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It is increasingly amusing how each of his nonsensical, bullshit theories only start to make sense if you believe his previous nonsensical, bullshit theories. It's like poetry, it rhymes
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Ague Proof posted:You might say the moon is a sort of... satellite ironimoon.gif
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Jun 5, 2015 22:26
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mind the walrus posted:Yes out of the court of jesters, fools, and general autists that is SomethingAwful it's you who pierces the veil. You are indeed the most special snowflake. you have to be at least a little vain to make real art (unironic)
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Jun 5, 2015 22:43
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:A_H did a rape and thought GRRM fans would be amused. i respect him for having strong enough irony to do a rape ironically
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Jun 5, 2015 22:46
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This video owns. This guy is insane as poo poo but yeah both people said crabs in my belly I bet there's a connection or its the most boring turn of phrase to crop up exactly twice ever. It's probably not moon NSA dream invaders though.
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Jun 5, 2015 23:27
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Krinkle posted:This video owns. This guy is insane as poo poo but yeah both people said crabs in my belly I bet there's a connection or its the most boring turn of phrase to crop up exactly twice ever. It's probably not moon NSA dream invaders though. He's going to freak out when he finds out what cancer means
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Jun 5, 2015 23:29
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I clicked on his review of the latest episode why is he calling the night king brandon? Is it a thing he believed in a previous episode that bran the builder is literally the night king? Or what famous brandon is he saying is the night king from before time?
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Jun 5, 2015 23:39
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Krinkle posted:I clicked on his review of the latest episode why is he calling the night king brandon? Is it a thing he believed in a previous episode that bran the builder is literally the night king? Or what famous brandon is he saying is the night king from before time? The show is literally breaking his brain and he's just spouting whatever dumb bullshit he can before he collapses into a gibbering puddle of urine.
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Jun 5, 2015 23:42
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Krinkle posted:I clicked on his review of the latest episode why is he calling the night king brandon? Is it a thing he believed in a previous episode that bran the builder is literally the night king? Or what famous brandon is he saying is the night king from before time? Old Nan suggests the Night's King was a Stark and that his name was Brandon. So this is actually the least stupid thing he believes in
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Jun 5, 2015 23:45
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Ague Proof posted:Old Nan suggests the Night's King was a Stark and that his name was Brandon. So this is actually the least stupid thing he believes in It honestly is kinda weird that the humans, not the Others, were the ones to build a giant gently caress-off 700ft magical ice wall. It makes a lot more sense that the Others built it as a kind of "gently caress off this is our territory" marker.
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Jun 5, 2015 23:50
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPRLiAovXqc Six minutes into this video he says littlefinger is trying to show things to the gods to fulfill prophecy by making sansa only talk to dontos in the godswood, not as an idiot with only a surface level reading might inference, that anywhere there is stone there is a little bird writing down everything they hear on the other side of it. This man is insane. I'm laughing every time he says something like bael[ish] the bard.
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Jun 6, 2015 00:14
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Fly Molo posted:It honestly is kinda weird that the humans, not the Others, were the ones to build a giant gently caress-off 700ft magical ice wall. It makes a lot more sense that the Others built it as a kind of "gently caress off this is our territory" marker. Gotta remember that these were ancient people, like those that built the Great Wall of China and Hadrian's wall and poo poo. What the gently caress else were they going to do all day? They lived in the time between farms feeding everyone so not everyone needs to work, and the enlightenment where leisure meant having poo poo to do. Wake up, build a wall, sleep, repeat x 10,000 makes perfect sense.
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Jun 6, 2015 00:23
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Fly Molo posted:It honestly is kinda weird that the humans, not the Others, were the ones to build a giant gently caress-off 700ft magical ice wall. It makes a lot more sense that the Others built it as a kind of "gently caress off this is our territory" marker. The Starks are descended from the Others. Teach the controversy
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Jun 6, 2015 00:30
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Fly Molo posted:It honestly is kinda weird that the humans, not the Others, were the ones to build a giant gently caress-off 700ft magical ice wall. It makes a lot more sense that the Others built it as a kind of "gently caress off this is our territory" marker. They also had help from elves.
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Jun 6, 2015 01:03
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things underappreciated about Preston Jacobs: the really bad voices he gives to characters when he quotes them and how for a dude who obsessively goes over these books, he still can't manage to pronounce "Catelyn" right like he doesn't call her Caitlin or Catlin, both of which would be acceptable, he says something like "Catiline"
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Jun 6, 2015 01:15
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Fly Molo posted:It honestly is kinda weird that the humans, not the Others, were the ones to build a giant gently caress-off 700ft magical ice wall. It makes a lot more sense that the Others built it as a kind of "gently caress off this is our territory" marker. This always threw me off too. I just let it sit as something GRRM could do to make the wall a real thing. I mean, it must have taken more than one summer/winter cycle to build it, so wouldn't the walkers just come and gently caress everyone up in the winter?  Alternately, the presence of dragons in the world makes magic much more common than it is in "present day." But i really have no idea. I'm just piggybacking off of King in the dark tower stories where magic used to be a big thing and then slowly disappeared. E: If the elves were so great, how come they're all dead!?
