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CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Ferremit posted:

oh god the new roadkill... Im sore from laughing!

I...... honestly think that was the funniest episode of all so far.

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Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
This kind of episode is why I love Roadkill.

"Figure it out, white boy!"

clam ache
Sep 6, 2009
Woop woop. New job called me back and told me I start in two weeks. now I just have to haul my toolbox over there in my dads trucks...this time im emptying all my tools into separate containers. I lost a few tools when my box tipped over and had them all in it....But wooh new job.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

SuperDucky posted:

14", I am not surprised at all that you turned aero off for win-xp style.

Oh god it came this way from my parents are you telling me it gets worse

Gingerbread House Music
Dec 1, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

DICKPOCALYPSE NOW posted:

Oh god it came this way from my parents are you telling me it gets worse

No, aero looks 100x better.

ilkhan
Oct 7, 2004

I LOVE Musk and his pro-first-amendment ways. X is the future.

DICKPOCALYPSE NOW posted:

Oh god it came this way from my parents are you telling me it gets worse
No. But it does get better.

Siochain
May 24, 2005

"can they get rid of any humans who are fans of shitheads like Kanye West, 50 Cent, or any other piece of crap "artist" who thinks they're all that?

And also get rid of anyone who has posted retarded shit on the internet."


Cat Terrist posted:

I...... honestly think that was the funniest episode of all so far.

I would tend to agree.
I'm sitting here, 5 minutes after finishing watching, still hiccuping with laughter. gently caress I love those guys.

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

Giant lilac bush outside my window is blooming now. Smells amazing. Eyes swollen.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

DICKPOCALYPSE NOW posted:

Oh god it came this way from my parents are you telling me it gets worse

Your computer is slower with aero turned off. Hardware acceleration owns.

goatse guy
Jan 23, 2007
hello im back in ai buy me avatars plz :-*
First day as a manager, and my employee didn't show up. He's been extremely flaky since he started. My department of three became two and now it looks like it might be down to just me until the new girl starts next week.

I can't say I'd be that sad if he did quit though, I'd actually be relieved because I've been keeping a log of sexual harassment incidents. :smith:

CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal
I feel like poo poo.

My GERD has been flaring up all week and I've had really bad heartburn and shortness of breath. The earliest I can get in to see a specialist is June 18.

I just want to not feel like poo poo :(

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES
Been in the office an hour and a half and want to go home. I've got at least five emails from brokers and account managers wanting me to completely rework proposals for "optics" and it needs to be a rush. Should've just called in sick.

:smithicide:

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

CornHolio posted:

I feel like poo poo.

My GERD has been flaring up all week and I've had really bad heartburn and shortness of breath. The earliest I can get in to see a specialist is June 18.

I just want to not feel like poo poo :(

Reflux/acid in your throat sucks. I used to get it so bad as a teenage I would nearly throw up.

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



quoting from the April Chat thread:

IOwnCalculus posted:

Bajaha posted:

My Baja project might very well be the reason I get this job
Who says project cars aren't investments?

:woop: Got the job! I finally got something that's in the field of engineering, will look fantastic on the resume, and the pay way exceeds what I expected. Time to celebrate :homebrew:


Projects really do pay off
:smug:

Super Aggro Crag
Apr 23, 2008




And, of course as always, kill Hitler.


goatse guy posted:

First day as a manager, and my employee didn't show up. He's been extremely flaky since he started. My department of three became two and now it looks like it might be down to just me until the new girl starts next week.

I can't say I'd be that sad if he did quit though, I'd actually be relieved because I've been keeping a log of sexual harassment incidents. :smith:

I can't stand that poo poo. A few years back someone was sexually harassing this girl at work. Even tho I hate her, I stepped in and told the guy to gently caress off. He got fired for it too. No one should have to feel that uncomfortable at work.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Bajaha posted:

Projects really do pay off
:smug:

gently caress yeah.

