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Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
Looking at the moldamania site there are a bunch at the Milwaukee Zoo

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Jan 20, 2008


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cobalt impurity posted:

I saw one of these at a zoo that had a choice of animals! I had completely forgotten about it but I thought it was neat at the time. My parents thought it was a waste of money so I never got to see it in action.

The Memphis zoo used to have a ton of these things too...

Used to burn the fu-u-uck out of my fingers with the moldings until they cooled down.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

1000 Brown M and Ms posted:

It's not really the same thing, but those machines that stamp a souvenir coin are still popular where I live (Japan).

I used one at Kyoto Tower and even saw one at the base station of Mt. Fuji. The CRT monitors make them look really out of place.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

On the topic of machines like that I also recall seeing machines that let you make small metal name tags, like a huge manual dymo machine. Google was being unhelpful in finding me any images though.

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

Collateral Damage posted:

On the topic of machines like that I also recall seeing machines that let you make small metal name tags, like a huge manual dymo machine. Google was being unhelpful in finding me any images though.

You can find those at Petsmart I think.

Kugyou no Tenshi
Nov 8, 2005

We can't keep the crowd waiting, can we?

DNova posted:

You can find those at Petsmart I think.

They have them at theme parks, too - my stepson and I have dogtags we got as souvenirs from a joint trip to DisneyQuest in Orlando.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
It's so weird to find out the mold machines are still out there considering I haven't seen one for about forty years. Which is also how long it's been since I went to a zoo.

EDIT:

Collateral Damage posted:

On the topic of machines like that I also recall seeing machines that let you make small metal name tags, like a huge manual dymo machine. Google was being unhelpful in finding me any images though.

I remember those too, going into the 1980s at least. This one is less likely to have survived that era though.

It's the horoscope of the future... BIO-RHYTHM!

You'd enter your birthdate as well as the date you wanted your to see your bio-rhythm. The machine would print out a little chart on a card showing you your rating for that day in various categories. I can remember using one when I was fourteen or so and for the SEX category there was just a tiny nub of a mark. Made my Dad laugh.





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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

For a few years, "writing biorhythm programs in BASIC" was actually a way to make some kind of living.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



MRC48B posted:

Last time I was there, the Science & Industry museum in chicago had a few in the stairwells.

This is exactly what I was gonna say, even though the last time I was there was 1999. Penny stretchers too :allears:

pienipple
Mar 20, 2009

That's wrong!
I've only ever seen those mold machines on TV (Wonderfalls)

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



DNova posted:

You can find those at Petsmart I think.

The one by me are laser engraving machines for pet tags, I think Collateral Damage is referring to a stamp press with movable type.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Dick Trauma posted:

It's so weird to find out the mold machines are still out there considering I haven't seen one for about forty years. Which is also how long it's been since I went to a zoo.

EDIT:


I remember those too, going into the 1980s at least. This one is less likely to have survived that era though.

It's the horoscope of the future... BIO-RHYTHM!

You'd enter your birthdate as well as the date you wanted your to see your bio-rhythm. The machine would print out a little chart on a card showing you your rating for that day in various categories. I can remember using one when I was fourteen or so and for the SEX category there was just a tiny nub of a mark. Made my Dad laugh.







Child of the late 70s/80s here. I seem to remember some that had a white translucent hemisphere on them with blinky lights. The concept was you'd put your hand on the half-globe and then it would display some kind of result because ENERGY and SCIENCE. You'd still see them for a while at run-down Pizza Huts and dive bars, and after Total Recall the only thing I though when seeing them was "Start the reactor, Quaid!"

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
There was a machine in one arcade on the boardwalk in Ocean City, New Jersey, that was very old when I encountered it early in the last decade. You put your hands on it and it printed out a punch card with all sorts of details about your fortune. I loved the old thick punch cards with such *scientific* fortunes on them.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

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cheerfullydrab posted:

There was a machine in one arcade on the boardwalk in Ocean City, New Jersey, that was very old when I encountered it early in the last decade. You put your hands on it and it printed out a punch card with all sorts of details about your fortune. I loved the old thick punch cards with such *scientific* fortunes on them.

Was it one of these?

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

I used one of those fortune machines once when I was a kid and I was transformed into a middle aged, portly guy with a beard who wrote the software for them. I had to scour the boardwalks for another machine to reverse the wish, but I never found one and Im still old

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I don't think it was that specific one, but it definitely had the hand outline.

The Twinkie Czar
Dec 31, 2004
I went for super stud.

That's one of the Henry Ford Museum machines because it makes a 1952 Wienermobile. I still have the one it made about five years ago. They're plastic now.

