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Top City Homo posted:i cant believe how easy it is to start a cult There was a cult near me that was basically the Bible, Sex, Drugs, and Raping Little Girls cult. Except for the last bit it sounded pretty cool.
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platedlizard posted:There was a cult near me that was basically the Bible, Sex, Drugs, and Raping Little Girls cult. name?
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Darkman Fanpage posted:if there isnt a mixed drink called a jim bob there should be 1 part vodka 1 part warm tomato sauce Stir with fingers.
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Jun 1, 2015 17:04
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Maybe kool-aid will wrangle a sponsorship with the Duggars before they go full Jonestown
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Lord of Pie posted:Maybe kool-aid will wrangle a sponsorship with the Duggars before they go full Jonestown Jimstown.
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Jun 1, 2015 17:14
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Ever clear and apple juice
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Jun 1, 2015 17:15
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tbf when they say "spare the rod, spoil the child" they never say what the rod is
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Darkman Fanpage posted:if there isnt a mixed drink called a jim bob there should be Mix two beverages, then mix that with one of the original components: Jim Bob's Grandbaby.
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Jun 1, 2015 17:31
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Yeah everybody knows Jeezus was knocking back Welch's grape juice at the last supper
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Jun 1, 2015 17:32
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TNG posted:But really, what sort of future are they setting their children up for? The education they push only teaches things like proper victim behaviors, any sort of scientific progress made in the last 300 years is all lies and devilry, what sort of clothing on women is sinful, and that any critical thinking and opposition to the head of the family will cause you to go to hell. I don't see any development of life or job skills, encouragement to go into fields not related to spreading of their particular brand of ignorance, or generally anything of the sort that would make any of them employable or otherwise useful outside the compound. It'll be worse for the daughters that escape, if any do escape. They will be on their own with no life skills, probably no form of Identification, and good luck them trying get crucial documents (birth certificate, SSN card, documentations of homeschooling) from parents who will shun them and do everything possible to keep them from being able to live on their own.
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Top City Homo posted:name? The North Clackamas Bible Community They had a compound in Happy Valley, Oregon. According to family members of the cult members I know the pastor did a lot of drugs with the women and girls he was screwing.
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SERPUS posted:1 part vodka  bro
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jim bob I have a miracle medical treatment guar-on-teed to increase fertility that those GODLESS LIBERAL GOVERNMENT types don't want you to know about! it's called trepanning and it's very simple
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PassTheRemote posted:It'll be worse for the daughters that escape, if any do escape. They will be on their own with no life skills, probably no form of Identification, and good luck them trying get crucial documents (birth certificate, SSN card, documentations of homeschooling) from parents who will shun them and do everything possible to keep them from being able to live on their own. Gotta release a tell all book and go hard on exposing your rear end in a top hat family, make talk show money, maybe speaking fees as a cult survivor or whatever at places
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Jun 1, 2015 20:57
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Jun 1, 2015 21:17
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When will people learn that if you don't spay and neuter your Fundamentalist Christians that they'll just keep breeding? Bob Barker would be ashamed
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Exactly. At 18 one of those kids could just walk out until she or he hits a payphone or computer and get in touch with the media. Then it's clear sailing. Imagine the fuckton of journalists and idiots who want to hear every dirty detail about the Duggars. Sure, the money they get, and probably the interviews and tell-all books, won't buy them the common sense and education they've been denied but it'll be enough to get them started. Even if they end up broke and working min wage at McDonald's, they'll still be better off than being a brainless, submissive broodmare or dumbass patriarch leading another generation into stupidity. All they have to do is realize there are options....which they likely won't because they've been brain-washed since birth. This is worse than the Truman Show because there aren't people breaking in to shriek the truth at them, instead we just film them and laugh at their ignorance and hosed up ways of life.\ We are all Jane Goodall and god have mercy on our souls.
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empty sea posted:Exactly. At 18 one of those kids could just walk out until she or he hits a payphone or computer and get in touch with the media. Then it's clear sailing. Imagine the fuckton of journalists and idiots who want to hear every dirty detail about the Duggars. Sure, the money they get, and probably the interviews and tell-all books, won't buy them the common sense and education they've been denied but it'll be enough to get them started. Indeed, but take note Duggar kids YOU HAVE TO BE THE FIRST!!! If another sibling leaves before you they'll take all the good stories with them and your potential profits will drop enormously DO NOT SLEEP ON THIS
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Nah. The lot'll have a cushier ride now that they are, "persecuted by the godless, liberal media," and get all they want and then some from all the rubes who want to, "show those godless, commie queer lovers," a thing or two by throwing even more money and attention to those fucks. Ol' lizardbrain Jimmie Bobo and company are going to pimp this angle for at least another two years easy. They aren't trying to win converts because they don't have to. All they have to do is make sure they stay in the good graces of the circles they run in.
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you can shoot an unarmed black man and hordes of racist morons will donate like 500 k bucks to you these weirdos are going to be fine for the rest of their lives I think
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There is supposed to be an interview with Jimmy Jangles tonight, yes? If so what time and what channel
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=QK01f5_aKY4 For those with question marks over their heads. And because its topical as ever.
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platedlizard posted:The North Clackamas Bible Community Should have read 
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PassTheRemote posted:It'll be worse for the daughters that escape, if any do escape. They will be on their own with no life skills, probably no form of Identification, and good luck them trying get crucial documents (birth certificate, SSN card, documentations of homeschooling) from parents who will shun them and do everything possible to keep them from being able to live on their own. Oh yeah I remember that chick from reddit whose fundie parents never registered her birth (she was born at home) and never took her to the doctor so when she got older she did not exist as a person in the eyes of the government. No documents. Nothing. I also remember her mom running a Christian mommy blog and spending all day pinning things on Instagram, while trying to sell people essential oils as some part of MLM scheme
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Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:tbf when they say "spare the rod, spoil the child" they never say what the rod is i love when this gets used to excuse child abuse, the rod is a herding rod and last time i checked you're not supposed to beat the poo poo out of your sheep
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 Of course they'd take a selfie there. Of course.
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Melmac posted:
His hobby is molesting his sisters.
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Jumpingmanjim posted:His hobby is molesting his sisters. His lobby is institutional protection due to political connections
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quote:Fox News’ Megyn Kelly warned viewers Monday night that her upcoming, exclusive sit-down with Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar might not be as “tough” as the hosts of The View and others have predicted it will be. Boooo http://www.mediaite.com/tv/megyn-kelly-previews-duggar-interview-not-going-to-be-a-cross-examination/
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Is Megyn Kelly equating actual rapes with rape accusations?
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Boooo Megyn Kelly knows when to toe the line. If a conservative is being excessively stupid or ignoring obvious reality she'll call them on it because it makes other conservatives look bad. She's hardly going to risk pissing off the elderly Fox religious conservatives for an interview with the Duggars, who while reprehensible, aren't really significant aside from their stupid TV show. Megyn Kelly's independence has probably been overstated. Though it was funny when she called Mike Huckabee Mike Fuckabee.
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Dang it, Jim Bobby!
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caleramaen posted:Though it was funny when she called Mike Huckabee Mike Fuckabee. A lazy joke but I'm still laughing
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Say Nothing posted:Dang it, Jim Bobby! reverse the ages and keep the facial expression, and pretty much, yeah
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