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Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Honda ornament, BMW grille, Mercedes headlights. I assume the base car is something else entirely?

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goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
I can't really make sense of this one. Click to zoom and read the rear windshield.



goobernoodles fucked around with this message at 06:27 on Apr 9, 2015

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:

Top pic 404s when clicked on bud.


razorscooter posted:



This wasn't.

Also wrong thread. This is awesome.

Hikaki
Oct 11, 2005
Motherfucking Fujitsu Heavy Industries

The Pell posted:



Camry-Lyfe

I saw this all over the place in Vietnam. Every Camry I got into had all these fancy ~Toyota Camry Altis~ badges everywhere like it was hot poo poo. I'm talking nice embossed badges on the dash/headrests/door panels, the chrome gas door like in your picture, and window stickers. I guess you are living the high life in a Camry when your alternative is a Super Cub, but still.

Twistershift
Feb 7, 2007

Computer viking posted:

Honda ornament, BMW grille, Mercedes headlights. I assume the base car is something else entirely?

Looks like a CRX, which in that case, gently caress that dude.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

You Am I posted:

That reminds me of Bad Body Kit Taurus:



RIP

That story was a classic.
Hardly anyone bought a taurus here at all. Sold less of them than the probe, ie bugger all. quote from wiki: "...sold in Australia as a "Taurus Ghia" alongside the locally produced Ford Falcon, but imports ceased after only one year due to poor sales"
It was already reviled so no idea why someone bought one and did that to it. They were going to shut down the falcon if the taurus was succesful. The ford design language of the taurus is why also the AU falcon was so ugly, if they couldn't sell the taurus here, they wanted the falcon to at least look similar with all the roundness, boat tail and ovals.

Fo3 fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Apr 7, 2015

Funzo
Dec 6, 2002



razorscooter posted:

In all fairness, that was meant to be bad for the cellphone ads it was in.


This wasn't.

Put a '70s brown and orange paint job on it and I'd drive that everywhere.

Das Volk
Nov 19, 2002

by Cyrano4747

goobernoodles posted:

I can't really make sense of this one. Click to zoom and read the rear windshield.





Someone should do some research into how insanity, covering your car in goofy poo poo and filling it with garbage like a hoarder are related.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

88h88 posted:

Top pic 404s when clicked on bud.

Correct link
https://imgur.com/4JBB2vs

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

From what I can gather:
THE ENTIRE WORLD ELECTED & INAGURATED & AWARDS COUNTRIES OF CO-SIONALS OF MEDALS OF HONORS UNDERCOVERS CHIEFS OF THE UNITED NATIONS SECRETARIES GENERALS HQ LIFETIMES SERVICES

BACK-UP ALL ANY FORCES, ANYWHERE ON GLOBE

(too small to really read)
THE UNITED NATION GOVERNMENTS DEPARTMENTS NON-
SOMETHING SOMETHING SPIES LOOKS ENGAGEMENTS THE
POWERFUL <UREADABLE> CONCEPTIONS <UNREADABLE>
<COMPLETELY UNREADABLE LINE>
CORPORATIONS SYSTEMS FOR CURRENT TRACK

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

The numberplate says DUNDUN.

Deeters
Aug 21, 2007


Is that some sort of HAM antenna on the back?

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

88h88 posted:

Top pic 404s when clicked on bud.



Something screwy about the thumbnail tagging when he did it. Probably because a lowercase s and a lowercase l are both valid thumbnail suffix characters on imgur, and either the forums code or imgur got confused and removed one character too much for the url to make any sense. Much like the diatribe on the rear windscreen, really.

Terminal Entropy
Dec 26, 2012

Slavvy posted:

The numberplate says DUNDUN.

The model name is even better :allears:

wikipedia posted:

In France the name was shortened to MR to avoid the similarity in pronunciation of MR2 with the French words est merdeux, meaning "(it) is lovely".

donut
Feb 4, 2001

Computer viking posted:

Honda ornament, BMW grille, Mercedes headlights. I assume the base car is something else entirely?
It's a CRX actually. That pic's been on the internet for at least a decade, here's the back/side.

