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Frostwerks posted:Yup.
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Apr 22, 2015 05:04
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YeahTubaMike posted:Similarly, I thought "ftfy" was "gently caress this, gently caress you." What does it mean I have always read it as gently caress this gently caress you Edit: I guess I could have read the rest of the page before posting om nom nom has a new favorite as of 05:09 on Apr 22, 2015 |
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Apr 22, 2015 05:05
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syscall girl posted:I knew someone who thought "ftw" meant "gently caress the world" On bikers a FTW patch means forever two wheels or gently caress the world.
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Apr 22, 2015 05:55
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:I'd say 85% of ordinary men have dry balls. Spit on them, slap some lotion on them, olive oil, Pam, whatever--moisturize your balls, gentlemen.
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Apr 22, 2015 06:07
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skander posted:I must be fortunate, then. I de-moisturize mine, just like Shaq. Is that what he is referring to when he says "A little shake, a little tingle" in those commercials?
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Apr 22, 2015 07:54
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BumikiIsFreaky posted:Is that what he is referring to when he says "A little shake, a little tingle" in those commercials?
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Apr 22, 2015 15:38
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:I'd say 85% of ordinary men have dry balls. Spit on them, slap some lotion on them, olive oil, Pam, whatever--moisturize your balls, gentlemen. I knew a farmer whose fingertips split open from a combination of wear-and-tear and chronic dryness; ball sacks are capable of doing the same thing, given sufficient desiccation. You might be taking a seat or trying to ollie off of a roof, and then bam, your nutsack splits in twain like a rotten banana skin and a bunch of mush and something that looks like Krang (from TMNT) comes slithering out. Take heed to this cautionary tale, folx, mine shattered into thousands of pieces and just floated away like dust in the wind... I'm taking freeballin' to a whole new level, friends 
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Apr 22, 2015 16:45
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my balls are perfectly moist
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Apr 22, 2015 16:58
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FTW was definitely "gently caress the world" in mid 90's aol chat rooms.
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May 7, 2015 00:22
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Okay so if FTW came from angry bikers and biker gangs originated in San Diego as vets returned from WWII to the naval base there with bad attitudes and a lot of combat meth, where would they have learned the art of making every little thing into abbreviations from? It's the U.S. military ladies and gents. They are the ones who say FTW Both meanings now.
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May 7, 2015 00:29
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Bernie Sanders is white. I finally saw a picture of him on the Rachel Maddow blog. My only experience of him (  ) beforehand was quotes in D&D, so I thought he was black because he actually gives a poo poo about racial inequality, and the Right considers him an inciter of "race violence".
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May 8, 2015 17:50
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Malcolm In The Middle didn't make up race walking as a joke. It really is a thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cw-s0em1hI The dude who got eaten by raptors in Jurassic Park III, Mr Noodle from Elmo's World and Del from The Green Mile are all played by the same guy. I was surprised to learn that he was a hell of a dancer too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euCvQ4ikZZQ&t=2m45s
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May 9, 2015 05:14
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David Spade and Dave Foley are two completely different people.
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May 9, 2015 05:54
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The name Menzies is pronounced Mingus but spelled the way it is because at some point somebody made a mistake in reading the letterforms - z and g look pretty similar in some scripts, like cursive
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May 17, 2015 19:55
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It's been bugging me for a while where I've also heard the laugh around the start of Situation by Yaz. Now I figured it out, it's in the Macarena and Theme From S Express. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiBYM6g8Tck http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkqidtHktME&t=4m5s The actress who played Hatsumomo in Memoirs Of A Geisha was 40 at the time of filming. I thought she was like 22. The lady who sang Heaven Is A Place On Earth (which I've just realized sounds like You Give Love A Bad Name) was also the lead singer of the Go-Gos.
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May 17, 2015 21:20
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:I'd say 85% of ordinary men have dry balls. Spit on them, slap some lotion on them, olive oil, Pam, whatever--moisturize your balls, gentlemen. I knew a farmer whose fingertips split open from a combination of wear-and-tear and chronic dryness; ball sacks are capable of doing the same thing, given sufficient desiccation. You might be taking a seat or trying to ollie off of a roof, and then bam, your nutsack splits in twain like a rotten banana skin and a bunch of mush and something that looks like Krang (from TMNT) comes slithering out. Now that is just absolute arse gravy of the highest order.
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May 17, 2015 22:14
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how me a frog posted:Now that is just absolute arse gravy of the highest order. Yeah I'm kinda done with this thread, if some guy thinks "ball skin flaking off" is a problem all dudes are susceptible to.
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May 17, 2015 22:27
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Drunk Nerds posted:Yeah I'm kinda done with this thread, if some guy thinks "ball skin flaking off" is a problem all dudes are susceptible to. Do you not know Cream of Plenty's gimmick?
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May 17, 2015 23:00
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Mister Macys posted:smdh stands for "shaking my drat head", and not, as I'd previously thought, " suck my dick, haters ". Someone told me it meant "so much hate" or "so much drat hate". 
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May 18, 2015 19:03
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Have you people seriously never heard of Urban Dictionary? Just look that poo poo up. 
