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SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Without grinding heists or investing in Shark Cards, what is the fastest way to grind out money? I finally got my 50 races, but those upgrades are ridiculously expensive.

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wafflemoose
Apr 10, 2009

SplitSoul posted:

Without grinding heists or investing in Shark Cards, what is the fastest way to grind out money? I finally got my 50 races, but those upgrades are ridiculously expensive.

Playing missions on hard is the best option really. Armored Kuruma will make most of them trivial.

Survival, while time consuming, pays out 30K if you survive all ten waves, somewhat easy to do with competent teammates. I found the one at the Del Perro pier to be the easiest. It's also a fun chance to use all the guns you normally don't get to use thanks to Kuruma abuse.

EDIT: Survival isn't very lucrative after all despite the 30K payout. Only do it for fun.

wafflemoose fucked around with this message at 18:26 on May 14, 2015

0haiThere
Feb 18, 2015

Looks like you're in the barrel today.

Snakes in a can posted:

Ended up running into a hacker tonight, initially he was hilarious spawning ufo's and going on a jihad against the cops with assorted guns, like an AK that shot explosions and that single player rail gun.




I've been there man. Also found about $400,000 nearby next to a bunch of abandoned SWAT vehicles.



Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life
I really wish you could send snapmatic photos in-game.

I love trolling my buddies with the phone, being able to send pics would be priceless.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
I wish the "massager" model from San Andreas was in this game so someone could make a trainer to rain dildoes down from the sky.

BombermanX
Jan 13, 2011

I'm afraid of other people's opinions when they differ from my own. Please do not hurt my feelings.

King Vidiot posted:

I wish the "massager" model from San Andreas was in this game so someone could make a trainer to rain dildoes down from the sky.

I'd pay for that.

Broken Cog
Dec 29, 2009

We're all friends here

Starhawk64 posted:

Playing missions on hard is the best option really. Armored Kuruma will make most of them trivial.

Survival, while time consuming, pays out 30K if you survive all ten waves, somewhat easy to do with competent teammates. I found the one at the Del Perro pier to be the easiest. It's also a fun chance to use all the guns you normally don't get to use thanks to Kuruma abuse.

Survival isn't really as lucrative as you might think, since you'll probably spend at least 10k just on ammo to beat wave 10.

wafflemoose
Apr 10, 2009

Broken Cog posted:

Survival isn't really as lucrative as you might think, since you'll probably spend at least 10k just on ammo to beat wave 10.

Depends on what weapons you use. I rarely ever use shotguns in missions but use them alot in survival. The assault shotgun is a wrecking machine but I would never use it in a mission due to close quarters combat being a death sentence, but in survival the enemies are dumb as a brick and its easy enough to mow them down with it.

I do agree it is an ammo sink though. Useless you are good at shooting or sniping the pilot and gunner out of enemy helicopters it will eat up your rockets quickly.

I take back what I said about Survival, it's not a profitable option despite the 30K payout. It's fun though! Doing drive-by after drive-by in the Kuruma gets old after a while.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
Aren't there pickups in survival? Use those and spend nothing.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

If only I could get a bug catcher on the hood.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soF3t7cFPoc

wafflemoose
Apr 10, 2009

Funky Valentine posted:

If only I could get a bug catcher on the hood.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soF3t7cFPoc

Nice Fallout reference. I think my alt is going to be a rustbucket collector. Can you mod up the beater cars to perform as well as the non-beater ones?

wafflemoose fucked around with this message at 18:50 on May 14, 2015

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

wanted to look up a guide on how to do HR:EMP mission (literally ride boat, shoot dudes, fly away), crashed and died in Hydra 6 times in 3 minutes, 0 kills, and somehow the final time died as I was landing the hydra at the air base despite there being no enemies and all he had to do was "not die"

e: oh also saying really dumb poo poo in chat too but that goes without saying usually

Proteus4994 fucked around with this message at 18:56 on May 14, 2015

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
It's a bike bonanza! Two flavours of motorbike-related idiocy: Original Stunt and Crusty Bail. Choose your favourite!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGiGmR83DV4&hd=1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtOxYYAigIE&hd=1

wafflemoose
Apr 10, 2009

Question: Do race wins carry over to my alt or do I have to grind them again?

