Duggars: "Incest is Best"

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thrawn527: Mar 27, 2004; Thrawn/Pellaeon
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SERPUS posted:

The Learning Channel

That's not what TLC stands for anymore. The official line on what TLC stands for now is nothing. It's just TLC.

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TNG: Jan 4, 2001; by Lowtax

Cavalcade of Human Misery and Deformity.

# ? Jun 5, 2015 18:21

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TNG posted:

Cavalcade of Human Misery and Deformity.

Tuesdays on CHMD...

# ? Jun 5, 2015 18:23

Accretionist: Nov 7, 2012; I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

TLC - 'The Human Zoo'

# ? Jun 5, 2015 18:27

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Touching Lotsa Children

# ? Jun 5, 2015 18:28

Lazy_Liberal: Sep 17, 2005; These stones are precious

cumshitter posted:

Touching Lotsa Children

there it is

# ? Jun 5, 2015 18:29

Tacos Al Pastor: Jun 20, 2003

Jack2142 posted:

Execute Josh Duggar!

Hes asked the lord for forgiveness. All is right now.

# ? Jun 5, 2015 18:35

Nanomashoes: Aug 18, 2012

thrawn527 posted:

That's not what TLC stands for anymore. The official line on what TLC stands for now is nothing. It's just TLC.

It's Touching Little Children.

# ? Jun 5, 2015 18:39

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

I love when someone does something hosed up or ethically dubious and then they get all

"THE LIBERAL MEDIA is just hounding me and destroying my career!"

it's like bro maybe you shouldn't be a nutcase and there wouldn't be anything to hound you about.

# ? Jun 5, 2015 18:44

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

lol the molestation controversy section is now longer than the rest of josh bob duggars wikipedia page

also just a reminder that josh bob duggar was executive direct of the family research council whose cofounder was caught going on vacation with a rent boy named lucien several years back

# ? Jun 5, 2015 18:47

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

# ? Jun 5, 2015 18:49

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

These people are worse than the Kardashians

# ? Jun 5, 2015 18:50

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

look I mean yeah 'molestation' is bad :rolleyes:

but the LIBERAL CONSPIRACY that is positively DESTROYING MY CAREER is worse. my mistakes were made in the past, why should I be suffering consequences now? I got away with it back then!

# ? Jun 5, 2015 18:52

Mr. Pumroy: May 20, 2001

duggars say a lot of things that are kinda horseshit

# ? Jun 5, 2015 18:52

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

Just a short clip of the interview with the girls. It's already been quoted here but I don't think a video was posted.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2015/06/04/jill-and-jessa-on-brother-josh-duggar-were-victims/

Too lazy to read the whole thing but here is a statement they posted on their website

http://www.duggarfamily.com/2015/5/duggar-family-statements

quote:

Duggar Family Statements
May 23, 2015

Jim Bob and Michelle:

Back 12 years ago our family went through one of the most difficult times of our lives. When Josh was a young teenager, he made some very bad mistakes and we were shocked. We had tried to teach him right from wrong. That dark and difficult time caused us to seek God like never before. Even though we would never choose to go through something so terrible, each one of our family members drew closer to God. We pray that as people watch our lives they see that we are not a perfect family. We have challenges and struggles everyday. It is one of the reasons we treasure our faith so much because God�s kindness and goodness and forgiveness are extended to us � even though we are so undeserving. We hope somehow the story of our journey � the good times and the difficult times � cause you to see the kindness of God and learn that He can bring you through anything.

Josh:

Twelve years ago, as a young teenager I acted inexcusably for which I am extremely sorry and deeply regret. I hurt others, including my family and close friends. I confessed this to my parents who took several steps to help me address the situation. We spoke with the authorities where I confessed my wrongdoing and my parents arranged for me and those affected by my actions to receive counseling. I understood that if I continued down this wrong road that I would end up ruining my life. I sought forgiveness from those I had wronged and asked Christ to forgive me and come into my life. I would do anything to go back to those teen years and take different actions. In my life today, I am so very thankful for God�s grace, mercy and redemption.

