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Akion
May 7, 2006
Grimey Drawer

Slim Killington posted:

Not on PC, I don't know if it's still working on PS4/XB1.



Why does Rockstar hate fun?

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Auxiliary Treats
Jun 26, 2013

Akion posted:

I need a cop outfit for... reasons. Does the bug to get it into your wardrobe still work?

As far as I can tell it's fixed. The way it worked before was that when you were on-call for a job, it would just dump you into the game once the host launched it. Now you actually get pulled into the lobby before it launches. Going directly into the job was what made the glitch work.

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

Akion posted:

Why does Rockstar hate fun?

Rockstar is run by adults who as kids who burned ants with a magnifying glass.

wafflemoose
Apr 10, 2009

Akion posted:

Why does Rockstar hate fun?

Because they want us to buy our fun with Shark Cards. :v:

NOTinuyasha
Oct 17, 2006

 
The Great Twist
Then they need to take the Lowtax approach, stop trying to fix their hopeless, arbitrary rules, and just make a Shark Card to unban yourself :v:

HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010


It looks like theyre adding new weapon skins and new car upgrades. I wonder if theyre going to add apartment customization too because that would fit the theme.

DarkMalfunction
Sep 5, 2014

I already have a Sultan, but I was thinking of buying an actual nice expensive car because they physically look nicer than this Subaru wannabe.

Narrowed it down to 3 choices - should I get the Jester, Carbonizzare, or just go full hog and splash out on a Zentorno?

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

DarkMalfunction posted:

I already have a Sultan, but I was thinking of buying an actual nice expensive car because they physically look nicer than this Subaru wannabe.

Narrowed it down to 3 choices - should I get the Jester, Carbonizzare, or just go full hog and splash out on a Zentorno?

Do you want something that handles well, has an awesome engine sound or looks like a cheese grater?

hagie
Apr 6, 2004

All sensitivity has long ago atrophied

DarkMalfunction posted:

I already have a Sultan, but I was thinking of buying an actual nice expensive car because they physically look nicer than this Subaru wannabe.

Narrowed it down to 3 choices - should I get the Jester, Carbonizzare, or just go full hog and splash out on a Zentorno?

I'm in a similar boat with the list I posted above.

I like looks, but I'd like something that offers some protection and speed with out sacrificing steering.

Technically I could talk myself into owning a garage of Voltics. Love that car but watch people in YouTube videos and go ...I want that...

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

HORMELCHILI posted:

It looks like theyre adding new weapon skins and new car upgrades. I wonder if theyre going to add apartment customization too because that would fit the theme.

We know from game data there's going to be apartment customizations, something to do with the casino interior (whether just an interior for a new mission/heist or an actual playable casino is unclear), and something to do with the Bahama Mama's interior.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Craptacular posted:

We know from game data there's going to be apartment customizations, something to do with the casino interior (whether just an interior for a new mission/heist or an actual playable casino is unclear), and something to do with the Bahama Mama's interior.

GTA finally merges with Animal Crossing.

ninjahedgehog
Feb 17, 2011

It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.


Craptacular posted:

something to do with the Bahama Mama's interior.

Could this be just leftover code from the Ballad of Gay Tony? It had a mission where you went inside the Liberty City location.

Akion
May 7, 2006
Grimey Drawer

DarkMalfunction posted:

I already have a Sultan, but I was thinking of buying an actual nice expensive car because they physically look nicer than this Subaru wannabe.

Narrowed it down to 3 choices - should I get the Jester, Carbonizzare, or just go full hog and splash out on a Zentorno?

I have a Jester and I love it. Drives really well.

I had a Caronizzare for a while. Like the looks (hard top vert wut wut) but the modification options are limited from a visual perspective. I think you can change wheels and add a spoiler.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


cheese and crackers i want online poker

Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

Akion posted:

I had a Caronizzare for a while. Like the looks (hard top vert wut wut) but the modification options are limited from a visual perspective. I think you can change wheels and add a spoiler.

Carbonizzare needs no visual mods because it's visually perfect already.

Also only pubbies have Zentornos. As a car it's essentially a litmus test for how much you suck.

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

im pooping! posted:

cheese and crackers i want online poker

That would be nice, yeah. Owing casinos money in San Andreas often resulted in some good fun :v:

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Capn Beeb posted:

That would be nice, yeah. Owing casinos money in San Andreas often resulted in some good fun :v:

It's one of the few things I never experienced personally because I had a habit of using a clear data with all properties in Los Santos and billions of dollars in the bank before setting foot on Grove street.

Literally all I did in RDR was play poker online. There has to be a way though to play for a different currency than GTA$ because I heard being able to buy shark cards and gamble with it is against the law or something.

wafflemoose
Apr 10, 2009

Slim Killington posted:

Carbonizzare needs no visual mods because it's visually perfect already.

Also only pubbies have Zentornos. As a car it's essentially a litmus test for how much you suck.

