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Slim Killington posted:Excuse me while I dig up about a dozen "lol they'll never do anything" posts Don't forget the "people shooting money at me are just nice and aren't doing it so that I get banned" posts.
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# ? May 2, 2015 04:00 |
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Maytag posted:Anyone know if the helmets protect against head shots? Dunno about most, but the bullet proof helmets make a huge difference.
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# ? May 2, 2015 04:02 |
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Zenzizenzizenzic posted:I'd have accepted the invite if I saw this post I finally got...just started my own and the SECOND someone else joined Top Fun 1 I launched.
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# ? May 2, 2015 04:02 |
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I think if you spawn too many emergency vehicles cops start showing up in normal cars
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# ? May 2, 2015 04:03 |
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Pretzel Rod Stewart posted:If you're on PS4 I'll spawn one for you. But I'm pretty sure you're on PC. (Maybe someone can spawn one for you there unless they hosed that method in a patch.) Yeah, i'm on PC. One of my friends had one and he ended up getting me one, but I appreciate the offer Scyron posted:GHOSTBUSTERS?! God I wish. I matte blacked it and put SICK NEONZ on it though Also, go figure. I spent like half an hour searching before he showed up with no luck, then after he got me mine and I saved it, we started faffing about in my Technical and suddenly hearses were showing up in all their usual spots. Fuckin' game
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# ? May 2, 2015 04:17 |
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Nintendo Kid posted:You climb ladders faster. Do you hit the ball farther in golf?
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# ? May 2, 2015 04:44 |
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Pretzel Rod Stewart posted:I think if you spawn too many emergency vehicles cops start showing up in normal cars No, if you get them out in foot and away from their car they will commandeer parked cars.
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# ? May 2, 2015 04:47 |
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GTA Race on the golfcourse owns bones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im4RAUm5hqc I thought I had more recorded but apparently I am a terrible person who LIES TO HIMSELF
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# ? May 2, 2015 04:57 |
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net cafe scandal posted:This is by far the most annoying poo poo in the game God drat is it ever. Even worse, the text box disappears randomly. Half of the time the text box just goes away, keeping the text you've already written, and the other half of the time it straight up deletes everything you've wrote.
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# ? May 2, 2015 05:14 |
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Pretzel Rod Stewart posted:Also let's play Rockets vs Insurgents for mad cash someone!!!! I'm really pleased that all four of us managed to die in really ridiculous ways.
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# ? May 2, 2015 05:33 |
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I'm up for some golf cart racing once I get off work in half an hour. Social club name is same as SA username. PC Version of course.
wafflemoose fucked around with this message at 05:46 on May 2, 2015 |
# ? May 2, 2015 05:38 |
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Zenzizenzizenzic posted:I'm really pleased that all four of us managed to die in really ridiculous ways. Yeah, we had fun
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# ? May 2, 2015 05:39 |
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Songbearer posted:GTA Race on the golfcourse owns bones: I wish they'd put this thing on console, I wanna be a movie star!!!!
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# ? May 2, 2015 05:40 |
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aw drat, i left my xbone crew off lljk to try to find active members for too long it would appear. Also Trebag is the only xbone goon, I stand by this! Wait maybe matazar, and ...
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# ? May 2, 2015 05:44 |
Starhawk64 posted:I'm up for some golf cart racing once I get off work in half an hour. Social club name is same as SA username. PC Version of course. I'm up for all kinds of shenanigans. PC Version here too. http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/ddzshexenritter
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# ? May 2, 2015 06:27 |
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Ugh I hosed up so hard on the bank heist finale. All in the boat with 900k, I skid out on one of the banks, get too much air and land on the other shoreline just a bit too far from the river. We all started kicking the boat to get it back in the river and it catches fire, blowing me up.
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# ? May 2, 2015 06:57 |
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Pivit posted:Is there any way to make the text box when you press T keep focus and not the game? Every time I type something it puts all key presses in the game too. Changes camera, jumps out of the car, etc. If you find one, please tell me. The "jumping out of things" part is by far the most annoying - and dangerous - part, especially in heists. Re: Stat grinding: Starhawk64 posted:Is there a benefit from having a maxed out strength stat besides looking buff and knocking out peds with one punch? Also it's weird that playing golf would boost that stat. Supposedly it adds damage reduction, I'm not sure how much though. Policenaut posted:Max out strength really fast by playing one hole of golf over and over again. There's some that are Par 2. That was patched about a million years ago. The only way I managed to move my strength bars with golf was by playing a full game. If you want to grind strength, create a valid deathmatch, restrict weapons to jerry cans then test it. It will still take about an hour but you can beat up NPCs who a) don't alert cops (ie. no need to start a Gerald mission), b) don't die in one hit and c) don't run away (the most annoying part of beating up people on the beach, IMO).
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# ? May 2, 2015 07:02 |
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Getting race wins is such a drat chore, drat it :/ I mean, even getting into a lobby never mind winnning the drat thing.
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# ? May 2, 2015 09:43 |
Does anyone here have the hearse online and would you be willing to help me get one? EDIT: PC version. Nuebot fucked around with this message at 10:21 on May 2, 2015 |
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# ? May 2, 2015 10:06 |
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What is up with the game constantly crashing when completing a race? It seems like its something to do with spectator mode and I'm getting tired of winning races, suffering a crash and then getting told I'm a bad sport next time I log in.
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# ? May 2, 2015 10:52 |
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I'm unreasonably proud of this jet kill. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ot4cu I even got 0.1% of my investment back for doing it.