Anna:

I can imagine the shock many of you are going through reading this. I remember feeling that same shock. It was not at the point of engagement, or after we were married - it was two years before Josh asked me to marry him. When my family and I first visited the Duggar Home, Josh shared his past teenage mistakes. I was surprised at his openness and humility and at the same time didn't know why he was sharing it. For Josh he wanted not just me but my parents to know who he really was -- even every difficult past mistakes. At that point and over the next two years, Josh shared how the counseling he received changed his life as he continued to do what he was taught. And when you, our sweet fans, first met me when Josh asked me to marry him... I was able to say, "Yes" knowing who Josh really is - someone who had gone down a wrong path and had humbled himself before God and those whom he had offended. Someone who had received the help needed to change the direction of his life and do what is right. I want to say thank you to those who took time over a decade ago to help Josh in a time of crisis. Your investment changed his life from going down the wrong path to doing what is right. If it weren't for your help I would not be here as his wife � celebrating 6 1/2 years of marriage to a man who knows how to be a gentleman and treat a girl right. Thank you to all of you who tirelessly work with children in crisis, you are changing lives and I am forever grateful for all of you.p

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XMNN: Apr 26, 2008; I am incredibly stupid

jim

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Tacos Al Pastor: Jun 20, 2003

cumshitter posted:

also just a reminder that josh bob duggar was executive direct of the family research council whose cofounder was caught going on vacation with a rent boy named lucien several years back

These Fundamentalists...always trying to one up one another.

# ? Jun 5, 2015 18:57

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

so what you're lookin for is the second dirt driveway after the runoff pond, if you pass the concrete factory you've passed it

# ? Jun 5, 2015 18:59

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

morbid thought but when his kids grow up, do they think "did my dad molest me" or does Josh sit down with them and say "daddy made a mistake but I never touched your pee holder"

# ? Jun 5, 2015 19:00

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

i hope everyone dies

# ? Jun 5, 2015 19:01

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

cumshitter posted:

just a reminder that josh bob duggar was executive direct of the family research council whose cofounder was caught going on vacation with a rent boy named lucien several years back

George Alan Rekers had a bad back. And like any of us taking a two week European vacation who has a bad back, he hired a hot blonde gay teen escort to help him port his luggage across Europe. Nothing untoward happened. In fact, George preached to him about the glory of Jesus Christ and maybe got him to change his evil homosexual ways.

Filthy liberals will twist anything to discredit good, moral people.

# ? Jun 5, 2015 19:21

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Jesus Christ

Some of transcript is out

http://www.people.com/article/jill-duggar-jessa-duggar-josh-duggar-not-pedophile-fox-news-megyn-kelly-interview

quote:

"Josh was a boy, a young boy in puberty and a little too curious about girls," says Jessa. "And that got him into some trouble. And he made some bad choices, but, really, the extent of it was mild � inappropriate touching on fully clothed victims, most of it while [the] girls were sleeping."

Jill, 24, adds that they "didn't even know" about the molestation until Josh had confessed to their parents. "None of the victims were aware of what happened until Joshua confessed," Jessa agrees, adding, "My parents took [us] aside individually, and they said, 'Here's what happened,' and of course at this point, you're shocked."

"I was scared," says Jill, but she adds that she was also "sad" to hear about what her brother had done, "because this is my older brother, who I love a lot. It's conflicting."

"but, really, the extent of it was mild � inappropriate touching on fully clothed victims, most of it while [the] girls were sleeping."

"but, really, the extent of it was mild � inappropriate touching on fully clothed victims, most of it while [the] girls were sleeping."

"but, really, the extent of it was mild � inappropriate touching on fully clothed victims, most of it while [the] girls were sleeping."

Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 19:38 on Jun 5, 2015

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Geoj: May 28, 2008; BITTER POOR PERSON

^
At this point the damage control interviews are little more than the Duggars being handed a coil of rope, and them immediately tying a noose around their necks with it. STOP TALKING.

