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Mario could stand a chance here. But that'd rely on Mario having a shred of empathy for anything that isn't him or his kingdom.
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 10:31 |
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Spyro, what a bro
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# ? May 16, 2015 17:43 |
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This is bonkers. I wonder if this is what lazerbot had in mind with the defenders all along?
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# ? May 16, 2015 18:06 |
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I can't see a Cheetos commercial without seeing Cheeto man and recoiling in disgust. Thanks Lazerbot you have ruined cheeto man for me.
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# ? May 16, 2015 19:33 |
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frajaq posted:Spyro, what a bro The dragon who hosed a lady with a cue stick truly represents the better angels of our nature.
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# ? May 16, 2015 19:35 |
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I wonder who Spyro's son is. Maybe it's Reptar.
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# ? May 16, 2015 19:49 |
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Cruel and Unusual posted:I wonder who Spyro's son is. Maybe it's Reptar. Spike from My Little Pony would be perfect. Smaller than Spyro and similar color scheme.
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# ? May 16, 2015 20:07 |
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It's looking less and less likely that this is all an illusion of Ronald's. Chester freakin' Cheetah, one of the evilest in the TGT universe! I can't help but wonder what he's done to Hello Kitty for her infidelity. Also, might he forgive Tails if he can be convinced that Tails had no idea Kitty was his wife?The Bee posted:Mario could stand a chance here. But that'd rely on Mario having a shred of empathy for anything that isn't him or his kingdom. Light Gun Man posted:
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# ? May 16, 2015 20:28 |
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The Bee posted:Mario could stand a chance here. But that'd rely on Mario having a shred of empathy for anything that isn't him or his kingdom. I forgot Mario was in this
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# ? May 16, 2015 23:31 |
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How could you forget the son of Kario
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# ? May 16, 2015 23:35 |
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Squallege posted:I forgot Mario was in this Frankly I forgot Sonic used to be in this.
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# ? May 17, 2015 00:58 |
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Blackheart posted:Hmm.. I don't know about this twist either. The transformation of Cheeto Man from protective big brother figure to evil pimp is too sudden. I really doubt he had this planned from the beginning.
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# ? May 17, 2015 01:40 |
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Maybe Cheeto Man smoked too much evil weed instead of smart weed.
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# ? May 17, 2015 02:13 |
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RobobTheGreat posted:I can't help but wonder what he's done to Hello Kitty for her infidelity. Was it ever explained why her back was scarred to poo poo?
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# ? May 17, 2015 03:41 |
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nexus6 posted:This is bonkers. I wonder if this is what lazerbot had in mind with the defenders all along? There's no way this is what he had in mind the whole time, but I mean it works I guess. I can go with it. I love the idea of loving, Chester Cheetah, now under the alias Cheeto Man, holding like, Dee Dee and Robin hostage and forcing everyone to make up fake weird stories. It makes sense that Batman was lying because there was no way he'd ever have the cajones to kill the Joker.
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# ? May 17, 2015 04:18 |
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But yeah, kinda funny how Amy and all those other characters were just killed off-page if this isn't an illusion. Like, we wasted so much time on Amy's horribly NSFW backstory just to have her dumped in a broken pipe grave.
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# ? May 17, 2015 04:20 |
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"if you only knew how ruthless cheeto man is" is a sentence said without irony
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# ? May 17, 2015 16:32 |
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I would kill for some "Behind the Troll" notes of LazyB explaining his thought process behind TGT (or what's left of it). When did LazyB decide Cheeto Man is an evil mastermind? How did he pick the members of the defenders? How did he come up with Rob?
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# ? May 17, 2015 17:39 |
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simplefish posted:Was it ever explained why her back was scarred to poo poo? nerdbot posted:There's no way this is what he had in mind the whole time, but I mean it works I guess. I can go with it. What's not clear is whether the Defenders group has always been an instrument of Cheeto Man, or whether its origin story per Pac-Man, Frogger, and Leap Frog is veridical. In the latter case, Cheeto Man would've had a criminal empire before he joined the Defenders, and then, once he joined, he decided to take over and remold the group to suit his purposes. This would explain why Pac-Man is the nominal boss, and why everyone seems to respect his leadership: Cheeto Man left the existing organizational structure in place, but made Pac-Man his puppet by kidnapping his wife and kid. If most or even all of the Defenders are in the same boat, why don't they band together to overthrow Cheeto Man and rescue their loved ones? It makes sense, though, if they originally joined up to fight the trolls, and they're counting on him to defeat Troll King. Even Troll King fears Cheeto Man in single combat...
