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d0grent
Dec 5, 2004

We are Sbassbear (pronounced space bear) and we make music that you shouldn't take seriously.

Here's the deal. Come up with a subject and music genre, and post it. If you like someone else's suggestion, quote it. We will choose an idea from the submissions and make a comedy song about it next friday (in a single day). We'd like to do this once a week so don't be afraid to post more than one suggestion!

Examples:

"Pancakes (country)"

"I didn't pay my taxes, because I want to hang out with the IRS (Rap)"

Here's the results of previous suggestions:

"A biker gang full of old people on motor scooters (Hard Punk)"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SccLcDsY6Xs

"My shoe keeps coming untied (Shoegaze)"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=544XZAIV8OM

"My laptop crashed (Disco House)"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvS-0B79rDc

"I can't remember if I left the stove on or not (Doom Metal)"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEOPsKOxUTk

RULES:

1. Nothing obviously offensive (racism, rape jokes, homophobia, etc.)

2. Submissions must be in by EDIT: Whenever!

3. We may take some basic liberties with the suggestion in order to stay within the realm of comedy (We make these songs in 1 day)

d0grent fucked around with this message at 05:47 on Jun 1, 2015

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A human heart
Oct 10, 2012

e: nvm

vorbis vorbilby
Apr 9, 2001

d-beat dad
You're very excited for the new Jurassic Park movie and Chris Pratt's muscly arms in particular (powerelectronics).

fairlight
May 18, 2007

148 - Vampire dog (power electronics)

YO MAMA HEAD
Sep 11, 2007

Having to put drugstore items back on the shelf after leaving your wallet in your other pants (Onkyokei)

het
Nov 14, 2002

A dark black past
is my most valued
possession

cf posted:

You're very excited for the new Jurassic Park movie and Chris Pratt's muscly arms in particular (powerelectronics).
I think there's a lot of potential here

Optimum Gulps
Oct 6, 2003

You wanna save this place, right? And I want to destroy it. Brick by hypocritical brick.

cf posted:

You're very excited for the new Jurassic Park movie and Chris Pratt's muscly arms in particular (powerelectronics).

I'm with het on this

Otis Reddit
Nov 14, 2006
Luke Dies in the last scene of The Force Unleashed (and other spoilers) (Soft Punk)

abuse culture.
Sep 8, 2004
Thinking Fellers Union Local 282 (Power Electronics)

A human heart
Oct 10, 2012

cf posted:

You're very excited for the new Jurassic Park movie and Chris Pratt's muscly arms in particular (powerelectronics).

This one.

LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008


HAving to wear headphones because of your neighbors (EDM)

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

A Jerk Tiki Bartender with Nice Abs Named Vlad (teeny pop)

[e] forgot to add genre

Applebees Appetizer fucked around with this message at 05:42 on Apr 25, 2015

Otis Reddit
Nov 14, 2006
Atrocities which make you should be Vegetarian (Nu Metal)

Stalins Moustache
Dec 31, 2012

~~**I'm Italian!**~~
I Didn't Get My Allowance Money (Pop-punk)

d0grent
Dec 5, 2004

cf posted:

You're very excited for the new Jurassic Park movie and Chris Pratt's muscly arms in particular (powerelectronics).

Challenge accepted.

This didn't end up taking very long so we're gonna do another one too. And maybe post that tomorrow.

Anyway in the meantime, we made this with some of the leftovers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLoVBZ7frjo

The "song" will be done in a bit.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Depending on where you live I've missed the cut off, but if not I'd like to hear one of those really patriotic new country songs about the tragedy of the east coast/west coast rap beef, specifically as it relates to the deaths of both Biggie Smalls and Tupac.

cryme
Apr 9, 2004

by zen death robot
the secrets of the ancients have been unwittingly intimated to all mankind (grime)

cryme
Apr 9, 2004

by zen death robot

TheJoker138 posted:

Depending on where you live I've missed the cut off, but if not I'd like to hear one of those really patriotic new country songs about the tragedy of the east coast/west coast rap beef, specifically as it relates to the deaths of both Biggie Smalls and Tupac.

i would not like to hear this, so don't do it. the description alone belies a facile understanding of 90s rap.






also thejoker138

d0grent
Dec 5, 2004

I'm not really sure about anything in my life anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOsaPbL1NtM

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



cryme posted:

the description alone belies a facile understanding of 90s rap.

:thejoke:

het
Nov 14, 2002

A dark black past
is my most valued
possession
Nah

vorbis vorbilby
Apr 9, 2001

d-beat dad

d0grent posted:

I'm not really sure about anything in my life anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOsaPbL1NtM

I really appreciate this and laughed quite a few times.

d0grent
Dec 5, 2004

2 arms








1 man

We're already working on another suggestion

A human heart
Oct 10, 2012

d0grent posted:

I'm not really sure about anything in my life anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOsaPbL1NtM

How familiar with power electronics were you before you made this?

d0grent
Dec 5, 2004

We had never heard of it before in our lives, but we had a lot of fun doing the sound design for it.

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



Psychedelic acid rock about how the Boston Bruins are the best sports franchise in the history of sports.

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
Sniffing glue (Broadway musical).

Red Ryder
Apr 20, 2006

oh dang
Please Chew With Your Mouth Closed (Madchester)

Red Ryder
Apr 20, 2006

oh dang
Actually, Stalin Did A Lot Of Good (Riot Grrrl)

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
I have weird fetishes (Polka)

Jazz Marimba
Jan 4, 2012

Rock Band is dumb, play a real instrument in a toe-ish mathrock style.

Jazz Marimba
Jan 4, 2012

New music is objectively terrible, I can't believe kids listen to this garbage in the style of Moon Hooch.

d0grent
Dec 5, 2004

juche mane posted:

Atrocities which make you should be Vegetarian (Nu Metal)

Sorry this took us so long, we tried to get some well known Nu Metal vocalists to collab with us on the track. We managed to get Fred Durst, Jonathan Davis, and Dave Draiman on board. We couldn't get Mike Shinoda though, he was too expensive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoJT5sbhLRk

Otis Reddit
Nov 14, 2006
Really awesome!! Thanks Loads

Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.
martial neofolk song about vanilla ice cream in the style of death in june

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010
rap song in the style of lil b about the positive qualities of the coptic pope

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
2 girls 1 cup (death metal)

or

Waiting in line at the DMV (gangsta rap)

e: gently caress I just realized the cutoff was may 1 not june 1. Doh.

Fenrir fucked around with this message at 14:54 on May 31, 2015

d0grent
Dec 5, 2004

Fenrir posted:

e: gently caress I just realized the cutoff was may 1 not june 1. Doh.

Nah you're fine, that was actually for the last song. I forgot to edit the date, oops!

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012
i paid $10 to post about why my life sucks(the song formerly known as E/N) in ahh, adult contemporary

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

SquirrelGrip posted:

i paid $10 to post about why my life sucks(the song formerly known as E/N) in ahh, adult contemporary
Isn't that just Gin Blossoms?

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