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Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Meanwhile, in 10 Downing Street:



"All the pieces are falling into place."

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Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Wheat Loaf posted:

Meanwhile, in 10 Downing Street:



"All the pieces are falling into place."

Made me think of this:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

By Jimmy James, author of Super Karate Monkey Death Car.

Well, really it's Jimmy James: Macho Business Donkey Wrestler, but who's keeping score?

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?


I think I saw them headline the Van's Warped tour.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.
500 Pound Chicken-from-hell Dinosaur Once Roamed North America!!!
http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/observations/2014/03/20/500-pound-chicken-from-hell-dinosaur-once-roamed-north-america/

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet


The newest William Gibson novel is a bit weird.

EmptyVessel
Oct 30, 2012
Pretty sure that's a JG Ballard short story.

Kaiser Mazoku
Mar 24, 2011

Didn't you see it!? Couldn't you see my "spirit"!?

Gypceros?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Invisble Manuel
Nov 4, 2009

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Here's a detailed article about it. poo poo is crazy.

Police: Anne Arundel County police officer bites man's testicles

quote:

According to the charging documents, police said Michael Flaig, 31, was found on the second floor of the bar with blood stains on his shirt and appeared inebriated.

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

Blue Footed Booby posted:

The newest William Gibson novel is a bit weird.

yea, a bit more subdued than normal.

Lakedaimon
Jan 11, 2007

Blue Footed Booby posted:

The newest William Gibson novel is a bit weird.

I keep forgetting to buy this, and it looks like the paperback won't be out until October. Is it any good?

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
For once, the article text actually makes it better :allears:

Dicty Bojangles
Apr 14, 2001

wow, never was a more suitable tshirt worn for a mugshot.

Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010

slomomofo posted:

wow, never was a more suitable tshirt worn for a mugshot.

Arrested for DWI:

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Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?

slomomofo posted:

wow, never was a more suitable tshirt worn for a mugshot.

Pasco man wearing shirt that says 'Seriously, I have drugs' arrested, accused of having drugs

Dicty Bojangles
Apr 14, 2001

I stand corrected... good to know Ohio Man has friends in high places.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

Tendai posted:

For once, the article text actually makes it better :allears:



Don't do meth.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

zakharov posted:

Don't do meth.

I thought that guy was a paint huffer. I say that because I don't think it's the first time he's been in a headline like this.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Captain_Person
Apr 7, 2013

WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?
Make sure you read this one to the very end.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Captain_Person posted:

Make sure you read this one to the very end.



American Jesus + Big Rock Candy Mountain

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Captain_Person posted:

Make sure you read this one to the very end.



The most florida thing I have ever read.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

I'm willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up...

If they ever decide to remake the Gospel of Luke set in the present day, this guy can play Judas Iscariot.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Captain_Person posted:

Make sure you read this one to the very end.



http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/goldentickets.asp

It's amazing that as ridiculous as the details are, it's easy to fall for this one. Oh, Florida.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


I've read enough Lowering the Bar to be firmly convinced someone is dumb enough to say everything in that fake article. The "sold hundreds" part is what gave it away. Nobody with $100 is dumb enough to give it to that guy (well, maybe someone, but not hundreds of people).

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

That dude's mugshot has been used on a few different fake "Florida Man" style stories, too.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Aww, I wanted to believe the story about the magical crack rock smoking gnome selling solid gold heaven tickets that he got from Jesus behind a KFC.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


CzarChasm posted:

Aww, I wanted to believe the story about the magical crack rock smoking gnome selling solid gold heaven tickets that he got from Jesus behind a KFC.

The homeless guy my friends would get to buy them booze back in high school called himself Jesus. Does that count?

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

KillHour posted:

The homeless guy my friends would get to buy them booze back in high school called himself Jesus. Does that count?

Was he Mexican ?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Istari posted:

Was he Mexican ?

Aramaic is the preferred nomenclature

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Istari posted:

Was he Mexican ?

No. He was a white guy with long hair and a beard that called himself Jesus. And he always wore sandles. And he would turn our allowance money into booze. So to us, he basically was.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

KillHour posted:

No. He was a white guy with long hair and a beard that called himself Jesus. And he always wore sandles. And he would turn our allowance money into booze. So to us, he basically was.

dear athetits.... if JESUS dont exist s how me a minor get booze?

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

KillHour posted:

No. He was a white guy with long hair and a beard that called himself Jesus. And he always wore sandles. And he would turn our allowance money into booze. So to us, he basically was.

Water was just the warm up act. He could turn anything into liquor if he concentrated.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

So, she's the progenitor of the modern human race?


Looking good after all these years I guess

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Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
Us white people seem to have problems telling just how old black people are, anyway.

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