Zombies' Downfall posted:

even if lena dunham had been 18 when she molested her sister and every single person in the mainstream media and every liberal had come out to defend her i still don't know how gross you have to be to say "LIBERALS DID IT TOO" in defense of your team when somebody molests children

FWIW there really isn't any defending child rape (especially when you have years of being on the record stating rapists should all be executed), and "but both sides do it" is really the only card the right has to play anymore.

Geoj fucked around with this message at 19:45 on Jun 5, 2015

# ? Jun 5, 2015 19:42

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Jesus Christ

Some of transcript is out

http://www.people.com/article/jill-duggar-jessa-duggar-josh-duggar-not-pedophile-fox-news-megyn-kelly-interview

"but, really, the extent of it was mild � inappropriate touching on fully clothed victims, most of it while [the] girls were sleeping."

"but, really, the extent of it was mild � inappropriate touching on fully clothed victims, most of it while [the] girls were sleeping."

"but, really, the extent of it was mild � inappropriate touching on fully clothed victims, most of it while [the] girls were sleeping."

its all relative, actually

# ? Jun 5, 2015 19:43

XMNN: Apr 26, 2008; I am incredibly stupid

Geoj posted:

FWIW there really isn't any defending child rape (especially when you have years of being on the record stating rapists should all be executed), and "but both sides do it" is really the only card the right has to play anymore.

theres not any outright defence of touching kids theres a lot of dissembling of the it was over clothes (except when it wasnt) when they were asleep (except when they werent) and he very sorry and didnt do it again (except when he did) type

# ? Jun 5, 2015 19:45

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

my parents took me aside and said 'hey your brother may have touched you inappropriately' and I was just shocked because he always told me he was checking for satanic influence

# ? Jun 5, 2015 19:48

Leon Einstein: Feb 6, 2012; I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

They're talking out both sides of their mouths. Either it wasn't a big deal or it was. Not this "it was so mild that nobody noticed and I felt really badly that he did something like that".

# ? Jun 5, 2015 19:50

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Darth123123 posted:

its all relative, actually

# ? Jun 5, 2015 19:51

Mr. Pumroy: May 20, 2001

Leon Einstein posted:

They're talking out both sides of their mouths. Either it wasn't a big deal or it was. Not this "it was so mild that nobody noticed and I felt really badly that he did something like that".

skullduggary

# ? Jun 5, 2015 19:54

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Darth123123 posted:

its all relative, actually

lmao

# ? Jun 5, 2015 19:54

Digital Jedi: May 28, 2007; Fallen Rib

XMNN posted:

jim

bob

# ? Jun 5, 2015 19:57

Shroud: May 11, 2009

Chinatown posted:

i hope everyone dies

I have good news for you!

# ? Jun 5, 2015 20:01

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SERPUS posted:

1 part vodka
1 part warm tomato sauce
Stir with fingers.

from a long ways back but :stonk:

# ? Jun 5, 2015 20:53

Mr. Pumroy: May 20, 2001

dammit jim bob, i'm a molester not a licensed therapist!

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Mr. Pumroy: May 20, 2001

dammit jim bob, i'm a pedophile not a cop!

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happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

Hacksaw Jimbob Duggar

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Wondering what kind of training the counselors had who worked with Josh and the girls

http://gawker.com/the-truth-about-josh-duggars-sham-cult-center-counseli-1709335574

Specifically look at the red text

Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Jun 5, 2015

# ? Jun 5, 2015 21:31

Lazy_Liberal: Sep 17, 2005; These stones are precious

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Wondering what kind of training the counselors had who worked with Josh and the girls

Specifically look at the red text

little do they know spirituality is actually an important factor in a lot of mental health assessments/interventions these days

but i guess feeling like you know is just as good as actually knowing

# ? Jun 5, 2015 21:57

Panfilo: Aug 27, 2011; EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Anxiously awaiting Kate Gosselins sage opinion about the matter.

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DONKEY SALAMI: Jun 28, 2008; donkey? donkey?

Wasn't the original tipoff a letter a family member put in a bible that a church member found?

For something the family keeps saying was so forgettable has anyone asked them about this?

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