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Maker Of Shoes posted:

Oh my god shut up shut up shut up



this looks like when you're a little kid and you swallow a hot wheels and then you poop it out and it's partially embedded in poop and you can roll the turd around

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

fakeaccount posted:

this looks like when you're a little kid and you swallow a hot wheels and then you poop it out and it's partially embedded in poop and you can roll the turd around

From a land of traumatic and fetish-forming incidents comes this post.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

fakeaccount posted:

this looks like when you're a little kid and you swallow a hot wheels and then you poop it out and it's partially embedded in poop and you can roll the turd around

You sound like you've had a lot of experience with this.

General_Failure
Apr 17, 2005
I don't remember if this Franken-car monster has been posted.



Also... somebody who may or may not have been me could have possible driven a very tired ZL Fairlane with cut springs and mismatched chrome steelies at 180km/h for about four hours straight, besides brief stops when the oil pressure gauge would shoot up and the oil turned to foam.

That car was terrible car stuff but I don't have a photo. It was so lovely and belonged in the PO fuckup thread but drat I miss it. So drat roomy and comfy.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

donut posted:

It's a CRX actually. That pic's been on the internet for at least a decade, here's the back/side.



Beemedes CRX-Class

Truly the turducken of cars.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


ReelBigLizard posted:

Beemedes CRX-Class

Truly the turducken of cars.

I've seen one locally with 'KOMPRESSOR' badging. Might be a CRX thing to rebadge in the most hilarious way?

Puddin
Apr 9, 2004
Leave it to Brak
If we're posting horrendous crxs.

http://www.superstreetonline.com/features/0302ht-yellow-honda-crx/#__federated=1



xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Aww man, he left it out in the sun and the door melted. Bummer.

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.


xzzy posted:

Aww man, he left it out in the sun and the door melted. Bummer.

That's what you get when you mold it out of American slices.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
It his way of signalling that he's Single

Philip J Fry
Apr 25, 2007

go outside and have a blast
Driven in by two 90-lb kids with emo hair and skinny jeans.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

Philip J Fry posted:

Driven in by two 90-lb kids with emo hair and skinny jeans.



Wrong thread. That looks pretty mint.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

The clusterfuck of stickers in the rear window is pretty terrible car stuff.

Yeah, I got this clean looking sports car.. how can I gently caress it up? Oh I know, let's slap a bunch of memes on the rear end!

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta

Philip J Fry posted:

Driven in by two 90-lb kids with emo hair and skinny jeans.


So. AI goons then?

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

revmoo posted:

So. AI goons then?

He said 90 pounds, not 90 stones.

Hikaki
Oct 11, 2005
Motherfucking Fujitsu Heavy Industries
If the worst thing about a car is a bunch of dumb stickers then that's a pretty nice car.

Aurune
Jun 17, 2006

Philip J Fry posted:

Driven in by two 90-lb kids with emo hair and skinny jeans.



Subway strap isn't dragging. Car is not low enough.
:rice: fail.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

xzzy posted:

The clusterfuck of stickers in the rear window is pretty terrible car stuff.

Yeah, I got this clean looking sports car.. how can I gently caress it up? Oh I know, let's slap a bunch of memes on the rear end!

I like those stickers everyone puts on their cars now. It makes fuckheads instantly recognisable.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Aurune posted:

Subway strap isn't dragging. Car is not low enough.
:rice: fail.

But then they have to buy a new one.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:

Rhyno posted:

But then they have to buy steal a new one.

...if we're keeping it strictly JDM that is.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Yeah, I don't see any problem with that Z.

DropShadow
Apr 15, 2003

Professor Bling posted:

Yeah, I don't see any problem with that Z.

You don't get it. They can't possibly be car enthusiasts because they weigh 90lbs. and had skinny jeans on.

Philip J Fry
Apr 25, 2007

go outside and have a blast
It's funny because the stereotypes perpetuate themselves. v:shobon:v

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin


Yes, that is a picture of himself, with his car, across his car's back window. Just in case, poo poo, actually, I got nothing.

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HandlingByJebus
Jun 21, 2009

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing I could do:
was ding a ding dang, my dang a long racecar.

It's a love affair. Mainly jebus, and my racecar.

Memento posted:



Yes, that is a picture of himself, with his car, across his car's back window. Just in case, poo poo, actually, I got nothing.

Yo dawg, I heard you like posin' on your car so I put you posin' on your car so you can pose in your car while you pose on your car?

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