But but I own a Zentorno. :(

It doesn't count if you're a goon, right?

ninjahedgehog
Feb 17, 2011

It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.


im pooping! posted:

cheese and crackers i want online poker

I want this so, so much. I'm trying to decide what to do with the $3.1 million I have in the bank right now, but if this already existed I'm 100% sure I would have blown every dime on some poker.

Slim Killington posted:

Carbonizzare needs no visual mods because it's visually perfect already.

This. As far as I'm aware, it's the only hardtop convertible in the game, right?

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

ninjahedgehog posted:

I want this so, so much. I'm trying to decide what to do with the $3.1 million I have in the bank right now, but if this already existed I'm 100% sure I would have blown every dime on some poker.


This. As far as I'm aware, it's the only hardtop convertible in the game, right?

Sentinel (Amanda's car in SP) is also a hardtop.

Kly
Aug 8, 2003

I keep getting this error when trying to play GTA, any ideas about fixing this?


edit; nevermind, apparently steam is down? even though I can login, see my friends list and play other games.
https://www.issteamdown.com/

Kly fucked around with this message at 20:58 on May 7, 2015

cka
May 3, 2004

Kly posted:

I keep getting this error when trying to play GTA, any ideas about fixing this?


I'm getting the same, apparently Steam is making GBS threads the bed at the moment

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Craptacular posted:

We know from game data there's going to be apartment customizations, something to do with the casino interior (whether just an interior for a new mission/heist or an actual playable casino is unclear), and something to do with the Bahama Mama's interior.


Where might I find this data, or the information within. If apt customization is really in I'm going to be one happy boy.

Akion
May 7, 2006
Grimey Drawer

ninjahedgehog posted:

I want this so, so much. I'm trying to decide what to do with the $3.1 million I have in the bank right now, but if this already existed I'm 100% sure I would have blown every dime on some poker.


This. As far as I'm aware, it's the only hardtop convertible in the game, right?

Sentinel has a hard top vert, as is the Cognosceti Cabrio.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

I'm excited as hell for the Bahama Mama to open shop.. it's right across the street from my apartment, and it looks like a great spot to meet girls.

Vittek
Nov 8, 2006
Any goon on PC that has a Hearse and can help me spawn one? I've been driving up and down to that drat church for nearly 2 hours but it won't spawn.. My RSC is Vittek or send me a PM and I'll add you.

Steves Asleep
Jun 5, 2005

Having either an Impromptu Race or a 1-on-1 Deathmatch as your dailies is the loving worst.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Steves Asleep posted:

Having either an Impromptu Race or a 1-on-1 Deathmatch as your dailies is the loving worst.

seems incredibly easy if you just ask someone

Broken Cog
Dec 29, 2009

We're all friends here

Steves Asleep posted:

Having either an Impromptu Race or a 1-on-1 Deathmatch as your dailies is the loving worst.

I have a normal Deathmatch as a daily right now, and the last 3 quick job deathmatches have been Team Deathmatches, which doesn't count for some reason.
Life sucks.

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
That's why you've got to start your own and wait 5 minutes for people to show up.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

The best thing is doing a quick deathmatch from the phone and seeing the game refuse to start because the host isn't satisfied with 7/8 people. Same for races.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


"Participate in a Deathmatch" is a pain in the rear end because every quick match and 75% of all the map deathmatches are stupid team deathmatches which don't count.

e: Oh, covered already :v:

Sibilant Crisp
Jul 4, 2014

Kly posted:

I keep getting this error when trying to play GTA, any ideas about fixing this?


edit; nevermind, apparently steam is down? even though I can login, see my friends list and play other games.
https://www.issteamdown.com/

Oh my god, I thought my account was taken or w/e so I went through a huge idiot goose chase trying to recover my account.

I feel really dumb now.

Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

Starhawk64 posted:

But but I own a Zentorno. :(

It doesn't count if you're a goon, right?

Nah, the rest of us are all silently judging you for buying one.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
When did zentornos become lame? I've had one for years.

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

The Zentorno is pretty cool but the Turismo R is where it's at.

wafflemoose
Apr 10, 2009

If anything Armored Kurumas should be considered lame. Much as I like driving into a pile of NPCs whose bullets harmlessly bounce off my car like's it's the automobile version of Superman and then laughing as I shoot flares into their faces, it's made missions really trivial and boring. Yet I keep using it because dying sucks and you die too quickly in Online.

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

Starhawk64 posted:

Yet I keep using it because dying sucks and you die too quickly in Online.

Stop being bad hth

Xenaero
Sep 26, 2006


Slippery Tilde
It's brutal when a tank wrecks an entire server and then he suicides before the tank does down, then goes into passive mode until he gets another tank.

Not sure how you'd supposed to fight that. He blew up every Jihad Jeep I tried to get close to him with.

Xenaero fucked around with this message at 23:06 on May 7, 2015

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Broken Cog
Dec 29, 2009

We're all friends here
Isn't it pretty easy to bring a tank down if you steal a jet from the military base?

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