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Set it and forget it.
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yare yare daze
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May 25, 2015 02:31
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no cop no stop
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May 25, 2015 02:37
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gently caress'em and chuck'em
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May 25, 2015 03:29
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As a dog returns to his vomit, so the fool repeats his folly.
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May 25, 2015 09:18
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Smells like the shithouse door on a tuna boat in here.
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May 25, 2015 10:03
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You can lead a house to water but you can't make him drink. Blind as a bat. Mad as a wet hatter. Waste not want not. Don't count all your eggs before they hatch. Don't keep all your eggs in one basket.
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May 25, 2015 10:24
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She's got the whitest teeth I ever came across.
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May 25, 2015 10:49
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An owl in a sack troubles no man.
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May 25, 2015 11:09
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Do what now?
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May 30, 2015 17:18
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Couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel. Nuttier than squirrel poo poo. And one from my former high school English teacher I could never figure out: Never get into a urinating contest with a snake.
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Jun 4, 2015 00:04
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...like the mosquito with an erection floatin' down the river on his back shoutin, "raise the drawbridge!"
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Jun 4, 2015 00:42
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بلا كيف
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Jun 4, 2015 00:54
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Fiddling while the sun burns
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Jun 4, 2015 04:23
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Now I've got fuckall in one had and poo poo in the other. He's on me like poo poo on a wool blanket.
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Jun 9, 2015 15:51
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Hold onto your hats! ...or I'll eat my hat! Anything with hats is a winner to me, I suppose.
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Jun 9, 2015 17:16
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Dare to dream
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Jun 9, 2015 17:51
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A foot in the rear end is better than a fist in the dickhole
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Jun 9, 2015 20:11
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Ask not the sparrow how the eagle soars.
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Jun 9, 2015 20:18
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Look at the shitter on that critter
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Jun 9, 2015 21:59
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Wetter than an otter's pocket
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Jun 10, 2015 13:49
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Grandma be careful on the stairs oh poo poo hello 911 my grandma fell down the stairs and I think she is dead
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Jun 10, 2015 19:45
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It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on
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Jun 10, 2015 23:01
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hoochi coochi honky tonk
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Jun 10, 2015 23:12
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The more the feather o' the knees, the harder the whiskers of the fleas.
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Jun 11, 2015 00:17
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Why not Minot? Freezin's the reason.
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Jun 11, 2015 20:32
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Busier than a two-dick dog.
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Two buns in the barn, and George's your captain. A dog in the boat beats three cats to the fiddle. Pointier than a Welsh weasel's willy. Mr. Gibbycrumbles has a new favorite as of 00:21 on Jun 12, 2015 |
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Jun 11, 2015 22:14
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Don't let your mouth get your teeth punched out!
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Jun 12, 2015 00:30
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A condom's like showering in a raincoat
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Jun 12, 2015 00:47
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OP NOTE: Going great guys! But a few things I'll be adding to the OP: 1* I'm going to try noting the meaning of my fav sayings. A lot of them are easy, but some of these I have no f reaking idea! I encourage other users to explain their sayings as well, but no pressure. 2* I'm currently learning a lot of new sayings and phrases from my new Australian friends in the Auspol Megathread, and I'm sure some will be my Favorite. I'll be tagging my Australian sayings [aus] so you know- they'll be good
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anything that isn't a choccie is a lollie. Even a gummy bear is a lollie. [Australian]
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Jun 13, 2015 02:25
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Having a bit of a vent [Australian]
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Jun 13, 2015 02:26
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Cool as a Cucumber [USA]
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Jun 13, 2015 02:27
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Busier than a one armed paper hanger in a wind storm. [Some old guy]
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Jun 13, 2015 05:42
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Face like a week-old balloon. Face like a painters radio.
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Jun 13, 2015 13:46
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A face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
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"Eee, you've got goulash arms, and custard for eyes. " [Northern English - said to someone who is indecisive] "Never trust a man called Geoffrey! " [Exclamation. Actually means "don't pick that up!" - Origin unknown, but I hear it constantly in Bedfordshire (England) - especially from older people] "(S)he's a bit tasty in the elbows" [South-East England mainly - common compliment aimed at bartenders - means "(s)he's good at pulling pints"] "You've got yer arms where yer legs used to be, and yer legs where yer arms used to be" [Somerset, England. Means: "You're clumsy"] Mr. Gibbycrumbles has a new favorite as of 13:33 on Jun 14, 2015 |
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Jun 14, 2015 13:16
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Alright, I'll remedy my posts with meanings.UltraVariant posted:OP is a human being UltraVariant posted:An hero
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You've got hands like feet
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