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Bruce Jenner was an Olympic hero, the dude was enormously famous for a period of time in our parent's lives. He somehow ended up in the Kardashian brood and is now, I think, a pre-op transsexual. If that's not at least a little interesting I just don't know what is anymore.
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Crotch Bat posted:Bruce Jenner was an Olympic hero, the dude was enormously famous for a period of time in our parent's lives. He somehow ended up in the Kardashian brood and is now, I think, a pre-op transsexual. If that's not at least a little interesting I just don't know what is anymore. Yeah, exactly. Plus, growing up in the 70s, he was a sports god. We just got an AWESOME Sour Shoes segment, he did Gary The Retard, Artie and Bobabooey all in a row.
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Squashy Nipples posted:Yeah, exactly. Plus, growing up in the 70s, he was a sports god. Plus, he had a haircut that was similar to mine, so I liked that. Pete Rose, too.
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prefect posted:The guy was on Wheaties boxes when I was a kid; he'll always be at least a little bit interesting to me. Plus you can use him as your resume in a pinch:  Squashy Nipples posted:We just got an AWESOME Sour Shoes segment, he did Gary The Retard, Artie and Bobabooey all in a row. When was this? Sour Shoes is my faaaavorite.
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Sand Monster posted:When was this? Sour Shoes is my faaaavorite. I think it was Wednesday 4/15? Towards the end of the show. And he does them on cue without skipping a beat. Also, http://youtu.be/W5SHbmDkY7Y ~ 6:08 Just listen to ETM screech "SHUT UP!" He really was a little martian.
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No, this was live this morning (4/21/2015) at about 10AM.
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Squashy Nipples posted:No, this was live this morning (4/21/2015) at about 10AM. Oh. Well wasn't he on recently too? Or am I listening to too many old episodes they just blur together...
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Howard: "Well, Gonzo, Eric is holding you responsible for these butthole hashtags." Best thing I've heard all day.
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They're probably picking up on Sour more because they have no content. Usually I love anything with Ronnie but the whole first hour of the show yesterday was about him and a strip club and it felt waaay too long. God forbid they go a day without a Benjy update too.
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I did get to the point where I'd be disappointed if Eric wasn't on the show. But it was always worth it to hear him the next day raging about not being on.
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Ronnie stuff is preferable to Benjy stuff if only for how profane and vile it is. "If you're gettin' a lap dance from some 'cooze, make sure you carry a hankerchief, in case she SQUIRTS from her CUHNT! Gotta be a gentleman, y'know, hehe."
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I've always found it fascinating that Ronnie essentially gave up on his marriage because he wanted to travel around promoting these strip clubs.
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It's actually really sad. They've been playing up his paper thin image of a sexual Lothario for a while now but the reality is that he's a tacky old man who's got an embarrassing swagger because strippers pay attention to him due to his connection with the show. His fight with Ralph last week was great though.
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moot the hopple posted:Sour Shoes impression of Artie makes me laugh hard but at the same time gets me a little down I'm just glad Sour Shoes is doing an Artie impression from the show and not his podcast. That'd be too difficult to listen to.
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Sock The Great posted:I've always found it fascinating that Ronnie essentially gave up on his marriage because he wanted to travel around promoting these strip clubs. He definitely slept with a bunch of strippers without a rubber.
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moot the hopple posted:It's actually really sad. They've been playing up his paper thin image of a sexual Lothario for a while now but the reality is that he's a tacky old man who's got an embarrassing swagger because strippers pay attention to him due to his connection with the show. YEAH? SO WHAT?
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Ronnie is definitely right behind Sal for Suicide Watch after the show ends. Can you imagine going back to driving limos for nobodies and losing his title of "Scoresman"? Guy's definitely in the peak of his life and he's probably pissed it came so late.
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Ronnie will still be Howard's driver, and I'm sure Sal will actually be fine.
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Advice posted:Ronnie is definitely right behind Sal for Suicide Watch after the show ends. Can you imagine going back to driving limos for nobodies and losing his title of "Scoresman"? Guy's definitely in the peak of his life and he's probably pissed it came so late. Ronnie was in his 30s when he started working for Howard. He'd been going to strip clubs with the guys for a long time before it became a thing in the late-terrestrial/early-satellite days, back when the guys visited clubs(pre-Scores) and just didn't talk about it much if at all. Plus, as was said, he's going to drive for Howard after the show ends.
