Dog thread: Weekend at Bernese

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Gus Hobbleton: Dec 30, 2003; Can't post for 3 years!

Red87 posted:

Maple is doing good. She shat out worms today so she got a trip to the vet where she bossed around other dogs until a bigass German Shepherd showed up and put her in her place. She was due for vaccinations in a few days so she got a bunch of shots too, and took the first two with no whining and looked at the vet with a look of disgust. The third supposedly burns and she freaked out.

i think ur dogge broke m8

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Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Lazy Reservist posted:

# ? May 28, 2015 04:56

Lazy Reservist: Nov 30, 2005; FUBIJAR

Look at this magnificent beast.

# ? May 28, 2015 05:02

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

# ? May 28, 2015 05:36

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

Sup Roscoe?!

# ? May 28, 2015 05:42

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

# ? May 28, 2015 05:43

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Some good rear end dogges.

# ? May 28, 2015 06:34

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

# ? May 28, 2015 06:58

USMC503: Jan 15, 2012; For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Pro-loving-click: https://vine.co/v/OEBApJHnmtA

# ? May 28, 2015 08:56

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Mike-o posted:

Some good rear end dogges.

# ? May 28, 2015 12:36

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

those eyebrows

# ? May 28, 2015 16:39

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave: Jan 9, 2006; Popping up from out of nowhere...

I don't know what it is about my dog Timothy (a 2-year-old Maltese), but for his own security and comfort, he must find a way to put his butt on me while he sleeps. At night, it's like a warm, fluffy compress on my back and I have no loving shame in admitting it.

dogfessions

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave fucked around with this message at 19:13 on May 28, 2015

# ? May 28, 2015 19:10

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

# ? May 28, 2015 19:30

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

That is not a dogge.

That is a Kangaroo.

See:

# ? May 28, 2015 19:40

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

CJacobs posted:

doggementation is almost upon us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iePjx3CmDx8

# ? May 28, 2015 20:19

Pierson: Oct 31, 2004; College Slice

Good doggeeeewwwwwaait a goddDAMN MINUTE

# ? May 28, 2015 21:10

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

would not pette

# ? May 28, 2015 21:32

Captain Bravo: Feb 16, 2011; An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

holocaust bloopers posted:

would not pette

Monster

# ? May 28, 2015 22:07

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Me irl if I get a dog

# ? May 28, 2015 22:08

Captain Bravo: Feb 16, 2011; An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

Every time I see one of those photos of a dog-face-shirt, it makes me depressed. I quit my job and moved away from West Texas just two weeks before the El Paso Chihuahuas put out these jerseys:

I wanted one so bad!

# ? May 28, 2015 22:14

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

ElMaligno posted:

p sure most dogges thinks they are the dog on the left

# ? May 28, 2015 23:20

Anita Dickinme: Jan 24, 2013; Grimey Drawer

Captain Bravo posted:

Monster

Pette all dogges. Normal or not.

# ? May 28, 2015 23:37

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

holocaust bloopers posted:

would not pette

gently caress you

# ? May 29, 2015 01:56

WarpedNaba: Feb 8, 2012; Being social makes me swell!

Honestly having a pet(able) shark would be all kinds of cool. Especially if it hung around your beach pad in the summer months. Take a couple of drops of your blood, plop them in the estuary and watch that big lovable sucker swim up for a pet and some fish.

# ? May 29, 2015 02:16

Captain Bravo: Feb 16, 2011; An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

WarpedNaba posted:

Take a couple of drops of ~~your~~ fish blood, plop them in the estuary and watch that big lovable sucker swim up for a pet and some fish.

Fixed that, for you. Teaching your dogge that you are tasty seems like a bad idea, no matter what kind of dogge you own. :v:

# ? May 29, 2015 02:26

Anita Dickinme: Jan 24, 2013; Grimey Drawer

WarpedNaba posted:

Honestly having a pet(able) shark would be all kinds of cool. Especially if it hung around your beach pad in the summer months. Take a couple of drops of your blood, plop them in the estuary and watch that big lovable sucker swim up for a pet and some fish.

Captain Bravo posted:

Fixed that, for you. Teaching your dogge that you are tasty seems like a bad idea, no matter what kind of dogge you own.

Empty quoting both because truth.

# ? May 29, 2015 02:49

Fried Chicken: Jan 9, 2011; Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

You can pet sharks at the Indianapolis zoo. They have like a little waist high (on short people) pool with a dozen or so small sharks swimming in it and you can reach in and trail your fingers and pet them.

It's p cool

# ? May 29, 2015 03:19

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

But you have to go to Indiana.

# ? May 29, 2015 03:24

ro5s: Dec 27, 2012; A happy little mouse!

Dogfish. Sharks are dogs. Your move thread.

# ? May 29, 2015 03:51

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

I would pette a shark named Roscoe or Alfie.

# ? May 29, 2015 04:26

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

Just chilling in the car waiting for me to go get coffee. Drive through was busy else I would have gone through there and used puppy face to get free stuff, usually just a munchkin for Tanky.

# ? May 29, 2015 14:36