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http://kalamazoogourmet.com/products/k750ht-hybrid-fire-freestanding-grill/ Jeremy May 22 2013, 7:53 am It’s the best grill I’ve ever bought. It cooks everything perfectly and clean up is easy!!! Its The BEST! That's it, Jeremy? That's all you have to say? You spent $15,000 MINIMUM on a grill and all you can muster up for your review is "It's THE BEST!"? Jesus Christ. http://kalamazoogourmet.com/products/artisan-fire-pizza-oven/ Rich May 05 2014, 6:09 pm This oven is awesome!! I even like it more than the grill. Everyone now says my pizzas are the best ever. Hooray!!! Really, Rich? "Hooray!!!"? You just spent seven-thousand-loving-dollars on an outdoor pizza oven and the only thing you want to share with the world about it is this? Christ.
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Rad ROM Max posted:http://kalamazoogourmet.com/products/k750ht-hybrid-fire-freestanding-grill/ To be fair, I'm buying a $16k grill, that should be the primary take-away - it better be the best at everything ever.
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Apr 11, 2015 16:51
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triggered
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Apr 12, 2015 00:03
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Christ. I mean... Jesus.
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Apr 12, 2015 16:13
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Larry Olmsted of forbes.com explains that the $17,000 Kalamazoo Grill actually solves the life-destroying quandary of charcoal or gas, on account of its Hybrid Fire Grilling System
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Apr 13, 2015 01:13
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you don't buy a $16,000 grill you have someone buy a $16,000 grill for you
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Apr 13, 2015 07:09
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I mean, this is a grill so luxurious you can have your name monogrammed onto your grilling grates. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzXpn01N-o0 At least let me know how the dials feel when you turn them or something.
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Apr 13, 2015 12:40
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These fuckers aren't even in Kalamazoo
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Apr 13, 2015 17:32
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Have a friend with a $16,000 grill. Or a hundred $160 grills.
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Apr 13, 2015 21:05
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I'd rather buy a like a Big Green Egg and spend the rest of the money on dry aged ribeyes.
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Apr 16, 2015 16:40
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Trebek posted:I'd rather buy a like a Big Green Egg and spend the rest of the money on dry aged ribeyes. Are those things any good? I constantly hear radio ads for them and the name makes it sound like an easy bake oven.
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The Moon Monster posted:Are those things any good? I constantly hear radio ads for them and the name makes it sound like an easy bake oven. They are amazing, and can do more things that having fancy grates with your initials cut into them which the the Kalamazoo's claim to fame.
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You could buy something made in Michigan for $15,000 or you could buy the CharKing made with real Texas craftsmanship.
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Shbobdb posted:You could buy something made in Michigan for $15,000 or you could buy the CharKing made with real Texas craftsmanship. If I wanted to buy something made in Michigan for $15,000, it'd better have four tires and get decent fuel mileage.
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Safety Dance posted:If I wanted to buy something made in Michigan for $15,000, it'd better have four tires and get decent fuel mileage. The 2016 Webber seats 5 burners, 36 steaks to the gallon, comes in sedan or hatchback styling.
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Safety Dance posted:If I wanted to buy something made in Michigan for $15,000, it'd better have four tires and get decent fuel mileage. Psssshhht, you could buy a house in Detroit for $15k.
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The Midniter posted:Psssshhht, you could buy a house in Detroit for $15k. But then you'd be buying a house in Detroit.
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Get in on the ground floor, that place is ripe for gentrification by young white people.
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What you are describing is one of the greatest problems facing white people today. You see, back in the day, gay white people used to move into black neighborhoods. They'd shift the demographics until they at least passed the paper bag test. Then young white people would move in and displace the gays. And everybody lived happily ever after. Except now, the gays are more mainstream, so they don't have to live at the margins of society. The recession gave us a bunch of broke young urbanite whites to keep gentrification going but can we count on another recession? We've already exhausted the Irish, the Italians and the gays. We cannot afford a gentrification gap! We need a new marginalized class of white people to displace brown people. And that is what Obama is creating, by making conservatives the new subaltens. Wake up sheeple!
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The Midniter posted:Psssshhht, you could buy a house in Detroit for $15k. You can buy houses in Detroit for far less than the price of a WalMart hibachi if you know where to look. Funny enough, cast iron stoves actually used to be Detroit's major industry before cars were a thing. We used to have a gigantic one in Detroit before, ironically, it caught fire.  I feel like you could cook a lot of cows on that thing.
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Suspect Bucket posted:The 2016 Webber seats 5 burners, 36 steaks to the gallon, comes in sedan or hatchback styling. Webber is just going to flip or crash it anyway. Next month is council bulk rubbish collection. I might be able to get a few free kerbside drums and kettles for free and have my first try at charcoal. Most people in this city have more money than cooking ability, and like spending money/buying new things for no reason. Seems everyone is buying a gas weber Q now, throwing out their old 4 burner gas grills or charcoal weber kettles Fo3 fucked around with this message at 14:50 on Apr 26, 2015 |
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