Well that shoots down my beater collector alt idea.
v

wafflemoose fucked around with this message at 19:34 on May 14, 2015

Mice Everywhere
Sep 7, 2007

I love animal porn! So F* you if you don't accept that!

Starhawk64 posted:

Question: Do race wins carry over to my alt or do I have to grind them again?

They do not.

Brightman
Feb 24, 2005

I've seen fun you people wouldn't believe.
Tiki torches on fire off the summit of Kilauea.
I watched disco balls glitter in the dark near the Brandenburg Gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like crowds in rain.

Time to sleep.

King Vidiot posted:

I wish the "massager" model from San Andreas was in this game so someone could make a trainer to rain dildoes down from the sky.

There's at least one vibrator in the game, would that work? There's a bunch of other dildos and things that may or may not just be part of the room's modeling.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Starhawk64 posted:

Question: Do race wins carry over to my alt or do I have to grind them again?

Well that shoots down my beater collector alt idea.
v

The only thing your alt shares is the bank account. Anyway, that's why you go the make yourself a utility race route so you can easily get race wins without having to find someone who'll agree to trade an additional 50 wins.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
Utility race route?

wafflemoose
Apr 10, 2009

You can troll utility races if you find and save a Sadler. The other racers will be stuck with Caddies and Faggios.

Later on you can mod a Faggio if you want to be more covert about earning wins by trolling. Nobody is really going to mod a Faggio and they aren't really going to question why you're faster than others. Make it a GTA race to further distract them.

wafflemoose fucked around with this message at 20:15 on May 14, 2015

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Phone posted:

Utility race route?

When you make a race that allows the utility class, the only vehicles it offers to people who don't already own one are like the Faggio, the golf cart, the lawnmower, and other slow and slowly accelerating vehicles. But the Vapid Sadler, which is basically just an F150, can be modded up quite nicely and the game considers it "utility" class and when running a Utility race with customs on you can use it.

So you make a race, set it to default to Utility class and with customs on. Steal or buy a Sadler and then give it a few mods just to be safe. Then you go and play that race repeatedly, and since barely anyone else owns one they'll be stuck with poo poo vehicles and you get an easy win every time.

The Sadler tops at like 100 mph while most of the other ones in the class can't get over 60 mph, some not over like 40 mph. In order to lose you'd have to like intentionally keep slamming into walls and poo poo. Anyway for the race I made, I made sure to have a whole bunch of checkpoints and rockets on the lap, so that when multiple people are playing they'll be distracted by being able to fight each other.

Teratrain
Aug 23, 2007
Waiting for Godot
It seems like it'd be a lot less lovely to just trade wins with someone. Quicker, too.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Enallyniv posted:

It seems like it'd be a lot less lovely to just trade wins with someone. Quicker, too.

Making your own race allows you to not have to worry about GTA matchmaking loving up and separating you from your win swap buddy, and you get extra rp for people upvoting your races. And if you haven't designed a race before it's a good place to start.

FallinInTheBlak
Jan 20, 2013

Sarcastic. Sadistic. British.
:britain:
:wotwot:
Shoutout to Abilifier who ran the Prison Break Finale with me and then ran the Humane Labs heist from start to finish.

Brosnan
Nov 13, 2004

Pwning the incels with my waifu fg character. Get trolled :twisted:
Lipstick Apathy
Will people actually stick around to do a ton of utility races? Seems like it'd be hard to get anyone to actually stick to your lobby.

FallinInTheBlak
Jan 20, 2013

Sarcastic. Sadistic. British.
:britain:
:wotwot:
Some people do, but unless it's supercars most people leave - but then again those type of people are usually the ones you want to leave.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Brosnan posted:

Will people actually stick around to do a ton of utility races? Seems like it'd be hard to get anyone to actually stick to your lobby.