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Jun 6, 2015 01:35
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A Major Fucker posted:you have to be at least a little vain to make real art (unironic) Yeah that really wasn't a judgment as much as a point-blank observation.
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Jun 6, 2015 01:40
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Mike N Eich posted:things underappreciated about Preston Jacobs: the really bad voices he gives to characters when he quotes them and how for a dude who obsessively goes over these books, he still can't manage to pronounce "Catelyn" right Roy Dotrice pronounces her name "Cat-eh-lynn." Maybe he listened to the audiobooks before reading. Sometimes it's more pronounced than in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c8JkRC52Vw
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Jun 6, 2015 02:04
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Mike N Eich posted:things underappreciated about Preston Jacobs: the really bad voices he gives to characters when he quotes them and how for a dude who obsessively goes over these books, he still can't manage to pronounce "Catelyn" right Get back to me when someone pronounces Jaime correctly
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syscall girl posted:Get back to me when someone pronounces Jaime correctly You mean "HY-meh", right?
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Lycus posted:You mean "HY-meh", right? Yeah, that's how I read it. Grum all misappropriating cultures 
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Gotta remember that these were ancient people, like those that built the Great Wall of China and Hadrian's wall and poo poo. Well it's either ~*~MAGIC~*~ or GURRRRRRM is a hack writer with no sense of scale who has no loving idea how implausible it is because he's too busy getting shitdick. Oh wait it's both!
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Jun 6, 2015 03:14
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Mike N Eich posted:I'm still pretty sure that Doran will reveal a plan allying with Dany, perhaps with Trystane marrying her, or something else. Whether that plan will involve Jaime, or whomever, I dunno. Tyrion seemed to conspicuously leave out Dorne when talking about potential Seven Kingdom alliances. Which takes me back to the fact that I am not even sure what the seven kingdoms even are.
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Invicta{HOG}, M.D. posted:Tyrion seemed to conspicuously leave out Dorne when talking about potential Seven Kingdom alliances. north iron islands vale riverlands reach stormlands westlands then tgeres alsothe region kings landing is in and dorne so ya, nine kingdoms really but weve already established he cant loving count
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Jun 6, 2015 03:42
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ChrisHansen posted:
They're not? Bran and Meera and
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Blind Sally posted:They're not? Bran and Meera and Also the ghost of high heart, yeah?
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Lycus posted:You mean "HY-men", right?
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Gonna sperg a bit. The Riverlands aren't counted because when the targs originally conquered the area, it was held by the Iron Islands and later on was made into an independent realm or some such nonsense when some greyjoy got uppity. Kings Landing doesn't count in the sense that it's not a kingdom unto itself, but the seat of power for the entire continent.
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I like the giant leaps of logic Preston Jacobs makes. Like Euron says "we will feast before the fall of night" obviously meaning that the Ironborn will get a bunch of land and loot in the near future but Preston somehow reads this as "I want the Long Night to happen".Blind Sally posted:They're not? Bran and Meera and Also the others are snow elves.
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From the Politically Loaded Maps thread:No Safe Word posted:Though not all that politically loaded, I know we love terrible map coloring, so here's IMDb's "which GoT characters are most popular in each state" map: Hawaii: the new worst state. Wyoming and South Carolina: very surprising. PittTheElder fucked around with this message at 09:14 on Jun 6, 2015 |
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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Nym sand isn't even the drat titty sand snake.
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Why in the gently caress does Arizona and South Carolina have the best opinions about favorite show characters
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Krinkle posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPRLiAovXqc lol these videos
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Jun 6, 2015 11:28
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TommyGun85 posted:north those are just the regions. there were seven literal kingdoms before the targaryens came but some of them split up
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Knuc U Kinte posted:Nym sand isn't even the drat titty sand snake. i want to look at and feel some tits
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Jun 6, 2015 11:46
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A Major Fucker posted:those are just the regions. there were seven literal kingdoms before the targaryens came but some of them split up Yes the riverlands weren't one of the seven kingdoms during the time of Aegon's conquest, they were ruled by the iron islands via king Harren the Black whose seat was in Harrenhall. The titular seven kingdoms were the stormlands, the reach, dorne, the north, the iron isles, the vale and the westerlands.
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emanresu tnuocca posted:Yes the riverlands weren't one of the seven kingdoms during the time of Aegon's conquest, they were ruled by the iron islands via king Harren the Black whose seat was in Harrenhall. which raises my question, what kingdom were kings landing, dragonstone, stokeworth, etc. part of? stormlands?
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TommyGun85 posted:which raises my question, what kingdom were kings landing, dragonstone, stokeworth, etc. part of? stormlands? Either the Stormlands or as I understood it they were basically the Targ kindgom and not counted because the Targs were the divine fuckers who took over from outside.
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King's landing did not exist prior to Aegon's conquest, he founded the city, there was only a small fishing village in that spot before that, at the time of the conquest the area was under the rule of king Harren, I'd assume that the southern portions closer to Storm's End were controlled by the storm king until they were conquered by Aegon and Orys Baratheon (who married the daughter of the last storm king).
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