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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
That poor man. drat it.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS
Either way, he was biting off more than he could chew.

Anoia
Dec 31, 2003

"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."

Karma Monkey posted:

Either way, he was biting off more than he could chew.

:golfclap:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

codespace
May 3, 2011

Haruharuharuko posted:

Having worked at McDonald the only time we ever intervened with anything was when a crackhead came in and started eating the Styrofoam salad containers and when we found a body in the dumpster.

:happened:

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

One thing you learn going to security conferences is that Feds are absolutely in love with the idea of joking about secret agent stuff. If you ever want a laugh go look at all the mission patches for really nerdy military, NSA and fed projects.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



El Estrago Bonito posted:

One thing you learn going to security conferences is that Feds are absolutely in love with the idea of joking about secret agent stuff. If you ever want a laugh go look at all the mission patches for really nerdy military, NSA and fed projects.

Wouldn't surprise me if it was a conscious strategy. Joke about like surveillance & people will tend to disregard it when they hear about it elsewhere...

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Wouldn't surprise me if it was a conscious strategy. Joke about like surveillance & people will tend to disregard it when they hear about it elsewhere...

If you were scared about conspiracy theories you'd be terrified by a lot of those patches:


I think it's more just nerds who are in charge of things like legitimate spy satellites, and when you get in that position it's basically your sworn duty as a nerd to make something look as much like something that Cobra would have planned as possible.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


If even one of those patches references "Electric Eye", every single crime the NSA has ever committed is retroactively justified.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Kavak posted:

If even one of those patches references "Electric Eye", every single crime the NSA has ever committed is retroactively justified.

The best I can do is there is one for (IIRC) an Airforce experimental test plane mission that references Insane Clown Posse.

Aerdan
Apr 14, 2012

Not Dennis NEDry



Sorry. (Our tax dollars at work...)

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

El Estrago Bonito posted:

One thing you learn going to security conferences is that Feds are absolutely in love with the idea of joking about secret agent stuff. If you ever want a laugh go look at all the mission patches for really nerdy military, NSA and fed projects.

This is absolutely true.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
There's an apartheid-era assassin on trial at the moment with the unfortunate surname of De Kock. I can't tell if the media is having a field day with the headlines or if it's honest-to-goodness obliviousness - also, I am 12. I doesn't help that one of South Africa's cricket players shares the surname. See if you can guess who's being referenced in these headlines.

De Kock emerges from 'dark spaces'

Calls for probe into De Kock's whereabouts

Where in the world is De Kock - reports

De Kock is fine - lawyer

Amla: De Kock will come good

De Kock treated like a king in prison - inmates

Ministry stays mum on De Kock

And finally:

De Kock a valuable SA asset

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Aerdan posted:



Sorry. (Our tax dollars at work...)
Still has a loving huge monitor of matrix code though.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Croccers posted:

Still has a loving huge monitor of matrix code though.

"Blonde... Redhead... Terrorist..."

nexus6
Sep 2, 2011

If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes

Croccers posted:

Still has a loving huge monitor of matrix code though.

Photoshop. This is the original unaltered image.

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


El Estrago Bonito posted:

If you were scared about conspiracy theories you'd be terrified by a lot of those patches:


I think it's more just nerds who are in charge of things like legitimate spy satellites, and when you get in that position it's basically your sworn duty as a nerd to make something look as much like something that Cobra would have planned as possible.

I was always partial to this one, personally:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Radio Paranoia posted:

There's an apartheid-era assassin on trial at the moment with the unfortunate surname of De Kock. I can't tell if the media is having a field day with the headlines or if it's honest-to-goodness obliviousness - also, I am 12. I doesn't help that one of South Africa's cricket players shares the surname. See if you can guess who's being referenced in these headlines.

De Kock emerges from 'dark spaces'

Calls for probe into De Kock's whereabouts

Where in the world is De Kock - reports

De Kock is fine - lawyer

Amla: De Kock will come good

De Kock treated like a king in prison - inmates

Ministry stays mum on De Kock

And finally:

De Kock a valuable SA asset

It's presumably a common surname in South Africa, so I'm not sure most of them did it on purpose.

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Clowns worked differently in the 1800s I see

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



Eh.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



We all float down here.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Drone_Fragger posted:

I was always partial to this one, personally:



:cmon:

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

yeah this is rad as gently caress

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Needs more Satan

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Drone_Fragger posted:

I was always partial to this one, personally:



That one is the best, but this wins points for ridiculousness :3:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
My old squadron patch. Looks like Satan got his eye plucked out and is pretty miffed.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

GWBBQ posted:

Needs more Satan


That's clearly Moloch, not Satan.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009



Is that a strap-on or some kind of dildo?

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Kavak posted:

Is that a strap-on or some kind of dildo?

It's a strap-on wireless microphone transmitter

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


canyoneer posted:

It's a strap-on wireless microphone transmitter

Okay, why is it strapped to her inner thigh?

CreedThoughts
Sep 24, 2007
Thanks, I've never owned a refrigerator

Kavak posted:

Okay, why is it strapped to her inner thigh?

So you don't see it? Obviously she failed in her mission.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Phlegmish posted:

It's presumably a common surname in South Africa, so I'm not sure most of them did it on purpose.

It is. Some poor sod had the first name Sakkie.

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.





If they backed out on the deal at the last minute, would there be zero Fucks given?

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


El Estrago Bonito posted:

"Better the Devil you Know"

:stare:

We're literally Naziesque supervillians, aren't we?

KillHour has a new favorite as of 21:34 on Apr 20, 2015

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Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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KillHour posted:

:stare:

We're literally Naziesque supervillians, aren't we?

Its only a short step between this and naming everything in a manner that 13 year olds would consider "A bit much".

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