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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


Hello Dogge thread, this is my Dogge

3 weeks old



5 weeks old



I am due to pick her up from the breeder on April 29th. She is an Olde English Bulldogge who is a classy gal, how can you not be with a pedigree name of Lady Tankington of the Commonwealth of Red Sox, I will probably just call her Tanky tho. I fully expect everything in my home to be chewed and destroyed despite making chew toys from industrial firehose.

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Hi, Tanky :)

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

BigPaddy posted:

Hello Dogge thread, this is my Dogge

3 weeks old



5 weeks old



I am due to pick her up from the breeder on April 29th. She is an Olde English Bulldogge who is a classy gal, how can you not be with a pedigree name of Lady Tankington of the Commonwealth of Red Sox, I will probably just call her Tanky tho. I fully expect everything in my home to be chewed and destroyed despite making chew toys from industrial firehose.

Good dogge.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

BigPaddy posted:

I fully expect everything in my home to be chewed and destroyed despite making chew toys from industrial firehose.

I think it's a rite of passage as a dogge owner to have something valuable destroyed. Monty ate my $200 math book.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

good dogge

bad baseball team

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

good dogge

bad baseball team

You are wrong.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

You are wrong.

he is super right

Weltlich
Feb 13, 2006
Grimey Drawer

I would pette that dogge

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

my heart is melting

Anita Dickinme
Jan 24, 2013


Grimey Drawer

Cole posted:

I think it's a rite of passage as a dogge owner to have something valuable destroyed. Monty ate my $200 math book.

My recent one ate my remote and PlayStation controller. :saddowns:

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


I expect my other halves macbook air will be the sacrifice since she leaves it out on the sofa all the time. Also a great excuse to telecommute for a week so I can play withhelp settle in the puppy.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

UoI posted:

My recent one ate my remote and PlayStation controller. :saddowns:

your fault

dogges will be dogges

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Cole posted:


All dogges are good dogges

echomadman
Aug 24, 2004

Nap Ghost

Valicious
Aug 16, 2010
Keiju is helping me prioritize

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Valicious posted:

Keiju is helping me prioritize


DID YOU TAKE THE HINT???

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Prime directive: no priority above pettes.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Valicious
Aug 16, 2010

Cole posted:

DID YOU TAKE THE HINT???

I blew SO many raspberries on her tummy. She then started to try to dig into my mattress and bury her head.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
About five years ago, we took in a rescue dog named Sadie.

She was a breeder and a little shy.

After a few weeks, we noticed she was getting bigger.


Then, these guys came along


And they got bigger.


Everyone got a good home and lots of pettes.

Lazy Reservist fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Apr 18, 2015

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Lazy Reservist posted:



And they got bigger.


Everyone got a good home and lots of pettes.

omg :kimchi:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
pette all dogges


how hard is this to understand

Jehde
Apr 21, 2010

Idk, I think you should post more pics of dogges to convince me that all dogges should be petted.

Valicious
Aug 16, 2010

Jehde posted:

Idk, I think you should post more pics of dogges to convince me that all dogges should be petted.

Here is Keiju at about 5 months old.


She 2.5 years old now

somewhatpathetic
Oct 21, 2012
Powerful Dog.

Tide
Mar 27, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

THE POWER OF DOGGE COMPELS YOU

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

Jehde posted:

Idk, I think you should post more pics of dogges to convince me that all dogges should be petted.



She may look pettable, but during last night's thunderstorm she jumped on my shoulder an panted saliva all over my bed until Jupiter ended his onslaught.

I am also taking care of my friend's dog on occasion, and yes he deserves all pettes.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.







Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

UoI posted:

My recent one ate my remote and PlayStation controller. :saddowns:

I grew up with a poodle mix named Prince that had a habit of chewing my NES controller cables when he was a puppy. One day my dad came home from Radio Shack with one of those trash IR wireless controllers as a solution

Prince was not about to be outsmarted. I had the thing for less than a week before he gnawed up the receiver.

god drat he was a good fuckin dog


lmao

Anita Dickinme
Jan 24, 2013


Grimey Drawer

Cole posted:

your fault

dogges will be dogges

Mak0rz posted:

I grew up with a poodle mix named Prince that had a habit of chewing my NES controller cables when he was a puppy. One day my dad came home from Radio Shack with one of those trash IR wireless controllers as a solution

Prince was not about to be outsmarted. I had the thing for less than a week before he gnawed up the receiver.

god drat he was a good fuckin dog

Still 100% worth it. What would I ever do without my cuddle buddies? :3:

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
My XO came into work today to catch up on paperwork and I'm on CQ. He brought his roommate's Lab/Pit mix with him.


You can tell Tex is happy by the blurriness of that tail.


"I'm going to chew on this ball and get stuffing everywhere!"


"Bitches love when I chew and get stuffing everywhere."


Photographic proof of Tex getting all the pettes. Phone posting while continuing to spoil this good rear end dogge.


e: phone/pette posting

UP THE BUM NO BABY fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Apr 18, 2015

FiestaDePantalones
May 13, 2005

Kicked in the pants by TFLC


LOVE MEEEEEE!

Luna Was Here
Mar 21, 2013

Lipstick Apathy

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
breaking into my shelter tonight to steal this dogge

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch
I had to work a Saturday shift at work today, and I wasn't in the greatest mood. But when I opened the door to our construction trailer, a friendly golden retriever was waiting right there looking for pets :3:

It put me in a much better state of mind for my non-overtime overtime. No pictures though, because we can't take any on site :(

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
I have discovered there IS a time when it's ok to not give a dogge pettes.



It's when they just got done hiking up a steep rear end mountain with you and immediately lay down and fall asleep from exhaustion. I let the poor girl have a nice nap before we went back down.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

USMC503 posted:

I have discovered there IS a time when it's ok to not give a dogge pettes.



It's when they just got done hiking up a steep rear end mountain with you and immediately lay down and fall asleep from exhaustion. I let the poor girl have a nice nap before we went back down.

Happy dogge.

Apple2o
Mar 25, 2009

by Pragmatica

(and can't post for 9 years!)

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
I am taking care of my friend's dog and went to give him a walk before breakfast, but I just couldn't do it.

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Oil! posted:

I am taking care of my friend's dog and went to give him a walk before breakfast, but I just couldn't do it.



Why do you deny dogge its walk?

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