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# ? May 2, 2015 11:55 |
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Pretzel Rod Stewart posted:I think if you spawn too many emergency vehicles cops start showing up in normal cars All I saw when I rolled up was a traffic jam made entirely of cops. That's how I knew it was the right place.
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# ? May 2, 2015 12:10 |
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Still up for PS4 win trading, by the way. PSN same as this.
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# ? May 2, 2015 13:38 |
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The only thing the performance parts are good for is racing...and win trading is so loving mind numbing you might as well have fun racing and unlocking parts as you go.
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# ? May 2, 2015 13:43 |
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It's totally not fun racing against randos if you can even get a lobby full (on quick join even) and the performance upgrades are QoL sort of things so
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# ? May 2, 2015 13:49 |
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Ra-amun posted:Ugh I hosed up so hard on the bank heist finale. All in the boat with 900k, I skid out on one of the banks, get too much air and land on the other shoreline just a bit too far from the river. We all started kicking the boat to get it back in the river and it catches fire, blowing me up. We failed this finale last night around six times all due to one pubbie, the only non-LLJK player, before finally giving up. Finally I think the host just kicked him and forfeited the heist. On the first attempt the three of us goons were standing in the drat boat waiting, and he died because he tripped running down the hill on foot after abandoning the bike before the jump.
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# ? May 2, 2015 14:07 |
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Slim Killington posted:We failed this finale last night around six times all due to one pubbie, the only non-LLJK player, before finally giving up. Finally I think the host just kicked him and forfeited the heist. On the first attempt the three of us goons were standing in the drat boat waiting, and he died because he tripped running down the hill on foot after abandoning the bike before the jump. Is he dumb for being a random, or are ya'll dumb for letting him play.
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# ? May 2, 2015 14:19 |
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It would be cool if Rally Races werent in the Daily Objectives list since nobody ever want to do them
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# ? May 2, 2015 14:28 |
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Important Crew Information I have here a list of 84 names all of whom are up for execution. What I've done is go through half of the crew and find everybody who registered in 2014 and look at their last social club activity to see whether or not they are active, anybody who had a last activity of 4 months or greater has potentially been put on this list. Also on this list are a few members I found repping different crews and who were also not on the whitelist. CTRL+F your social club name to see if you are on this list!
I'm going to give everybody on this list until next Friday to get back to me either via quoting this post along with your social club name or via a private messaging containing your social club name. e: To clarify: when I say "via quoting this post" I mean quoting this post and removing all of the names but your own. FallinInTheBlak fucked around with this message at 10:22 on May 3, 2015 |
# ? May 2, 2015 14:33 |
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I'm looking for someone to race win swap with to earn the car mod unlocks. I'm in game now as Haughernaut.
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# ? May 2, 2015 14:50 |
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Pwnstar posted:It would be cool if Rally Races werent in the Daily Objectives list since nobody ever want to do them FYI - You can do them with one other person as your co driver (no competitors) to complete the objective. You might even be able to do them solo.
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# ? May 2, 2015 15:14 |
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FallinInTheBlak posted:Important Crew Information Jayisspecial plays most days, just doesn't post here. Thus, please don't delete him out. We would be sad.
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# ? May 2, 2015 15:16 |
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dox023 plays regularly, as does jayisspecials. The rest I don't think I've ever even seen.
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# ? May 2, 2015 15:24 |
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Akion posted:FYI - You can do them with one other person as your co driver (no competitors) to complete the objective. You might even be able to do them solo. Can't start a rally race with just one player.
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# ? May 2, 2015 15:28 |
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Slim Killington posted:We failed this finale last night around six times all due to one pubbie, the only non-LLJK player, before finally giving up. Finally I think the host just kicked him and forfeited the heist. On the first attempt the three of us goons were standing in the drat boat waiting, and he died because he tripped running down the hill on foot after abandoning the bike before the jump. Yeah. Were you getting lag at all? We rocked the bank robbery but I was also getting pretty bad lag during the escape, which, ironically, made it easier to avoid the cops. Edit: That guy was also like Rank 18 or something.
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# ? May 2, 2015 15:30 |
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The only thing I noticed is that the vehicle pop-in was like, 5 seconds too late. I was riding along thinking, "why are there no cars anywhere?" and they suddenly started to populate. But then when Pubmaster Flex would eventually fail, the hud would go away like the fail screen was coming... and then it didn't come and I could keep playing for like a minute before it did.
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# ? May 2, 2015 15:32 |
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Prostheticfoot posted:aw drat, i left my xbone crew off lljk to try to find active members for too long it would appear. Also Trebag is the only xbone goon, I stand by this! Wait maybe matazar, and ... I'm still around! Well, maybe not this week so much...
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# ? May 2, 2015 16:04 |
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Participate in a one-on-one deathmatch: the hardest daily objective?
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# ? May 2, 2015 16:11 |
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Quicksand_Jesus posted:Jayisspecial plays most days, just doesn't post here. Thus, please don't delete him out. We would be sad. I actually saw him briefly log into the free-roam lobby we were all dicking around in yesterday
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# ? May 2, 2015 16:21 |
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Quicksand_Jesus posted:Jayisspecial plays most days, just doesn't post here. Thus, please don't delete him out. We would be sad. J0wnsy is also active (jonesy on the forums / quim reaper on PS4) Nightingales is ranacher, who is active and does raise the LLJK flag often
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# ? May 2, 2015 16:27 |