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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Funky See Funky Do posted:

Well, since you asked so nicely ok.

Does anyone know the demographic this show is targeting? Are they getting their ad bucks from people viewing it as a freak show or from more sympathetic groups?
Idiots who watch reality shows and sympathetic morons.

Dunham's demographic is stupid self-centered millenials.

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Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Dunham and Duggars are like horseshoe theory but with diddling instead of politics

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

Frosted Flake posted:


e: unrelated, but there's also one of those bridal shows just for fat chicks

This is the most important show on my DVR these days :getin:

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

comments are precious

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
My name is a Jimming Word.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Josh wouldn't have put his hand in his sisters box if it he weren't tempted by that Bene Geseret witch.

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset

Free Market Mambo posted:

My name is a Jimming Word.

Ok, I finally laughed at this one.

Yermaw Zahoor
Feb 24, 2009
Jim Bob down n Duggar

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

Jim Bob drowning his "little maker" in Michelle to make the Water of Life

Job Truniht
Nov 7, 2012

MY POSTS ARE REAL RETARDED, SIR
Five Duggar's Burgers

Medium Chungus
Feb 19, 2012
It is by will alone I set my pedobear in motion. It is by the juice of Jesus that thoughts acquire boners, the name acquires police reports, police reports become a warning. It is by will alone I set my pedobear in motion.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

thegalagakid posted:

It is by will alone I set my pedobear in motion. It is by the juice of Jesus that thoughts acquire boners, the name acquires police reports, police reports become a warning. It is by will alone I set my pedobear in motion.

sniped me, mofo!

here's mine

It is through sin alone that I molest my sister. It is by the smell of her panties that my cock becomes hard, the sheets acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is through sin alone that I molest my sister.

Medium Chungus
Feb 19, 2012

uber_stoat posted:

sniped me, mofo!

here's mine

It is through sin alone that I molest my sister. It is by the smell of her panties that my cock becomes hard, the sheets acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is through sin alone that I molest my sister.

:golfclap:

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
The josh must pedo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UcCQP1fkD0

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

Josh could see it, something in the air....the smell of tater tots...

He looked at Mchelle. "What has she done to me?" he thought.

Stretched out before him int eh intemrinable intermanability of the ceaseless flow of genetics, one link wrapping aorund another, each convergence creating a myriad of pathways, unknown, all possible future were there in Josh's Genetic memory, and he could see them all, all the countless possible sisters at once. Bt in none of those visions did Josh see his finger inside Jinger.
"this is an area untouched by my prescience...I'd best be carefu" he thought.

And yet he could see, in none of the futures was there a sister he could diddle to avoid unleasing the hordes across the galaxy. They would die with his name on their lips. "DUGGAR!" and tell camprfire tales of all the sisters he pleased, and if he stopped now? they'd simply speak in baostful tones on Fox News of his pious restraint.

The little girl continued to sleep. "Witch!" Josh thought to himself. "They knew this would happen. It's all part of some agenda!

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Please don't write fanfiction about incestual child molestation.

Tacos Al Pastor
Jun 20, 2003

Panfilo posted:

This is gonna make a great Lifetime Channel movie.

Or Dr Phil episode.

"DIHD YOO COVER UP THE MOLESTATION?!?!"

Shroud
May 11, 2009
Josh should have recited the Litany Against Touching more often:

I must not touch.
Touching is the mind-killer.
Touching is the little-sister that brings total incarceration.
I will face my sister.
I will permit her to pass over me and through me.
And when she has gone past I will turn to Jesus to see her path.
Where the sister has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
I wonder at what number of kids it was simply for the mom to push out the next, check the gender, maybe name it, then pass it off to an older sister and never worry about it again.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Cowslips Warren posted:

I wonder at what number of kids it was simply for the mom to push out the next, check the gender, maybe name it, then pass it off to an older sister and never worry about it again.

two

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Pretty sure they just keep trying for a kid that won't disappoint them. Still no luck.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
DAMMIT, JOSH!

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Say Nothing posted:

DAMMIT, JOSH!



What the loving gently caress

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Fiend posted:

What the loving gently caress

Quoting you so I dont have to quote that.....



What...... The....... gently caress..... gently caress .... Is..... That....

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
He's a comedian goofing it up... in a strange way.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7YY6kheoYw

Dutch TV host, the lyrics are fake but cant find a better vid of it on YT.

Edit: Dude looks like one of the Garbage Pail Kid Movie characters.

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
With these suits, properly maintained, we can minimize our loss of Jim Bob's semen to a thimble full a day

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

happyhippy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7YY6kheoYw

Dutch TV host, the lyrics are fake but cant find a better vid of it on YT.

this video is good enough because it has a very angry dutchman giving us the deets on the pedosexual in the comments

Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE

Amarcarts posted:

With these suits, properly maintained, we can minimize our loss of Jim Bob's semen to a thimble full a day

Haha drat dude is wearing his daughters as stillsuits

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

B

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

O

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.
I'm glad this thread has reached the erotic fan fiction stage.

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


if you're gonna spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on an anti rape house maybe you should take a few minutes and think about why you had a rape house to begin with

jim bob

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

art thou a duggar of the mind? a quiverfull creation proceeding from the sex-oppressed brain?

jim. bob.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Clochette posted:

Lena's sister actually defended her on Twitter. It's really loving weird.





uggggggggggh

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Robotnik Nudes posted:

On Caladan we ruled by sea and air power. Here on Arkansas we will need Duggar power.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Obstacle2 posted:

These references are all messed up.

bim job duggar is definitely the baron harkonnen but the one from the david lynch film that wants to gently caress his own offspring and is also gay

he wanted to gently caress his nephew in the book too

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

when i say jim y'all say bob

JIM

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Bob

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solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
oops i accidentally banged my sister

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