Barkley 2 DEMO is OUT for backers: Maws Approach the Dark Drakers

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SilentW: Apr 3, 2009; my It dept hgere is fucking clwonshoes, and as someone hwo used to do IT for 9 years it pains me to see them fbe so terriuble

hey are you guys ever going to release this game

my uncle who works at nintendo told me you were going to release it on the Dreamcast but I know that's baka gaijin bullshit because the Dreamcast if for CASUALS and not true doom murder-heads like the Saturn, the connoisseur's platform of choice.

# ? Mar 31, 2015 01:25

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 20:22

Schwarzwald: Jul 27, 2004; Don't Blink

circ dick soleil posted:

The year is 2070.

Wrestling is dead.

Nice to see that, over the next fifty five years, some things will stay the same.

# ? Mar 31, 2015 01:39

circ dick soleil: Sep 27, 2012; by zen death robot

Unguided posted:

I'd like that game's Vinceborg in my party.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLBUd3r1y3I

# ? Mar 31, 2015 03:34

NieR Occomata: Jan 18, 2009; Glory to Mankind.

Segmentation Fault posted:

poo poo...thread

# ? Mar 31, 2015 05:08

Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

Lord Chumley posted:

"Damnit, this was all just a gatdamn booby trap! Hogan, you motherfucking baka, you sick motherfucking goddamn BAKA! What the gently caress did you to do Beltz? What the gently caress did you do to my son?!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0MYre_w0gE

# ? Mar 31, 2015 07:05

SaviourX: Sep 30, 2003; The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.

Lurdiak posted:

Here is an image to put on the ToG's wall to inspire the troops in crunch times of despair.

Wanna chaos her dunk. No wait, wanna cyber her dwarf. poo poo.

# ? Apr 1, 2015 08:24

Lemonpieman: Jan 18, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwGQE0IvbHg

I am deeply disappointed by the team's decision to ignore Duergar tradition and custom by presenting Duergars without beards. You should be ashamed.

# ? Apr 3, 2015 01:29

BiggerJ: May 21, 2007; What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.

Liquid Dinosaur posted:

I know there's some form of extra effects from integrating a save file from the first game. Any word on what actually is checked/can be checked for?Like, are there separate effects for whether or not you have Charles be uncharitable and unlock the Deathtemple, or if you did a full Steampunk mode playthrough, or did Al Bhed mode, or who you sided with in the miner's strike.

OBVIOUSLY the library ticket is important, of course.

And pretty please, is there any chance I could get an actually informative, only-slightly unhelpful bullshit answer that has some degree of usable information than none at all?

The game was updated a while ago so that its save file contains more information for the next game. The old version's save files should still work but to take full advantage, play the entire game over again.

BiggerJ fucked around with this message at 10:50 on Apr 5, 2015

# ? Apr 3, 2015 12:05

Mom with a blog: Jul 15, 2009; Comedy is basically self-deprecation.

Schwarzwald posted:

Nice to see that, over the next fifty five years, some things will stay the same.

# ? Apr 13, 2015 13:17

Treebeh: Sep 20, 2010; we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say.

Is the game out yet? Will it ever be out?

# ? Apr 17, 2015 17:39

Ice To Meet You: Mar 5, 2007

Treebeh posted:

Is the game out yet?

Yes.

Treebeh posted:

Will it ever be out?

No.

# ? Apr 17, 2015 17:41

Anonymous Robot: Jun 1, 2007; Lost his leg in Robo War I

ToG, please release a backer-exclusive alpha which is just a single room where X114JAM9 can access a shortcut to launch this game:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z5YVDArFgc

# ? Apr 18, 2015 01:23

Gaspar Lewis: Nov 30, 2007; by Lowtax

Frankie's live & artin'.

# ? Apr 18, 2015 22:44

Uncle Wemus: Mar 4, 2004

I finally got around to playing the first one. What does X114JAM9 mean I feel stupid for not seeing it if its a joke?

also is it too late to get the dwarf pillow

# ? Apr 20, 2015 10:40

Gortarius: Jun 6, 2013; idiot

Uncle Wemus posted:

I finally got around to playing the first one. What does X114JAM9 mean I feel stupid for not seeing it if its a joke?

also is it too late to get the dwarf pillow

It's never too late for some Cdwarf love. Send an e-mail to the ToG idiots where you demand a pillow, call them worthless sacks of poo poo and then tell them that "Stinko sends his regards" at the end. I'm sure you can work something out.

