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keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
God drat it Spicer Galapagos

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Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

Cmon Spangler Gallegos

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

Man Erik Jones is going to fizzle out something fierce when he gets a lovely car in cup.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
If you love NASFACTS then you should look at who the account is following: https://twitter.com/NASFACTS/following

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
20 to go, SRA headed for a solid top 10.

Don't let us down, man.

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

"He's trying to figure out what that young man inside him is gonna do."

Mikey telling us about his first gay experience, how brave

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Hemric can drive the wheel off a barrow

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


not-Danica makes the end of the race exciting.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

You guys (not you gret and Keevo, you're already there) need to hop in IRC more often. Been a good time chatting Trucks tonight.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Jun 6, 2015

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
not a top 10, but close enough for me

good run SRA

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Good run Spinnaker Galakanokus.

L_Harrison
May 22, 2007
I think Spence just likes to spin on purpose for free television exposure. He did the same thing at Dover. Twice.

That right there is a smart man. He knows why people watch NASCAR.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

I won't accept SRA into my heart until he can beat that scoundrel Townley more consistently.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

L_Harrison posted:

I think Spence just likes to spin on purpose for free television exposure. He did the same thing at Dover. Twice.

That right there is a smart man. He knows why people watch NASCAR.

Don't accuse a man of Sponson Galloper's integrity of illegal activities plz

dennyk
Jan 2, 2005

Cheese-Buyer's Remorse

CBJSprague24 posted:

Mason Mingus is inches from punting SRA, then turns up into Brandon Jones.

A Bad Driver.

I feel sorry for the guy. I mean, he's young, so in theory he could improve and eventually become a great driver, but his name will still be Mason Mingus, so his life is pretty well ruined.

On the other hand, our guy Spetsnaz Gallbladder is clearly destined for greatness. :toot:

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Spincycle Galaxyquest better start selling merchandise

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
We have faith in you Spader Galifianakis

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



did not watch the truck race, let's go to nascar.com and see what happened in it

"Matt Crafton dominates Truck race"

w e l p

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


dennyk posted:

I feel sorry for the guy. I mean, he's young, so in theory he could improve and eventually become a great driver, but his name will still be Mason Mingus, so his life is pretty well ruiined.
No, Mason Mingus sucks and this is as good as he's gonna get (he's not any good).

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


VikingSkull posted:

Spincycle Galaxyquest better start selling merchandise

If theres one thing I want for fathers day its a Spooner Galifinakus #23 hat.

Muddy Burphy
Dec 4, 2010

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frogc00l:

he knows...

Boomer The Cannon posted:

No, Mason Mingus sucks and this is as good as he's gonna get (he's not any good).

Mason Mingus is very underwhelming. He couldn't even win an ARCA race FFS

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Lol Trevor Bayne is gonna win won this ARCA race.

dentist toy box fucked around with this message at 21:12 on Jun 6, 2015

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Trevor Bayne is an up and coming driver I tell you

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

Dear NBCSN,

Thanks for showing K an N races. Seriously, those are fun to watch

Yours

Fuzzyskinner

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Jeff Gordon is driving a Penn State-sponsored car today. Why do sports hate me?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

It's a cool paint scheme tainted by the PSU references adorning it.

Chat's here for those who want in: http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/#nascar@irc.synirc.net

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

gently caress YO DRIVERS' COUNCIL.

quote:

"I think what the drivers council will give us the opportunity to do is to make a decision and the drivers will understand that even if that might not be their preferred choice, they got the fact that it was an overwhelming choice for the garage to make," Helton said before Sunday's Axalta 400 at Pocono Raceway. "This will help other drivers understand that, 'Here's what I like, but I get their side too, so NASCAR you make the decision and we'll go with it.' "

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nascar/2015/06/07/brian-france-mike-helton-nascar-drivers-council/28643829/

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



I look forward to seeing how Martin Truex fails to win this race

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Phenomenal timing on Johnson blowing a tire during the mid-race report on him

LASTCAR
Mar 25, 2010

I like the drivers
you never hear about
in the cars
you never see
who finish in the position
you never want


Been meaning to post this; the link to my NASCAR Racing 1999 fantasy racing series on YouTube, complete with commentary: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjZQnMo0uMCHnDXHJRK9b6Js7Th6eAEa3

EDIT: Updated with an actual playlist.

LASTCAR fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Jun 7, 2015

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

Good winner :shobon:

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Hell loving yes :thurman:

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
colepearn

kidcoelacanth posted:

Phenomenal timing on Johnson blowing a tire during the mid-race report on him

*recovers, finishes 3rd*

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Congrats to COLE PEARN on COLE PEARN'S first win in 69 races AND COLE PEARN'S first win as a crew chief. I don't know who the gently caress he's crew chief for because it's all about THE PEARN.

A Good Winner. :unsmith:

LASTCAR
Mar 25, 2010

I like the drivers
you never hear about
in the cars
you never see
who finish in the position
you never want


CBJSprague24 posted:

Congrats to COLE PEARN on COLE PEARN'S first win in 69 races AND COLE PEARN'S first win as a crew chief. I don't know who the gently caress he's crew chief for because it's all about THE PEARN.

A Good Winner. :unsmith:

Current count: 26 mentions, sightings, graphics, etc. for COLE PEARN

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Now it's 28.

...and Truex now has more wins since Spingate than Bowyer.

...in the time I took to type that, it climbed to 30.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


If you don't like Truex winning, then get the gently caress out.

Race owner

Winner ownes

LASTCAR
Mar 25, 2010

I like the drivers
you never hear about
in the cars
you never see
who finish in the position
you never want


CBJSprague24 posted:

Now it's 28.

...and Truex now has more wins since Spingate than Bowyer.

...in the time I took to type that, it climbed to 30.

Brock Beard ‏@LASTCARonBROCK 46s47 seconds ago
32 mentions, sightings, graphics for @colepearn en route to victory today @poconoraceway. #WhatPearnFour

anotherblownsave
Feb 26, 2008

The sponsors will like you better this way, trust me.

Wicked happy for Truex and Pearn. Race wasn't as bad as I expected either

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

LASTCAR posted:

Brock Beard ‏@LASTCARonBROCK 46s47 seconds ago
32 mentions, sightings, graphics for @colepearn en route to victory today @poconoraceway. #WhatPearnFour

http://sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Cole_Pearn

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