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The Wack Pack these days is in dire straits. Hanzi? Gonzo Shitcock? rear end Napkin Ed? These idiots aren't fit to carry Hank's Diapers. They should have retired the whole Wack Pack after Eric died. Either that or do American Idol style national auditions. Maybe hire someone to plumb the Internet for psychos. Can you imagine Chris Chan on the Stern Show? Edit: http://m.hitfix.com/news/artie-lange-on-howard-stern-if-they-asked-me-back-i-would-go-without-question Just saw this. I'd be shocked if they ever asked him back as a guest, let alone as a co host. Your Gay Uncle fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Apr 22, 2015 |
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Okay, so I have a dark secret - I came on so late in the Stern Legacy, I've never heard a single clip with Hank, who appears to be everyone's favorite. Any suggestions?
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Advice posted:Ronnie stuff is preferable to Benjy stuff if only for how profane and vile it is. I didn't think anything could top Ronnie's candy cane sex tip, but the squirting one was classic. You're gonna take a nice drink! The pussy is a complicated thing!
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Advice posted:Okay, so I have a dark secret - I came on so late in the Stern Legacy, I've never heard a single clip with Hank, who appears to be everyone's favorite. Any suggestions? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNUyf1QO6gc
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THIS AIN'T HOT ROD MAGAZINE, PAL
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WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I love Ronnie the limo driver. He has the shortest fuse of the whole staff. The dude goes 0 to 60, every time, all the time.
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Yup. He might actually have less awareness then Lisa G, and that's saying something.
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Squashy Nipples posted:Lisa G Who? I don't recognize anyone on the staff by that name.
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Vakal posted:Who? I don't recognize anyone on the staff by that name. she takes shits at work
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Yeah, you'll do it. When you get heah, you'll do it.
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Ronnie is a lunatic pervert. He's great on air. His whole situation is amazing, from what he thinks about himself to his terrible and disgusting sex ideas with that poor, abused young girl he is with.
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Squashy Nipples posted:Yup. He might actually have less awareness then Lisa G, and that's saying something.
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Sasquatch! posted:I think he's aware. I think he ratchets up his persona for being on the air. I'd buy a Ronnie book. There's got to be four other weirdos that would buy it, which is probably three more than bought Lisa G's book.
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http://i.imgur.com/M1XkBSE.jpg Tweeting this to Beth
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GenoCanSing posted:http://i.imgur.com/M1XkBSE.jpg That chart is bullshit, because it's got Siberian husky pointing left, which means "dumb". 
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Tibetan Terrier FTW
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Does anyone else think that knowing more and more about Richard and Sal makes their prank calls better? I love the guys, both from their prank calls and just their general studio shenanigans, but I find that I get more enjoyment out of hearing they're prank calls because I'm familiar with them. I showed a few clips to my wife and she doesn't share the enjoyment, but then again, she doesn't listen to the show. For example, Sal calling himself an african-american male named Lamar, or Richard bugging the poo poo out of the tradio guy with his amazing barometer. Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Apr 22, 2015 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Does anyone else think that knowing more and more about Richard and Sal makes their prank calls better? I love the guys, both from their prank calls and just their general studio shenanigans, but I find that I get more enjoyment out of hearing they're prank calls because I'm familiar with them. I showed a few clips to my wife and she doesn't share the enjoyment, but then again, she doesn't listen to the show. Yes absolutely, every time Ethel gets called 'sir' I chuckle and I don't think it's as funny without knowing the backstory.
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I could listen to Evil Dave attempting to pronounce things all day. "Dar-snuff Tar-sniff"
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musclecoder posted:I could listen to Evil Dave attempting to pronounce things all day. "Dar-snuff Tar-sniff" Evil Dave's reading comprehension is not so good. Neither are those lines he writes himself, yeesh. Wack pack telephone game was good this morning. They should keep playing it for the bigger interviews. 'Morton Downey Jr is passing on... A message.'
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Does anyone else think that knowing more and more about Richard and Sal makes their prank calls better? I love the guys, both from their prank calls and just their general studio shenanigans, but I find that I get more enjoyment out of hearing they're prank calls because I'm familiar with them. I showed a few clips to my wife and she doesn't share the enjoyment, but then again, she doesn't listen to the show. I definitely think there's more enjoyment in knowing the guys. But, there are lots of great prank calls that stand on their own. I've sent about a dozen to my non-Stern listening friends and they love the Tradio calls. Their favorite is the pharmacy prank call where "Ethel" has the dry heaves and Richard plays clips of some porn dude cumming.
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