You don't need any particular person to stick with it! You can just keep inviting different people.

Also if you start a race with at least 2 people (as in, at the starting line) and then everyone but you quits, it still counts as a proper race win towards unlocking parts, and the only people who get punished are them.

Brosnan
Nov 13, 2004

Pwning the incels with my waifu fg character. Get trolled :twisted:
Lipstick Apathy
Yeah I just mean like, the overhead of having to actually gather 1+ players for each race seems a lot rougher than win trading with a buddy.

Abilifier
Apr 8, 2008

FallinInTheBlak posted:

Shoutout to Abilifier who ran the Prison Break Finale with me and then ran the Humane Labs heist from start to finish.

You were lucky enough to not hear the clowns we did the finale with. The Dutch stoner invited his random friend to our party, and things got real annoying, real fast.

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

Brosnan posted:

Will people actually stick around to do a ton of utility races? Seems like it'd be hard to get anyone to actually stick to your lobby.

I quit out immediately unless it comes up in the middle of doing races with goons. Then I just go and dick around at the golf course or try to get hit by trains.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Why would anybody run a mission on easy, ever

A Bug
Nov 26, 2008

MOM GET THE CAMERA!
:potg:

Pakled posted:

Why would anybody run a mission on easy, ever

In a moment of weakness I considered doing it for the 'Deliver the EMP' setup mission because I thought pubbies could never be sneaky. But then I managed it.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Pakled posted:

Why would anybody run a mission on easy, ever

It used to barely affect RP and basically do nothing to the cash earned, especially since you'd spend a lot less on ammo. That was way back in the beginning though.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


A Bug posted:

In a moment of weakness I considered doing it for the 'Deliver the EMP' setup mission because I thought pubbies could never be sneaky. But then I managed it.

Does "easy" actually make that mission easier though? everybody in there is a 1 shot kill with a BB gun

Kly
Aug 8, 2003

is there a way to permanently get rid of a weapon?

A Bug
Nov 26, 2008

MOM GET THE CAMERA!
:potg:

Powershift posted:

Does "easy" actually make that mission easier though? everybody in there is a 1 shot kill with a BB gun

I have no idea. The hope was there would be less dudes to deal with. I didn't actually do it on easy though.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Kly posted:

is there a way to permanently get rid of a weapon?

as far as I know, just drop it in free roam

try switching to a new session after like 5 minutes

to clarify, you just keep the weapon wheel selected with the weapon you want to drop highlighted and press Triangle/Y or whatever the KB equivalent is while the weapon wheel is up. Avoid walking forwards at all after you drop it, because you will just pick it back up. I've done this with several pistols and rifles and it seems to get rid of them as long as you're in free roam and not on a mission.

Akion
May 7, 2006
Grimey Drawer

King Vidiot posted:

I wish the "massager" model from San Andreas was in this game so someone could make a trainer to rain dildoes down from the sky.

There actually is. I know this because a hacker did exactly that to me the other day. It's a small pink vibrator.

Kly
Aug 8, 2003

im pooping! posted:

as far as I know, just drop it in free roam

try switching to a new session after like 5 minutes

to clarify, you just keep the weapon wheel selected with the weapon you want to drop highlighted and press Triangle/Y or whatever the KB equivalent is while the weapon wheel is up. Avoid walking forwards at all after you drop it, because you will just pick it back up. I've done this with several pistols and rifles and it seems to get rid of them as long as you're in free roam and not on a mission.

ive tried this and they just come back when I load into a new free roam or mission

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Akion posted:

There actually is. I know this because a hacker did exactly that to me the other day. It's a small pink vibrator.

My prayers have been answered :allears:

No but seriously, that's great to hear but I'd still never play with hackers or pubbies.

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Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.
fyi if anyone's looking for someone to trade races with, I'm down for that too.

really I'm down for anything that doesn't involve pubbies (or at least minimizes contact)

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