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Darkman Fanpage posted:no items. missionary only. final destination.
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Gatekeeper posted:i hear this a lot and i've never understood it. i feel like i must have missed some incredible interviews or something because i've only ever seen the guy being hilariously lovely and awful its a carefully manicured image to hide the fact hes a corrupt, immoral gently caress with tons of regressive and harmful beliefs
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May 28, 2015 20:41
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Not cancelled yet and is being done by Liberty "University" lmao
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Do think they would autograph a copy of the police report?
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Do think they would autograph a copy of the police report? does it look like a check from the discovery channel
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Do think they would autograph a copy of the police report? Turn up with a wheelbarrow full of stones and start shouting 'Stone Josh just as his mother wishes, $5 a rock! $10 for three".
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I don't know what's sadder; the hail-mary (lol wrong religion) that this sister-fingering gently caress has been given, or the fact that vast swathes of America seem to think 'progressive' and 'worldliness' are somehow character flaws.
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May 28, 2015 21:16
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lincoln lied, america's average IQ died
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Yeah worldliness is one that's new to me but it seems to be on the tongue of all the fundamentalist assholes posted itt E: probs not even close to the worst thing that's been on their tongues tho swampland fucked around with this message at 21:39 on May 28, 2015 |
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May 28, 2015 21:37
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soon to be followed by "rational" and "thinks critically"
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May 28, 2015 21:40
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Jonny 290 posted:southern protestants unironically believe that catholics worship statues and drink blood at mass. its loving hilarious listening to them trying to play sixth-generation telephone with catholic dogma my dad, who grew up hardcore southern baptist but has been pretty much non-religious since the 70s, still brings up weird Blood Libel type stuff about catholics occasionally
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swampland posted:Yeah worldliness is one that's new to me and the funny part is that its just as relative as everything else. you pull some weird fundamentalists through a wormhole from 1827 and show them even the pre-rape Duggars and they'll laugh at the filthy, corrupt sons of mammon they dont mind the worldliness that delivers miracle whip x 20 jars on paved roads via walmart truck to their front door
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i was raised catholic and as a kid i just thought that all the wafers and communion wine became part of Jesus, and that he was totally huge like 50 times the planet, and that someday giant Jesus would have to fight some big monster or something but until then we had to keep embiggening Jesus
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May 28, 2015 21:55
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Some how the blood=wine thing never creeped me out nearly as much as the flesh=wafer part.
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May 28, 2015 21:56
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catholicism is kinda metal when you think about it. angels and demons and saints with swords and poo poo slaying dragons and eating the magic flesh and blood of a dead mangod. it's the stuff of dio albums
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May 28, 2015 22:12
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Funny or Die? http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/82a2f2d61f/the-duggars-respond
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May 28, 2015 22:17
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Jim Bo...hey...you look quite fetchin' there, girl 
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
(Kid in back) Lookout! Daddy's got his sexin' glasses on! Yeeehaaawww! p.s. last one from me, I swear
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Funny or Die? Pop pop pop pop Voted funny
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
Nike! NIKE!!! Aw dang I sinned my britches again...
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I really do wonder what it's like for this super christian people to have sex... I mean, if they're trying for a child (or not preventing pregnancy at all), then by those religious rules, they're allowed to gently caress. So... do they get into it at all? Is it missionary or nothing? Is there foreplay? idk some of the stuff he's said but I can't remember now have lead me to believe they get freaky with it
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dog buttz posted:idk some of the stuff he's said but I can't remember now have lead me to believe they get freaky with it someone posted a video of them paractically doing it doggy style at a mini golf course
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I really do wonder what it's like for this super christian people to have sex... I mean, if they're trying for a child (or not preventing pregnancy at all), then by those religious rules, they're allowed to gently caress. So... do they get into it at all? Is it missionary or nothing? Is there foreplay? imagine his penis imagine his penis
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May 28, 2015 23:09
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Cults like this make it very clear the woman isn't supposed to enjoy sex, so my guess is that Michelle just lays there silently as Jim Bob furiously pushes rope for a few seconds until he blows his load into her babycannon and then they put their modest clothing back on and pray for Jesus to give them another JimBobFace baby.
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Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:catholicism is kinda metal when you think about it. angels and demons and saints with swords and poo poo slaying dragons and eating the magic flesh and blood of a dead mangod. it's the stuff of dio albums We also have the better exorcism/possession films and gothic as gently caress cathedrals.
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Mr. Pumroy posted:imagine his penis 
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Vacation Tenzin posted:Cults like this make it very clear the woman isn't supposed to enjoy sex, so my guess is that Michelle just lays there silently as Jim Bob furiously pushes rope for a few seconds until he blows his load into her babycannon and then they put their modest clothing back on and pray for Jesus to give them another JimBobFace baby. What her first orgasm gonna look like? I need descriptive words
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Mr. Pumroy posted:imagine his penis All I'm picturing is another Jim Bob in his pants.
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May 28, 2015 23:53
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Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:catholicism is kinda metal when you think about it. angels and demons and saints with swords and poo poo slaying dragons and eating the magic flesh and blood of a dead mangod. it's the stuff of dio albums Now that you mention it like that, I kind of want to go back to my church. That and our ballin' new pope who is a good dude. 
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May 28, 2015 23:58
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Funny or Die? thats what we call nu nus
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Does anyone remember that episode of SVU where in the beginning a teenaged girl said she was raped and then it turned out her dad was infertile and had been letting black guys bang his wife so he could have a huge family until she had a hysterectomy so her dad used the guys' sperm to impregnate their daughter with a turkey baster? Kinda reminds me of the Duggars
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May 29, 2015 00:10
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Clochette posted:Does anyone remember that episode of SVU where in the beginning a teenaged girl said she was raped and then it turned out her dad was infertile and had been letting black guys bang his wife so he could have a huge family until she had a hysterectomy so her dad used the guys' sperm to impregnate their daughter with a turkey baster? Are you loving serious? Is that an actual plotline?
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Hollis Brownsound posted:Are you loving serious? Is that an actual plotline? Yes
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