Bulgaroctonus
Dec 31, 2008


The San Antonio Zoo has like 10-15 of those Mold-A-Rama machines. I've noticed over the years that the animals up for offer change with the exhibits, for instance we still have a machine that makes Koalas, even though we haven't had koalas since the late nineties (or so?). Do any of y'all know if there's still someone making the stampers for these things? I'd assume you can switch them out, I can't see them replacing (or even being able to source) a whole machine.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

I hope I haven't posted this at some point.

The Commodore 64 was capable of many things. Among them was musical instrument and music video processor. You could also play music on your old IBMs in DOS, but it wasn't nearly as cool as the Incredible Musical Keyboard.

This doohickey fit over your keyboard. A keyboard on a keyboard.





Once your fired up the demo disk, you realized just how pathetic your options were if you just paid for the basic apparatus. The flipside of this single disk could only do a few sounds, couldn't be saved and didn't have any of the video bits with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxyAe0vWE0M

(And I just noticed that Deniece Williams' name is misspelled at 1:56.)

Look at this awesomeness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZBzhO8_FFc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl51dHcDdo8

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
People laugh at the C64 now but at the time it seemed pretty good.

This game had me riveted back around 1985, as did the sequel a year later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5Th76-0iy4

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
Wait people are laughing at the C64? Who are these people, I want to have words :argh:

The C64 rules and I want one of those keyboard thingies for mine.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Jerry Cotton posted:

For a few years, "writing biorhythm programs in BASIC" was actually a way to make some kind of living.

those ads used to be all over the back pages of computer and pop-science magazines in the 1980s.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

flosofl posted:

The one by me are laser engraving machines for pet tags, I think Collateral Damage is referring to a stamp press with movable type.
Yeah the ones I remember were fully mechanical, probably from the 40s or 50s.

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp

Code Jockey posted:

Wait people are laughing at the C64? Who are these people, I want to have words :argh:

The C64 rules and I want one of those keyboard thingies for mine.

I recently downloaded a C64 emulator thanks to this thread and nostalgia, and my 7-year-old saw me using it and got interested enough to learn some simple BASIC programming. Yesterday I showed him how to use it to write Mad Libs.

The C64 still rocks, is my point.

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Buttcoins for their entire history were hilarious partly because the price was artificially inflated by people loving with the market... They're worthless now because the people manipulating the market all cashed out.

Not just yet!
There's still shitloads of Chinese people using it to smuggle their money out of the country:
http://bitcoincharts.com/charts/volumepie/


Remember, Chinese are only allowed $50,000 of bank transfers per year.
http://customsesq.com/blog/50000-00-wire-transfer-limit-from-china-to-the-u-s/

It'll be funny seeing what happens to Bitcoin once the Chinese government cracks down on this :allears:

Woolie Wool
Jun 2, 2006


redmercer posted:

Checks suck, and anyone who requires a check will without exception also accept a money order. The big advantage is that when you buy a money order, that money is out of your account then and there; instead of leaving whenever they take their sweet-rear end time cashing the fucker, and denying your bank the chance to eat another slice of your rear end with an overdraft or bounce.

But really, who loving cares? This ain't the thread for it. gently caress you, have a Sapphire Ball Stylus:



The big advantage of the Pathephone Sapphire Ball needle over a regular phonograph needle is that the ball slides through the groove rather than scratching. Or something, here's an old ad for it

At the very least Pathephone made a drat fine gramophone:


Apparently 78 rpm records are a fad now and I have no loving idea why because they are terrible and anything they do, an LP record is a thousand times better at.

I used to hear of laser cartridges that would read LP records without any wear to the groove but I've never actually heard of anyone actually using them, were they a failure? I can't imagine they would work on those ridiculous colored/clear/picture disc editions that seemingly every album has nowadays.

(I have a Manilla Road LP on "crystal" vinyl, it is loving impossible to find a track on it :argh:)

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Woolie Wool posted:

Apparently 78 rpm records are a fad now and I have no loving idea why because they are terrible and anything they do, an LP record is a thousand times better at.

I used to hear of laser cartridges that would read LP records without any wear to the groove but I've never actually heard of anyone actually using them, were they a failure?

They're too accurate. No-one wants to listen to dust and poop and every record groove has both.

Woolie Wool
Jun 2, 2006


That's especially funny in light of those $30,000 Japanese cartridges made of crazy poo poo like jade or ivory.

But the illegal ivory provides such warm tones. :allears:

E: Wikipedia says that it's not just a question of accuracy, but also the fact that a stylus plows dust in the groove out of the way while playing while a laser passes over it.






I found this by the side of the road one day. I have no idea what it is, what it does, or where it came from, only that it's obviously a piece of computer electronics, has a function related to coins, and is about the size of a 5.25" drive bay. It has an inspection date of December 13, 2001.

