they get there??? Clearly they are Japanese spies! Successful Businessmanga fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Apr 7, 2015 |
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Apr 7, 2015 04:40
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We have the might to foil the angry sea, Our land more prosperous still shall be, As by the people’s will we strive, TARGET L3, MAKE THE TORTOISES DIE!
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Apr 7, 2015 04:45
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Apr 7, 2015 04:57
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Apr 7, 2015 11:17
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gently caress it, this
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Apr 7, 2015 11:24
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LowellDND posted:This I don't believe we have the range.
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Apr 7, 2015 11:33
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Kimchaek to Ulleung is about 380km so yeah it's over our max range by a good deal.
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Apr 7, 2015 11:47
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Well see that's even better. The Western pig-dogs can have their moment of panic as they see a missile on a ballistic trajectory towards their holdings but when it runs out of fuel halfway we can be all "Huhhuh I didn't even hit you but you still flinched  "
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Apr 7, 2015 14:25
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L3 is the only sensible choice.
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Apr 7, 2015 14:44
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Mesozoic It's moving, Francis thought. Francis gets terribly bored most days. Eating grass can just get monotonous. Sure, a predator comes by once in a while but Francis always beats them off. This, however, was exciting! Francis has lived near the coast for over 100 years and knew every step from his den to the ocean. A step count that has been slooooowly growing since then. At first Francis thought it was his gate, but he finally realized the truth: Part of the land was moving away from it's parent continent. A moving island, how novel! Most animals wouldn't live long enough to appreciate it, but tortoises live very long lives and can certainly appreciate the wonders of tectonic plates shifting! Huh? Oh yes, Francis is a tortoise.  A tortoise that decided to eschew boredom, uproot his den and his mate and move to a slowly moving piece of land moving away from the continent into the ocean. They mate, have many kids, and the generations of tortoises after Francis forever hate him once they realized that, while moving on a small piece of land is nice, and the lack of predators is always a plus, being cooped up on a small island together for, well, forever gets kind of rote as well. Francis was many things, but his ability to foresee issues could have been better Time passes. A lot of time passes  Willy wakes up to another boring day. Another boring day eating grass, another boring day getting rebuffed by the girls, blah blah blah. He only had fun 50 years ago when those wacky monkey with sticks came over and attacked each other! It was at least something different for once. Oh how he wished for that bloodshed once again! Willy, in a fit of rage and boredom screams out to the sky "This..SUCKS! Can't we get something going on here today?! Can't I get just one...tiny...miniscule spark of excitement in my life?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------- You snap out of your daydream. Yup, that's the spot. They are probably also dirty capitalist tortoises anyway. You yell the coordinates to Dae Geon and the two of you work to make sure this rocket gets to it's destination. All I can do for the morning. We will see what you monsters unleashed later tonight.
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Apr 7, 2015 14:53
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 Wait. I mean Dirty Capitalist Turtle Pigdogs!
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Apr 7, 2015 15:56
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Tortoise Isle Willy stands exasperated on the beach. I didn't expect it to actually work! His tail wags with glee! Something exciting IS happening today! There is a spot in the clear blue sky. Of importance is that it appears to be coming to Willy! Joy upon joys! Willy trudges back to the Den, where he happens upon his friends. Billy, lazily chomping on grass; Jilly, his crush; and Bob, who had to ruin the cute naming thing they all had going on. "GUYSGUYSGUYSGUESSWHAT" "H-hold up there Willy. What are you blabbering about?" Billy inquires. "SOMETHING IS COMING. I FREAKING SCREAMED OUT FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN AND IT WORKED" "Pshaw. Nothing ever happens here, Willy. Now calm down before you have a coronary". Willy takes a few deep breaths and explains what just occurred to him. Nobody obviously believed him at first, but the growing silver thing in the sky lended a sort of credence to the story. Even if they didn't think Willy willed it to appear, it certainly was there and they ought to do something about it. Jilly first says "Maybe it will be a new friend! We should throw a party with hats! I like hats." Jilly became the inventor of hats on the island when a piece of a coconut shell accidentally landed on her head about 15 years ago. She always had the best fashion sense. Billy was apprehensive, worried it was a predator. Their kind hasn't had one in a long time, but that fear ingrains in you after several millenia and paranoia is much tougher to get rid of. Billy wishes that Willy would send it back. Bob just meekly wonders if it is food, and if it tastes good. Willy just turns to them all and says "Fancy ideas, but we are but simple tortoises. Let us meet it simply on the beach with open arms and a smile. Truly the gods have blessed us". So Willy and friends trudge back to the beach to meet their new sky-friend. Jilly asks "What shall we call it? Trilly?" "Food?" "Salvation!" "Our doom" Billy gulps. The silver object is coming close now...oh! Willy didn't expect it to be that big! Oh. Oh, it's not slowing down. That's not g- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTCLUVHE7zk ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Even from so far away, you still see the fire and smoke from the direct contact on the island! Well, not really an island anymore, amiright?! As tortoise shells cascade down into the sea, Dae Geon runs up to give you a bear hug, screaming "We did it Wolf!" Chungwi nods to you, and with careful prodding even the village people give a small cheer to you, and a larger one for Dear Leader's awesome missiles, of course! The four of you tidy up and head back to base. You only feel mildly sad for the tortoise colony you so completely and utterly destroyed, you jerk! Time, as it always does, passes. Only a couple of weeks though, and it's time for you to keeping busy outside of more training and drills. What do you wish to do? A. Dae Geon want me to be his wingman tonight! Let's meet some ladies! I know there is a small risk to this. B. The missile I shot off was cool, but I want to make my own. I start heavy reading of chemistry and rocketry books. I know this is very difficult to do. C. Start schmoozing with the Officers, try and work up some brownie points to move from enlisted to officer! I know this is hard to do. D. Ye Seung Nam offered to help you continue training in Tae kwon do. He apparently is very good at it! E. Something else!
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Apr 8, 2015 04:27
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B: I don't have a poem this time.
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Apr 8, 2015 04:35
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B For reals, let's be a rocket Wolf.
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Apr 8, 2015 04:55
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B I hear
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Apr 8, 2015 05:09
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Rather than make the rockets, let us command where they go! C
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Apr 8, 2015 05:13
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gently caress yeah! Eat DNK military superiority reptile scum! A! Get our freak on! We are Missiles! Fueled by booze! Hard we fly! Penetrating our targets! It's innuendo
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Apr 8, 2015 05:34
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B Maybe we'll learn how to make blue meth instead!
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Apr 8, 2015 07:13
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E We must focus entirely on composing a song about how those turtles represented decadent American Imperialism and the rocket was the vengeance of the Korean people inspired by the Great Juche Idea, the Cholima doctrine, and held high by the Banner of Songun to defeat them. Only through our careful praises of Kim Il-Sung can we achieve true freedom for all world progressives. Then we shall sing it and any girl that is enthused with the Love of Dear Leader will be a true keeper as she will not only be loyal to us but most importantly to the Workers' Party of Korea.
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Apr 8, 2015 16:39
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C, one day WE shall be Dear Leader.
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Apr 9, 2015 03:20
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More people should vote C for maximum-medallage.
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Apr 9, 2015 03:22
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sniper4625 posted:More people should vote C for maximum-medallage. This
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A - 1 B - 4 C - 3 D - 1 E - 1 What shall it be Dear Readers? Be a Rocket Man or a 20 star general?
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Apr 9, 2015 21:09
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Let's go with C.
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