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Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


stringball posted:

Jun 26, 2013 was the fall, Jan 11, 2014 was the success, I don't know if that's the exact date he did it though

Either way he's a goddamn idiot, but we already knew that.

I remember me and my friends doing something like that in doorways and corners and stuff in primary school. At worst we'd get some bruises or maybe, if one of us was really, really unlucky, a broken arm. People are idiots.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless






Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


stringball posted:

Jun 26, 2013 was the fall, Jan 11, 2014 was the success, I don't know if that's the exact date he did it though

He was in casts recovering from the first try that whole time, right? :allears:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Arrath posted:

He was in casts recovering from the first try that whole time, right? :allears:

I really hope those are attempts 1 & 2.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Remember that failarmy video I posted with unicycles? Well I'm guessing you probably shouldn't ride one in busy london traffic either. This guy is apparently ok but it took 50-100 members of the public to get a massive double decker bus off him.

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/may/29/unicyclist-in-hospital-after-collision-with-bus-in-london

Greenplastic
Oct 24, 2005

Miao, miao!

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
Linked for huge http://i.imgur.com/wnMlh9K.webm

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
It's time for Flex Cam! Let's show the ladies what a real man looks like!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq3rA6-fN4A


It's obviously set up but it's still funny.

Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015


It just keeps on giving more and more...

Samsquamsch
Jun 6, 2011

Mexican touchdown, Mexican touchdown, Mexican touchdooooown!

I'm drinking up the 'fruede in this thread:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/37rfjz/silk_road_operator_ross_ulbricht_to_sentenced/

Everything from "He did nothing wrong!" to "NOBODY can prove he tried to have six people killed!" Never change, Bitcoiners.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Samsquamsch posted:

I'm drinking up the 'fruede in this thread:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/37rfjz/silk_road_operator_ross_ulbricht_to_sentenced/

Everything from "He did nothing wrong!" to "NOBODY can prove he tried to have six people killed!" Never change, Bitcoiners.

There's one island of sanity in that whole thread.

quote:

Read the responses below and tell me this isn't the dumbest group of people you could ever imagine. Repeated references to "he wasn't charged with that though". It's almost as if none of you have ANY idea what this case was actually about nor how sentencing works. It's almost as if....you're all 15.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
http://i.imgur.com/p2ZfdTn.webm

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
The video of that is kinda terrifying because it sounds like they dropped quite a ways. there's a healthy delay between then falling and the sound of them hitting bottom.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



`Nemesis posted:

The video of that is kinda terrifying because it sounds like they dropped quite a ways. there's a healthy delay between then falling and the sound of them hitting bottom.

At some venues, there can be a good 20 feet or so from the top of the stage to the floor of the basement below. Especially if set pieces can be stored and then raised to the stage, rather than lowered via a fly system.

Culex
Jul 22, 2007

Crime sucks.

I think their voices just dropped

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Lprsti99
Apr 7, 2011

Everything's coming up explodey!

Pillbug

loving beautiful. I can practically hear it going "See ya, shitlord!" right before it fucks off into the sewer.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




I feel terrible for the kid, but I can't stop giggling.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars



This hole! It was made for me!

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧


Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

It's just a stage they're going through.

Anyway...



Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Need some context on this one. What the gently caress is going on here?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Boat posted:

Need some context on this one. What the gently caress is going on here?

Maybe the charcoal dust is exploding?
It's so small, hard to tell wtf is going on.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

It looks like he's using a cordless circular saw in his right hand to cut open an aerosol can of some sort in his left.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Say Nothing posted:

It's just a stage they're going through.


Nope. I'm not letting this go by unnoticed. Fanatic sir. Fantastic. :bravo:

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

FCKGW posted:

It looks like he's using a cordless circular saw in his right hand to cut open an aerosol can of some sort in his left.

Good eye, looks like one of these, now that I know what the hell I'm looking at:



What a spectacularly dumb thing to do.

HP Artsandcrafts
Oct 3, 2012

Lprsti99
Apr 7, 2011

Everything's coming up explodey!

Pillbug

Solice Kirsk posted:

Nope. I'm not letting this go by unnoticed. Fanatic sir. Fantastic. :bravo:

The schadenfreude, it is you.

Look at the page title when you open the link.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

It's like Charlie Brown's kite-eating tree. Shlurped it right up.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

My wife went to high school with a guy that did exactly that (except he died :rip:)

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Say Nothing posted:

It's just a stage they're going through.

Anyway...





Vs. Arashi I assume?

Samfucius
Sep 8, 2010

And if you gaze long enough into a nest, the nest will gaze back into you.
Can I assume that is a distracted biker who ran into a parked car? If that's the case my dad did that when I was diagnosed with diabetes at 9 months.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Samfucius posted:

Can I assume that is a distracted biker who ran into a parked car?

Nah dude, that's clearly a sentient strawberry pie that was riding that bicycle.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Nah dude, that's clearly a sentient strawberry pie that was riding that bicycle.

Cyclists sometimes ride into parked cars on purpose. :eng101:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzE-IMaegzQ

Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme

flosofl posted:

There's one island of sanity in that whole thread.

Jesus Christ, the American vengeance system likes to sentence people to incredibly long periods of assault and rape. "Hey, you orchestrated the sale of drugs, now you get to be tortured until you die! Justice!"

Well, unless you're a bank. Then you can do pretty much whatever you want with no consequences. http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/outrageous-hsbc-settlement-proves-the-drug-war-is-a-joke-20121213

Mexican Deathgasm has a new favorite as of 05:47 on May 31, 2015

Dommer416
Aug 4, 2013

Hello little children your uncle is here.
Recently found this.

The whole "Nice Job Finding Internet Rape" came to mind in here seeing the free candy van in the thumbnail.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJOdvWxW7Cc

Edit 1: Theres a second Part

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ows836rCpgI

The only reason I find these funny is the fact that these people are stupid enough to walk right into these.

Edit 2: I'm now trying to figure out why the first story in the second video is popular in someones family.

Dommer416 has a new favorite as of 06:11 on May 31, 2015

victorious
Jul 2, 2007

As a youth I prayed, "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."

This poo poo happened to me when I was a kid. Got a toy helicopter for my birthday that flew off a stand when you pulled a cord. I waited for all the birthday guests to leave and stood on the back steps with my new favourite toy. Gave the cord a rip and it went up, up, then straight down a drain pipe. Part of me died that day.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

My favourite part is that he's completely oblivious up to and including the end. Just "pedal pedal pedal splat", not even an "oh poo poo" in there.

Testekill posted:

Vs. Arashi I assume?

Whatever it is, it's Chinese, not Japanese.

Samfucius posted:

Can I assume that is a distracted biker who ran into a parked car? If that's the case my dad did that when I was diagnosed with diabetes at 9 months.

:crossarms: Is there some sort of hidden meaning here that I'm not getting?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



victorious posted:

This poo poo happened to me when I was a kid. Got a toy helicopter for my birthday that flew off a stand when you pulled a cord. I waited for all the birthday guests to leave and stood on the back steps with my new favourite toy. Gave the cord a rip and it went up, up, then straight down a drain pipe. Part of me died that day.

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C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnG3p592D_Q
"bye bye!"

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