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thegreatcodfish
Aug 2, 2004

Woolie Wool posted:

That's especially funny in light of those $30,000 Japanese cartridges made of crazy poo poo like jade or ivory.

But the illegal ivory provides such warm tones. :allears:

E: Wikipedia says that it's not just a question of accuracy, but also the fact that a stylus plows dust in the groove out of the way while playing while a laser passes over it.






I found this by the side of the road one day. I have no idea what it is, what it does, or where it came from, only that it's obviously a piece of computer electronics, has a function related to coins, and is about the size of a 5.25" drive bay. It has an inspection date of December 13, 2001.

It looks like the coin collector for a soda machine, or other such vending device I guess.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Woolie Wool posted:







I found this by the side of the road one day. I have no idea what it is, what it does, or where it came from, only that it's obviously a piece of computer electronics, has a function related to coins, and is about the size of a 5.25" drive bay. It has an inspection date of December 13, 2001.

That's a coin slot mechanism for a vending machine of some sort

Ooops beaten.

I did some work once for a company that made them and I had to sign the Official Secrets Act, it was all very hush hush as they measured the metal contents of coins and poo poo to make sure you didn't use forged money in them.

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

peter gabriel posted:

That's a coin slot mechanism for a vending machine of some sort

Ooops beaten.

I did some work once for a company that made them and I had to sign the Official Secrets Act, it was all very hush hush as they measured the metal contents of coins and poo poo to make sure you didn't use forged money in them.

I'm from the coin counting company and you're under arrest

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

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Code Jockey posted:

Wait people are laughing at the C64? Who are these people, I want to have words :argh:

The C64 rules and I want one of those keyboard thingies for mine.

I got one with a second hand C64 after my original one died. It's terrible and useless and not even worth having for the nostalgia value.

Funzo
Dec 6, 2002



Late to the discussion but yes, the Milwaukee zoo has quite a few mold-o-rama machines. My kids get one pretty much every time we go. I think they might even change the molds now and then to new animals.

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp
The Oklahoma City Zoo had one of those plastic mold machines when I was a kid. I don't know if they still do. I still have the plastic elephant I got there, though.

C64 chat:

When we got our Commodore 64, my family's very first computer, in 1984, the guy at the computer store also gave us a floppy disk with a bunch of games on it. Considering the titles (Zork I&II, Jumpman, Impossible Mission, and maybe a dozen others, popular commercial games) and the handwritten label, it was clearly pirated, but I don't think any of us understood that at the time. So we loaded up the disk, looked at the file listing, and tried to load the games. But nothing would load. We just got error messages on every game. Except one, a file labeled "Boot Game." This sounded boring (a game about boots, really?), but since it was the only one that even started, we kept trying it. We loaded Boot Game, and then it asked what game we wanted to play, so we'd type "Boot Game" and nothing would happen. This was very frustrating until one of us got the idea to try typing the name of another game from the disk, and lo and behold, it loaded!

And that is how my parents, my brother and I all learned a new definition of the word "boot."

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)
And piracy.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
I had a C64, but poor parents who thought buying the computer was a closed transaction with no additional costs. Eventually in desperation I started trading parts for games. First I traded away my tape drive. I remember loading up Blue Max and playing it in memory for a week before there was a power outage. Then I traded my whole C64 for a Vic-20 with two dozen games.

I figure I was just continuing a family tradition of terrible computer decisions. Later we bought a PCjr.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

I found a couple of old computer magazines in the basement last time I visited my parents, and the classifieds from the late 80s are pretty funny to read today. People wanting to sell C64s and Amiga 500s "with hundreds of games (3 original)".

Also an article from 1988 about the first gigabyte hard drive where they question that anyone would ever be able to fill it. :allears:

WescottF1
Oct 21, 2000
Forums Veteran

Collateral Damage posted:

Also an article from 1988 about the first gigabyte hard drive where they question that anyone would ever be able to fill it. :allears:

When I built my first Windows PC in 1996, I put in a 2.5GB hard drive and thought I'd never fill it up. Then MP3s happened.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
My first PC in 1998 with a 4.3 GB drive didn't last long once I started attending LAN parties. Music and porn and lovely The Matrix rips.

Oh yeah, LANs connected with coax cables were fun. Especially when PCs weren't grounded and you'd kept getting shocked from the T-connectors.

And it sucked when someone had to leave and it would break the coax chain. God drat it, Mike, tell your mom she can pick you up later!

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pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp
Speaking of the early days of downloading, I just remembered something I am NOT going to go looking for on a work computer. Who else remembers surfing warez sites in the 90s - and the horrible bestiality porn banner ads that inevitably accompanied them? It was never just regular porn, not even just BDSM porn or any standard kink. Always bestiality. There were a few different site names, but I suspect they all had a common owner. I did not click to find out.

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