By the way, IT'S MAY :woop:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSzgwCql_mo

CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal

angryhampster posted:

Reflux/acid in your throat sucks. I used to get it so bad as a teenage I would nearly throw up.

Yeah :( I've been to the ER probably five times in the past ten years because it got bad and scared the poo poo out of me, but it's always the same thing. It just really doesn't feel very good and I really want it to go away forever :(

stone soup
Jul 8, 2004

angryhampster posted:

Giant lilac bush outside my window is blooming now. Smells amazing. Eyes swollen.

I don't have allergies, thankfully, because one of my three trees blooms with lovely white pedals that smell amazing. It's the best part of my springtime, really. Another tree is a birch and so here come the worm-drops.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Goddamn it, my car has been egged twice in the last week. I stopped and told a cop, he said he'll let the night guys know but it's a pretty hard thing to catch.

goatse guy
Jan 23, 2007
hello im back in ai buy me avatars plz :-*

Super Aggro Crag posted:

I can't stand that poo poo. A few years back someone was sexually harassing this girl at work. Even tho I hate her, I stepped in and told the guy to gently caress off. He got fired for it too. No one should have to feel that uncomfortable at work.

He's sneaky enough that he only does it when no one else is around. As soon as it's just the two of us at our desks, he'll start with the barrage of inappropriate questions, but he acts totally normal if there's anyone else within earshot.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
Record that creep and get him fired almost instantly.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
If you go to a small subway right at lunchtime and order 10 loving complicated sandwiches, without calling ahead or anything, I really want to feed you the curb with my boot and then set you on fire. Just fyi



This post brought to you by hypoglycemia!

The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001

Tusen Takk, sorry for the wintergreen vaping comment from last thread. It was really just a poor attempt at ribbing you - lord knows I know how difficult it is to stop a nicotine addiction. My bad. My congratulations were heartfelt.





My beard comb came in the mail today, since this is the longest I've ever let it get and I needed something to tame it a bit. I just combed my face for like ten minutes and now it feels numb and tingly and amazing. It's addictive.

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Everyone still has a job and I'm a candidate for a promotion :woop:

Major reorganization on the way, it actually makes sense.

Countdown to weekend has begun!

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Goober Peas posted:

Everyone still has a job and I'm a candidate for a promotion :woop:

Major reorganization on the way, it actually makes sense.

Countdown to weekend has begun!

We're having a reorg too, I'm changing departments after 7 years in the current one (holy gently caress).

slurry_curry
Nov 26, 2003
<3mini-moni+animu^_^

I would like to say thanks and gently caress you to who ever suggested watching The Other F Word in the last thread. Watched it with the fiance(who was big into punk back in HS when we met) and it was awesome, but I have spent way too much money on itunes buying stuff I haven't listened to in years.

MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
George Russel's
Official Something Awful Account
Lifelong Tory Voter
Congrats to everyone getting hired/promotions! :woop:

I hate my job.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


I just filled out the form to get a new passport wrong because I am dumb. Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

beep-beep car is go
Apr 11, 2005

I can just eyeball this, right?



Living it up 1995 style. Believe it or not, this was $6800 back then, which is somewhere near TEN GRAND today.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Negromancer posted:

I would like to say thanks and gently caress you to who ever suggested watching The Other F Word in the last thread. Watched it with the fiance(who was big into punk back in HS when we met) and it was awesome, but I have spent way too much money on itunes buying stuff I haven't listened to in years.

hey i saw your post about going to PDX this weekend, are you on the AI FB group?

Sir Pukesalot
Nov 3, 2012
I just love 1g net in train-rides. 0,13/0,07 internet connection :suicide:. At least I can stream Pandora (the quality is dogpoop)

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



Mat_Drinks posted:

Starting May fresh I feel like I should confess to feeling some major auto ADD lately.

I find myself googling terms like "997 ownership" and "e9x M3 ownership" and wondering if I can deal with the occasional annoyance/frustration of maintenance of a 5+ year old (and potentially expensive and temperamental) car like those because of the added joy both cars are well known to provide. Or I could just wait for the Focus RS.

