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SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Clarkson's editorial from this past Sunday:

I mean, I understand that they get two seasons a year (Spring and Fall or whatev), but it still boggles my mind the amount of crap they've crammed into 12 years.

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MaxPowers
Dec 29, 2004

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Getting hosed in the rear end is all I know. :911:

Absolute laziness, Im sure you at least learned how to take one on the chin with a smile.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Please teach me how to generate more useful Youkou search results.

search "jeremy clarkson meets the neighbours full episode" on bing

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

I would actually pay to kickstart this as a game

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Delizin posted:

I did my civic duty today and set someone straight about enlisting with a college degree in an 18x slot. He seemed pretty turned off from joining, just hoping he doesn't relapse now.

I think that I pulled this off with a buddy of mine by explaining that we had to wear reflective belts in theater, and they were color-coded for officers, NCOs, and joes. Something along the lines of "That's how stupid we are when we have an actual enemy, that'll look reasonably sane compared to whatever garrison hell you're about to walk into." We'll see what he ends up doing, his roommate is SF and is probably giving him only the good/fun side of things :smith:

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
nsfw http://imgur.com/8rqzKYW

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Somebody got around to doing this before I did. Because :effort: Basicly the idea was to shoot GoPro footage of all the lame and boring office poo poo from the day, then submit it to Funker530 or whatever as EXTRME KILLCAM HOOOAAAHH!!!

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

:catstare:

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

belongs in the china.jpg thread

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Two Finger posted:

james may's the one to watch, he's doing a series of bored as gently caress videos on youtube
learn how to make shepherd's pie and carbonara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFGriqtMSqo

This is the most James May thing.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
something nice and sloppy to make up for the poop posts

:nws: :nws: :nws:
http://www.gfycat.com/RightScaredAlpinegoat

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Well, I've got a new fetish.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
https://youtu.be/SbfGZ-auGsk

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

















EBB
Feb 15, 2005

ahahahahaha Fire came back and posted in the trans thread

Fire posted:

Yes it was you idiot. I am not and never have been a pedophile and I was certainly never perma-banned for it. That is libel that SASS created. Are we letting SASS dictate how the forums are run? Are we importing drama now?

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

ahahahahaha Fire came back and posted in the trans thread

fire is a broken human being, please do not give them the attention they obviously crave

edit: and that wasn't even the most hosed up thing posted in all of that

Nostalgia4Infinity fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Apr 21, 2015

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
:allears:

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

ahahahahaha Fire came back and posted in the trans thread

He's not FIRE CURES BIGOTS anymore? shameful

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
n4i, please change my name to Busted Tranny Mount

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

fire is a broken human being, please do not give them the attention they obviously crave

edit: and that wasn't even the most hosed up thing posted in all of that

Nephielle posted:

I'm eating celery while reading this bullshit. It's absolutely riveting seeing a bunch of trolls attack my fiancee, but really, we're done now. Please try to find something better to do with your time, SASS friends.

Please note: Fire has never been a pedophile, nor held sympathy for pedophiles, and these outbursts of defending herself are misguided attempts to appeal to a humanity that isn't present in today's trolls. She is under lots of stress from the constant harassment by SASS/FYAD/scumbags. Please excuse us. We have much better things to do with our time. Like create our limited edition sex tape that SASS has forced us to create. You have made the worst mistake of your lives. Prepare to have your eyes assaulted by two people who love each other having sex. Coming Q4 2015.

We're gonna do roleplay in it of course. She'll roleplay being a SASS member who followed the infamous Fire home from the mall and seduces her. I'll be playing the role of Fire. We're currently deciding which SASS member will be the SASS member depicted in our sex tape. :mrgw:

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

:suspense:

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I doubt either of these fat fucks has ever eaten a vegetable.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Is Fire's fiance a male, female, or other?

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Godholio posted:

Is Fire's fiance a male, female, or other?

[ ] Male
[ ] Female
[x] Goon

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
EDIT: ^^^goddammit

Godholio posted:

Is Fire's fiance a male, female, or other?
Goon.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Vaguely human shaped organic waste.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC_gXD5OE88

(The good part starts at 02:35)

Nostalgia4Infinity fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Apr 21, 2015

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Casimir Radon posted:

Vaguely human shaped organic waste.

So Ozma is a gender now?

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
A glorious time to be in the defense industry.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

ozma fat

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Helldump Immunity. posted:

A glorious time to be in the defense industry.

Don't we wish.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

newest 30 for 30 was eh. Interesting enough stuff on Nike/adidas's influence on the college/high school basketball programs.

ESPN just announced they're doing a "exceptionally long" 30 for 30 on OJ Simpson, could be 5 hours long.

Fister Ardennes
Apr 25, 2008

War is not the answer but it sure is fun
I would be able to die happy after seeing the kitty saloon.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I thought they'd show some boobies.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Helldump Immunity. posted:

A glorious time to be in the defense industry.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
got some fresh ink today



orale holmes

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

a fine butt

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Rough Lobster posted:

voted for new GiP it girl, gently caress off Katy Perry

WHOA. MODS??????

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Whip Slagcheek posted:

WHOA. MODS??????

didn't even have to say lena dunham

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

didn't even have to say lena dunham
Gross.

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