You can also bother them on twitter. https://twitter.com/TalesOfGames

I have no idea about X114JAM9, besides the JAM part in the middle.

# ? Apr 20, 2015 15:08

WarpDogs: May 1, 2009; I'm just a normal, functioning member of the human race, and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise.

X114JAM9 is also the mysterious phrase Vinceborg utters when he's booting up for the first time

I mentally pronounce it as "Zilla-Jam-9"

# ? Apr 21, 2015 01:36

Freakazoid_: Jul 5, 2013; Buglord

There are going to be several characters with number names and they all conveniently forgot you all used to belong to the same orphanage.

# ? Apr 21, 2015 02:27

Treebeh: Sep 20, 2010; we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say.

Uncle Wemus posted:

I finally got around to playing the first one. What does X114JAM9 mean I feel stupid for not seeing it if its a joke?

also is it too late to get the dwarf pillow

Please report back if you were able to get a Cyber Dwarf body pillow or not.

# ? Apr 21, 2015 04:23

Gortarius: Jun 6, 2013; idiot

Freakazoid_ posted:

There are going to be several characters with number names and they all conveniently forgot you all used to belong to the same orphanage.

It just so happens that there is a significant number of orphan characters you can encounter in this game. It also just so happens that using Zaubers erodes your memory but this plot point won't be ever mentioned or talked about aside from the one time when it conveniently explains why they all forgot about their past.

You can also do quizes in the middle of the game to increase your salary. You can do the quizes as many times as you like, they are all 10x YES/NO questions and it always tells you how many questions you got right or wrong so that by answering YES or NO to all questions once you will exactly how many YES and NO answers there are and then you just retake the quiz until you get it right.

There is also a card minigame like every good RPG needs to have.

Actually there really might be a card minigame. I better get on that. One based on calculating IP addresses and Subnet masks.

# ? Apr 21, 2015 09:59

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

For Triple Triad players, the game is life.

# ? Apr 21, 2015 10:15

SaviourX: Sep 30, 2003; The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.

Can you unleash a Chaos Triad?

# ? Apr 21, 2015 21:37

John Lee: Mar 2, 2013; A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

I thought we agreed it was to be called Dribble Triad?

# ? Apr 21, 2015 22:10

Under the vegetable: Nov 2, 2004; by Smythe

when is the game coming out or when is the next opportunity to give you guys money to make the game coming out

# ? Apr 21, 2015 22:31

Under the vegetable: Nov 2, 2004; by Smythe

can i get a demo disc attached to a magazine?

# ? Apr 21, 2015 22:31

Anonymous Robot: Jun 1, 2007; Lost his leg in Robo War I

Under the vegetable posted:

can i get a demo disc attached to a magazine?

I've got a sneak peak here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVN5IXN0p0U

# ? Apr 21, 2015 23:40

Gortarius: Jun 6, 2013; idiot

Under the vegetable posted:

can i get a demo disc attached to a magazine?

Do you have a subscription to Reader's Digest?

# ? Apr 22, 2015 07:15

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

Your kickstarter campaign ended in 2012 you shysters.

# ? Apr 24, 2015 14:56

Groovelord Neato: Dec 6, 2014

Gortarius posted:

Do you have a subscription to Reader's Digest?

Was rooting for Highlights.

# ? Apr 24, 2015 15:01

Mr.Pibbleton: Feb 3, 2006; Aleuts rock, chummer.

Will the proto-neo-ultra harlem globetrotters be in this?

# ? Apr 24, 2015 15:04

DrManiac: Feb 29, 2012

Will sweet Georgia brown be in this?

# ? Apr 24, 2015 15:14

MasterSlowPoke: Oct 9, 2005; Our courage will pull us through

No, the only music will be royalty free midis played with random instruments for a truly unique experience every time you play.

# ? Apr 24, 2015 15:20

Angry Diplomat: Nov 7, 2009; Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

MasterSlowPoke posted:

No, the only music will be royalty free midis played with random instruments for a truly unique experience every time you play.

Will we be able to import ABC files to customize our audio experience like in Starbound? This is important. I cannot properly immerse myself in a game unless I am listening to the sophisticated works of genius composer Nobuo Uematsu.

# ? Apr 24, 2015 15:31