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May 18, 2015 19:20
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KillHour posted:Have you people seriously never heard of Urban Dictionary? Just look that poo poo up. In a sub-forum full of trolls, "suck my dick, haters" rarely fails to fit the context. v  v
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May 19, 2015 02:46
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Mister Macys posted:In a sub-forum full of trolls, "suck my dick, haters" rarely fails to fit the context. v That was more aimed at the people that said "I have no idea what this stands for" than the people who said "I assumed it stood for this."
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May 19, 2015 03:21
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Mister Macys posted:In a sub-forum full of trolls, "suck my dick, haters" rarely fails to fit the context. v FTFY
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May 19, 2015 06:31
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I just figured out people obsess over their genetalia way too drat much. Also, the little hook on the reverse of a manual can opener is a bottle opener. I just thought it was a funny shape.
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May 19, 2015 06:43
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I finally know what this guy's story is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zofopIcuX3c
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May 21, 2015 02:31
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I heard Cyclone constantly back in 2007 and I just learned that Baby Bash looks nothing like how I imagined him. I expected a black guy, not a babyfaced (explains the rap name though) hispanic dude with a pencil stache. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-1575pG-kc
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May 22, 2015 04:56
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The recording software/fps tool FRAPS stands for FRAmes Per Second.
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Jun 19, 2015 23:32
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Being a larger man in a humid climate, I occasionally suffer from swamp rear end. I thought that everyone just dealt with it and took a shower when they got home, but apparently I was wrong. Was complaining about this to my friends the other day and they called me a retard for not taping silica packets to my underwear. They absorb all the moisture... can't believe I never thought of this before.
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Jun 20, 2015 00:51
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I use gold bond medicated powder instead
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Jun 20, 2015 02:12
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Oh my god, I was doing regular computer internet stuff and just happened to record the best ever Thing I Can't Believe I Just Figured Out! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o68ZFF5W3PM
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Jun 22, 2015 11:03
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Mister Macys posted:I blame being a really big fan of the movie "Fear of a Black Hat", where in one scene, the leader of the group uses the abbreviations FYM, and ASMD; "gently caress ya'll ma'fuckas", "and suck my dick", respectively. I learned about ASMD from Unreal Tournament after looking up what the ASMD shock rifle stood for, and when I looked it up to double check just now I learned it's actually a reference to this movie. Gosh!
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garfield hentai posted:I learned about ASMD from Unreal Tournament after looking up what the ASMD shock rifle stood for, and when I looked it up to double check just now I learned it's actually a reference to this movie. Gosh! I don't think bikers play UT99
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Jul 9, 2015 18:40
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syscall girl posted:Okay so if FTW came from angry bikers and biker gangs originated in San Diego as vets returned from WWII to the naval base there with bad attitudes and a lot of combat meth, where would they have learned the art of making every little thing into abbreviations from? Probably true, the military loves to create new acronyms. When a ship is decommissioned I love to play the game of how many times can you find FTN (gently caress the Navy) scrawled on the ship. Bonus points for hard to find places. I've seen long vitriol dripping letters written in Sharpie on the back of a panel that had to be unbolted to get at it. Basically the same ingenuity you see in prisoners for making shivs and stuff you also see in sailors, in fact if I think about it they eat the same way too. For my own revelation, my sister used to have a round rock with a little sticker on it that said "TUIT" she gave it to me and said it was "a round tuit", it wasn't until years after she moved out that the stupid thing is a pun on "around to it". Right up there with pet rocks for stupid gimmick things but I was so young when she gave it to me and I just put it away and didn't think about it, it just didn't click until years later.
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Jul 9, 2015 22:05
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To stay on topic with the moist ball discussion, I just found out that KY Jelly is not a dessert. Kinda funny to think about how often I heard the name over the years and it always seemed to fit with the context.
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Jul 15, 2015 05:05
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Jaime Lee Curtis did not play the mom from Malcolm in the Middle. For 15 years I was mistaken. 15 years. LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 05:21 on Jul 15, 2015 |
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Jul 15, 2015 05:19
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BuddyChrist posted:For my own revelation, my sister used to have a round rock with a little sticker on it that said "TUIT" she gave it to me and said it was "a round tuit", it wasn't until years after she moved out that the stupid thing is a pun on "around to it". Right up there with pet rocks for stupid gimmick things but I was so young when she gave it to me and I just put it away and didn't think about it, it just didn't click until years later. When I was a kid, my much older cousin told my younger brother and younger cousin (they were the only family members really into video games) that they could always just google "(whatever game) faq" to find cheat codes and so on. The kicker was that he told them "FAQ" was pronounced "fahkyoo."
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Jul 15, 2015 05:31
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QuelleFuck posted:When I was a kid, my much older cousin told my younger brother and younger cousin (they were the only family members really into video games) that they could always just google "(whatever game) faq" to find cheat codes and so on. The kicker was that he told them "FAQ" was pronounced "fahkyoo." You had Google when you were a kid? gently caress, I'm old.
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Jul 15, 2015 05:49
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I got to thinking about the word briefcase after watching a movie today. Briefcase... Why? Well yeah it's a case..... Wait, isn't a brief a short statement or note? Goddamn I'm dumb. http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=briefcase
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KillHour posted:You had Google when you were a kid? gently caress, I'm old. Google is the retroactive verb I'm throwing on it, cousin probably told them to "internet search with DogPile" or whatever we kids were using then.
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