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recap of the inventory: Burger w toenails comically oversized joint pot of coffee Belt Door Key Drill Self Adhesive Door hook Duct Tape |
# ? Jun 5, 2015 19:49 |
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only one of those items will get us unstuck from the ice and i don't like the sound of it... |
# ? Jun 5, 2015 19:51 |
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>urinate |
# ? Jun 5, 2015 20:11 |
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Who Dat posted:>urinate then get off the ice before it re freezes Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
# ? Jun 5, 2015 20:46 |
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your bladder is empty! |
# ? Jun 5, 2015 21:08 |
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A LOVELY LAD posted:recap of the inventory: is the coffee hot put it on your stuck butt |
# ? Jun 5, 2015 22:41 |
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A LOVELY LAD posted:your bladder is empty! drink coffee |
# ? Jun 5, 2015 22:42 |
> give Mr Talty the burger
paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 22:56 |
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blaze that joint |
# ? Jun 5, 2015 23:10 |
all of these are good actions to take given the situation
paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 23:13 |
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Sweet_Joke_Nectar posted:is the coffee hot Then use the giant blunt as a club to fight the evil ice skating Irishman. |
# ? Jun 6, 2015 01:24 |
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ChrisHansen posted:Then use the giant blunt as a club to fight the evil ice skating Irishman. you use the warm coffee to release your bunghole from the ice and swing wildly at taslty with the comically oversided joint Talty is no fool on the ice! He effortly dodges your swings |
# ? Jun 6, 2015 15:05 |
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CAT BRUSH posted:> give Mr Talty the burger you drift soem distance from talty and throw the burger at him to appease him, he blocks with his forearm, decimating the burger! |
# ? Jun 6, 2015 15:32 |
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but whats this? Tim starts spluttering and choking, his face swells up and turns red! He is allergic to sesame seeds! (or toenails maybe) M...Y EPPPPPIPEN - MY POKETTT! he gasps |
# ? Jun 6, 2015 15:49 |
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poo poo! help him > reach into his pocket > take epi pen > jam epi pen in his eye > stick around a while to see if he's ok then keep his epi pen |
# ? Jun 6, 2015 16:03 |
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check tim talty's pockets for loot |
# ? Jun 6, 2015 16:07 |
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clip his toenails |
# ? Jun 7, 2015 14:43 |
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watch |
# ? Jun 7, 2015 21:19 |
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you scour through Tim Taltys pockets and find an invoice for millions and millions in cash obtained through trafficing puffins and other exotic birds illegally for consumption by the super rich! These are the funds hes using to build his ice rinks! He will go away for a long time for this atrocity! So that explains the sudden decrease in gannets! ya see what hes got is these eyelids..so ya gotta bring the needle down in a - a stabbing motion! one....two.... THREE! |
# ? Jun 7, 2015 21:57 |
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be nice and cover up the scandal and don't report it to the police but in return he must give you an exotic bird maybe two or three, even you could use some animal followers on your quest plus he owes you a solid for saving his life but keep the invoices because you might need paper later on blinking beacon nose fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Jun 7, 2015 |
# ? Jun 7, 2015 22:31 |
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soory folks I was hoping to make a bigger finale but instead ill have to do a cop out ending like deus ex or fallout the police were already on their way due to the fighting as was an abulance since you called it tim talty was jailed and kirk got a pet osprey from the bird protection foundation. E: and his house didnt get demolished A LOVELY LAD fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Jun 8, 2015 |
# ? Jun 8, 2015 23:12 |
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well at least give us our oldschool adventure game score
google THIS fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Jun 8, 2015 |
# ? Jun 8, 2015 23:19 |
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google THIS posted:well at least give us our oldschool adventure game score 4 |
# ? Jun 8, 2015 23:27 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:59 |
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points lost mainly for peeing up your own bum and getting your bum stuck to ice and leaving the burger behind points gained for clipping toenails |
# ? Jun 8, 2015 23:28 |