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 Gnomefia: A Supreme Lack of Hope  Gnomes are stupid. Like, incredibly stupid. They always have been, and they arguably always will be. If evolution could actually reverse course, gnomes would be capable of it. They are the opposite of natural selection. They are the most foolish, simpleton creatures in Ringworld. And unfortunately, they are still subservient enough to form a society, somehow. Recently, a group of gnome exiles have settled a new village in the middle of the Southern Forest, filled with all types of terrible creatures. A settlement of outcasts and their families have come together to huddle and survive the elements and the land, with nothing but agriculture and a little bit of protection to save them. But, horrifically, a group of shapeshifting lizard wizards have been hired by the King of the Gnomes, Joqueitch, to infiltrate this village and betray its members to horrible, hilarious deaths to be used as a message against those who would try and plow their own fields and live outside of his jurisdiction. This is… Gnomefia! Together, someof you will come together to create a village together, hopefully before getting horribly annihilated by your comrades. You are a ragtag group of gnomes with several diverse backgrounds, but you are still just really gorram dumb. Like, honestly the cards would be kind of stacked against you even without the constant threats that lie in the forest. Expect any number of animal, vegetable or mineral to trip you up on your journey towards, or really any number of possible directions, against, totally to the side of, straight down???, self-sustainability. This is a game of mafia for 15 players. Rules
Players 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. Kumbamontu 7. 8. 9. Murmur Twin 10. 11. Samfucius 12. Somberbrero 13. uranus 14. 15. Replacements 1. EccoRaven Updates from the Gnome Broadcasting System (GBS) 1. The idiot gnomes name their town Gnoman's Land 2. Ghastly Gangsta, Gyzzyx, Serial Killer, eats too many poisonous berries. 3. imgay, Grubert Grubertson, VT, dies in a hilarious freak boating accident George Kansas fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Jun 22, 2015 |
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Yes.
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May 27, 2015 05:49
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I have a personal rule (that I just made up) that says I have to play in every gnome themed game that is made.
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May 27, 2015 05:52
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fiery_valkyrie posted:I have a personal rule (that I just made up) that says I have to play in every gnome themed game that is made. I will try not to screw it up, but considering the theme, I'm going to go ahead and say it is a very, very low bar.
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May 27, 2015 06:11
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BottleKnight posted:I will try not to screw it up, but considering the theme, I'm going to go ahead and say it is a very, very low bar. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3578758 The first game I ever played. The bar for gnomes related games is very very very high.
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May 27, 2015 06:26
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fiery_valkyrie posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3578758 I was just calling gnomes dumb, didn't know about that game! I'll have to read it.
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May 27, 2015 06:37
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Put me down for a replacement! I really want to play this, but I'm running one, in two, and I've already put down my registration for a third. If I die soon in one of the games or if the third doesn't come to fruition, I'd like to upgrade to player status.
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May 27, 2015 17:31
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I will happily ruin your game for you.
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May 27, 2015 18:53
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 Yonkles the Gnomish Rogue would like to reprise his role.
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May 27, 2015 19:52
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Ghastly Gangsta posted:Put me down for a replacement! I really want to play this, but I'm running one, in two, and I've already put down my registration for a third. If I die soon in one of the games or if the third doesn't come to fruition, I'd like to upgrade to player status. I'm dead now. I'd like to play 
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May 28, 2015 04:05
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Ghastly Gangsta posted:I'm dead now. I'd like to play Great! Love the new avatar, btw.
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May 28, 2015 06:21
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I WANNA GNOME
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May 31, 2015 03:05
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Yo hey sign me up
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Jun 1, 2015 02:54
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I will under gnome uncertain terms shitpost it up in this here game.
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Jun 1, 2015 22:04
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I will be gnome as a replacement this game thank you and goodnight!
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Jun 1, 2015 23:12
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Gnomes need more respect.
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Jun 2, 2015 06:26
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hello. i was a gnome once, then i grew 'up'
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Jun 3, 2015 00:03
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wrong thread.
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Jun 3, 2015 00:09
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Hello
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Jun 3, 2015 00:13
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WHICH WAY MADNESS posted:I WANNA GNOME you oughta gnome
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Jun 3, 2015 00:46
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Opopanax posted:Hello You signin' up?
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Jun 3, 2015 03:55
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everyone knows thats what hello means in canadian
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Jun 3, 2015 05:52
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We just go along with whatever. To decline would be impolite
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Jun 3, 2015 05:58
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Make me a cool guy gnome with a fishing pole.
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Jun 3, 2015 10:35
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XD How can I say gnome to this XD
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Jun 3, 2015 14:25
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH i want to post
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Jun 3, 2015 14:54
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imgay posted:
I am going to be Sporf the Gnomish Magician 
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Jun 3, 2015 15:18
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i am going to be bashful
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Jun 3, 2015 17:20
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where the gnomes at
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Jun 3, 2015 22:46
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you mean, your gnomies?
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Jun 3, 2015 22:50
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gnome more mr nice guy
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Jun 3, 2015 22:51
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add that to your gnomenclature
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Jun 3, 2015 22:51
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gnome i wont
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Jun 3, 2015 22:57
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Gnomeone is coming because this is gnome man's land.
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Jun 3, 2015 23:00
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I will play in this sure to be monstrosity (I couldn't think of a good gnome pun. I'm very ashamed of myself. But then, if I had thought of a pun, I would just have been ashamed of that. It was a gnome win situation.)
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Jun 4, 2015 08:13
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This is my sign-up to play; Gnome wasn't built in a day
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Jun 4, 2015 13:41
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MT is your new avatar a cartoon version of yourself the resemblance is uncanny
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Jun 4, 2015 14:50
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Kumbamontu posted:MT is your new avatar a cartoon version of yourself Haha yup  Full story is that last winter I decided to go into iPhone repair as a side business, and so I asked my boyfriend (an artist/cartoonist) to draw a logo for it. My original idea for a business name was "Shelly Applescreens" (before realizing Apple would sue the poo poo out of me if I used that) and so asked him to draw a sort of me/Jonny Appleseed hybrid, but with smartphones. Later on, my best friend who walks/boards dogs as a side business, asked for a similar logo and so he did one for her too. Full pictures are here. Epilogue: I realized that (a) I hate cellphone repair, (b) I like my regular job, and (c) my boyfriend is the one who should be going into business for himself.
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Jun 4, 2015 15:25
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I like the art style, reminds me of Rugrats
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Jun 4, 2015 16:17
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Mods change my name to Dr. Lipschitz
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