I'm kind of thinking a nice personal goal with my next car would be to keep it AT LEAST 4 years (barring major circumstances like catastrophic failure, an accident or theft).

While I have not looked at the operating costs of the 997 it is probably out of my reach. For the last year however I have been planning my life out to get an E90 M3 sedan. The more time I spend looking at them the more I can see that they are perched at being an incredible value for an outstanding car. They also appear pretty robust for being lolGermanEngineering etc, even our resident german auto industry spy DasVolk will always spew positive things about it. Just yesterday I came across this thread while at work and it seems to have some pretty interesting info: http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=682601 I skipped through the beginning and started reading about page 28. For some reason people seem to be posting a lot about mileage. It is not a Prius, I don't get why people are shocked it gets crap fuel economy when you are driving the crap out of it.

:siren: Blipshift sale is going on right now. :siren: Bought a couple of tees for myself and the E30 M3 DTM tee for my 3yr old daughter :3:

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Shampoo posted:

Living it up 1995 style. Believe it or not, this was $6800 back then, which is somewhere near TEN GRAND today.



5300cs? Those were okay machines. I still want a Wallstreet G3 and a 540c.

goatse guy
Jan 23, 2007
hello im back in ai buy me avatars plz :-*

BraveUlysses posted:

Record that creep and get him fired almost instantly.

The problem is that we really need him to fill the position because we've been having a tough time trying to staff all of our BDCs through the company, so right now I'm playing the martyr and sacrificing my personal comfort in order to help our business and our customers. I get paid a bonus based on how well my department performs, and we can't perform at that level with just two people.

I'm gonna be stressed out whether he stays or leaves. :sigh:

The internet sales manager was showing me how to use our BDC tracking software to check on end-of-month performance reports. We were auditing his appointments, and he tried to take credit for several sales that he was not involved in, so it sounds like that will be another strike against him.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Question: when did this trend start on facebook of uploading viral videos in about 29p resolution with random clips edited in (like someone going "HOE DONT DO IT" or a baby laughing "at" the thing in question or whatever) instead of just the original video? Do people think stuff is funnier with "america's funniest videos"-style random wacky sound effects added in?

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



The Midniter posted:

Tusen Takk, sorry for the wintergreen vaping comment from last thread. It was really just a poor attempt at ribbing you - lord knows I know how difficult it is to stop a nicotine addiction. My bad. My congratulations were heartfelt.





My beard comb came in the mail today, since this is the longest I've ever let it get and I needed something to tame it a bit. I just combed my face for like ten minutes and now it feels numb and tingly and amazing. It's addictive.

haha no worries dude, I didn't think it was that terrible though it did make me wish I had one lol

no hard feelings

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Fucknag posted:

Question: when did this trend start on facebook of uploading viral videos in about 29p resolution with random clips edited in (like someone going "HOE DONT DO IT" or a baby laughing "at" the thing in question or whatever) instead of just the original video? Do people think stuff is funnier with "america's funniest videos"-style random wacky sound effects added in?

it started on Vine I think then you can share it from there

slurry_curry
Nov 26, 2003
<3mini-moni+animu^_^

BraveUlysses posted:

hey i saw your post about going to PDX this weekend, are you on the AI FB group?

Hopefully I will be. No response via email, but I'm gonna text him later today. I am on the FB group, I think I am the only damian on there so it shouldn't be hard to find me.

beep-beep car is go
Apr 11, 2005

I can just eyeball this, right?



Seat Safety Switch posted:

5300cs? Those were okay machines. I still want a Wallstreet G3 and a 540c.

Oh man a Wallstreet. I LUSTED after them when they were new. Playing with this 5300, I just realized it's 20 years old. :sigh:

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OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Negromancer posted:

Hopefully I will be. No response via email, but I'm gonna text him later today. I am on the FB group, I think I am the only damian on there so it shouldn't be hard to find me.

sent you a request

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