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# ? May 17, 2015 17:39 |
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Guys I think Tails knows what is going on and is working with Shadow. Knuckles is in on it too, but Tails and Knuckles don't know the other is also following Shadow's orders. This is the awesome 'loving plan' - Shadow gets back at Cheeto Man by loving around and giving Cheeto Mans group STDs, and Tails fucks his wife.
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# ? May 17, 2015 18:48 |
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Want to see the soul bind with Sonic, that was teased eons ago.
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# ? May 17, 2015 22:24 |
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nexus6 posted:Want to see the soul bind with Sonic, that was teased eons ago. I think Sonic would just drag Tails at this point. Constantly being distracted by Sonic chiming in "I'm not gay I have a girlfriend" would make him even worse at fighting.
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# ? May 17, 2015 22:49 |
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When did Sonic die again?
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# ? May 17, 2015 22:54 |
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:When did Sonic die again? Chapter 4.
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# ? May 17, 2015 23:01 |
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Why do we hate troll king again?
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# ? May 18, 2015 09:54 |
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His lackeys made Tails cry by calling him gay. Which is seeming like it's on the light end of the Awful scale by now.
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# ? May 18, 2015 10:06 |
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TGT have always worked on the premise that even people fighting the Trolls are reprehensible.
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# ? May 18, 2015 10:10 |
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Yeah tails even slept with someone's wife, I mean come the gently caress on tails.
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# ? May 18, 2015 10:13 |
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RiskyChris posted:Yeah tails even slept with someone's wife, I mean come the gently caress on tails. they cant cuck you if there dead
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# ? May 18, 2015 10:23 |
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ive not read the whole thread but i am reading the comic and have just been introduced to Pacman as the big boss of the new group Tails is joining. how old is the guy who makes these? i have had some real belly laughs, like when Shadow was introducing the Troll Slayers and giving them their nicknames, followed quickly by the guy without ears shouting that he cant hear anything. some of it seems too genuine to be invented but on the other hand i am just not sure anymore. all i know is that i am having a whale of a time, even if there are no good guys
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# ? May 18, 2015 11:52 |
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Yeah, the Slayier Lair I think was the point when some of the jokes started getting kinda clever.
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# ? May 18, 2015 12:00 |
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The MSJ posted:TGT have always worked on the premise that even people fighting the Trolls are reprehensible. VideoGames posted:all i know is that i am having a whale of a time, even if there are no good guys
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# ? May 18, 2015 14:42 |
VideoGames posted:how old is the guy who makes these? i have had some real belly laughs, like when Shadow was introducing the Troll Slayers and giving them their nicknames, followed quickly by the guy without ears shouting that he cant hear anything. some of it seems too genuine to be invented but on the other hand i am just not sure anymore. Welcome to our ongoing ineffable mystery
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# ? May 18, 2015 14:59 |
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Isn't he 23-24? I swear there was a video of him and his brother somewhere.
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# ? May 18, 2015 18:52 |
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simplefish posted:His lackeys made Tails cry by calling him gay. Which is seeming like it's on the light end of the Awful scale by now. The Troll King also paralyzed Luigi so he could be raped to death, which doesn't quite qualify as self defense. On the other hand he can make people cry blood just by saying "Ni**ER."
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# ? May 18, 2015 19:48 |
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I wonder how much bad the troll kingdom really does to other people/places and how much this is just some giant reactionary war from people that got like mildly offended by trolls one time. Like, it's their culture and poo poo, and people are murdering them in retaliation.
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# ? May 18, 2015 20:09 |
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Lazerbot is 12-25 and may suffer from some sort of syndrome.
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# ? May 18, 2015 20:31 |
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woodenchicken posted:
We don't. Troll King is the true hero.
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# ? May 18, 2015 23:30 |
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Baronjutter posted:Lazerbot is 12-25 and may suffer from some sort of syndrome. awesome syndrome
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# ? May 19, 2015 11:35 |
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VideoGames posted:awesome syndrome Awetisome
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