METAL GEAR SOLID V - Kaz... I'm already a horse poop

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CharlieWhiskey: Aug 18, 2005; everything, all the time

this is the world

Blargh I can't read these spoilers or i will feel ashamed of my words and deeds

# ? Jun 9, 2015 23:22

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# ? May 19, 2024 18:43

net cafe scandal: Mar 18, 2011

Terminally Bored posted:

Ha ha, so the collectors edition just unlocks more shield and camo colors to choose from. Pathetic.

One more spoiler from that 4chan guy, regarding Quiet and Cipher:
Huey has been working for Cipher designing supersoldiers (The Skulls mentioned in the previews) and Quiet was part of that program, that's why she has some of their powers. Oh, and Cipher is now run by Skullface who got the Philosophers Legacy. It's actually Zero who asks you to hunt down Cipher.

and a really loving crazy one which I hope isn't true:
Kaz is racist and he drops the n bomb during the game
they would face ridiculous backlash if this was actually the case

You sure it's the same guy?

# ? Jun 9, 2015 23:22

DLC Inc: Jun 1, 2011

lol "information" from 4chan

# ? Jun 9, 2015 23:24

Terminally Bored: Oct 31, 2011; Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name

It's 4chan, out of 6 or so spoiler posts he made I'd call two of them semi-believable

# ? Jun 9, 2015 23:25

net cafe scandal: Mar 18, 2011

MinibarMatchman posted:

lol "information" from 4chan

The most honest community on the net, imo.

# ? Jun 9, 2015 23:27

Terminally Bored: Oct 31, 2011; Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name

Someone should make a steam group btw so we could invade each other bases

And by invading bases I mean this:

# ? Jun 9, 2015 23:32

croutonZA: Jan 5, 2011

Terminally Bored posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD7915opVB0

So basically she had clone babies, sent Snake a very long tape, ran off to Eastern Europe and became mother to a bunch of soldiers?

Terminally Bored posted:

and a really loving crazy one which I hope isn't true:
Kaz is racist and he drops the n bomb during the game
they would face ridiculous backlash if this was actually the case

Was this even part of his character before? I can get being upset with Afghans and Russians because of the whole torturing thing and throwing some slurs their way but to just randomly being all "gently caress black people" is really weird. Not buying it.

# ? Jun 9, 2015 23:36

Terminally Bored: Oct 31, 2011; Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name

croutonZA posted:

Was this even part of his character before? I can get being upset with Afghans and Russians because of the whole torturing thing and throwing some slurs their way but to just randomly being all "gently caress black people" is really weird. Not buying it.

It does sound really stupid but at the same time Kojima said he wanted to explore controversial themes like race in the game.

# ? Jun 9, 2015 23:41

net cafe scandal: Mar 18, 2011

he also said he was touching on taboos that could (possibly did) get him kicked out of the industry.

# ? Jun 9, 2015 23:42

net cafe scandal: Mar 18, 2011

I still don't believe it though.

# ? Jun 9, 2015 23:43

Butt Ghost: Nov 23, 2013

net cafe scandal posted:

(regarding quality/content of cassette tapes)

That final spoiler makes this whole thing seem like bullshit. I think they're trying to start a rumor that the entire game is just Psycho Mantis fuckery and Not What We Think It Is.

# ? Jun 9, 2015 23:43

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Nanomachines. All of it was nanomachines.

# ? Jun 9, 2015 23:58

Kithkar: Apr 23, 2011; I'm gonna RENOVATE your ass!

Worst Girl posted:

That final spoiler makes this whole thing seem like bullshit. I think they're trying to start a rumor that the entire game is just Psycho Mantis fuckery and Not What We Think It Is.

To be fair, given Kojima and the subject matter, that is as likely as it isn't at this point.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 00:00

Veotax: May 16, 2006

Worst Girl posted:

That final spoiler makes this whole thing seem like bullshit. I think they're trying to start a rumor that the entire game is just Psycho Mantis fuckery and Not What We Think It Is.

I'd assume that would be a late game twist if true, and I don't think any of the press played that far into the game. Not past the first half at least.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 00:06

Davincie: Jul 7, 2008

im curious what the taboo is but i don't want to spoil it. what direction is it? big boss kill a kid?

# ? Jun 10, 2015 00:07

net cafe scandal: Mar 18, 2011

it's a fake leak that Kaz says friend of the family.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 00:08

EvilTobaccoExec: Dec 22, 2003; Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts!

it's a real leak that Kaz says friend of the family

# ? Jun 10, 2015 00:18

TexMexFoodbaby: Sep 6, 2011; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Either way I'll be happy.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 00:23

Babe Magnet: Jun 2, 2008

I hope there's no buildup to it, you're just hanging out on base and he stubs his toe and yells SIXTY NIGGERS like it's reflexive

# ? Jun 10, 2015 00:24

EvilTobaccoExec: Dec 22, 2003; Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts!

I need niggers! 61!

# ? Jun 10, 2015 00:27

Ruddha: Jan 21, 2006; when you realize how cool and retarded everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky

Kazuhira Miller the N Word Thriller

# ? Jun 10, 2015 00:28

Babe Magnet: Jun 2, 2008

I just can't deal with all these, all these...

[pulls BB behind a crate and says really low] niggers

in this base!

# ? Jun 10, 2015 00:29

Davincie: Jul 7, 2008

i thought you guys were joking but nope really lol

# ? Jun 10, 2015 00:32

TexMexFoodbaby: Sep 6, 2011; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Konami actively fired Kojima for killing racism.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 00:35

Funky Valentine: Feb 26, 2014; Dojyaa~an

BB: Kaz, what do you think about this Rhodesia stuff?
Kaz: [Bowser voice] friend of the family!

# ? Jun 10, 2015 00:49

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

METAL GEAR SOLID V - The Phantom Pain: Kaz says friend of the family

# ? Jun 10, 2015 00:56

Under the vegetable: Nov 2, 2004; by Smythe

Terminally Bored posted:

Ha ha, so the collectors edition just unlocks more shield and camo colors to choose from. Pathetic.

One more spoiler from that 4chan guy, regarding Quiet and Cipher:
Huey has been working for Cipher designing supersoldiers (The Skulls mentioned in the previews) and Quiet was part of that program, that's why she has some of their powers. Oh, and Cipher is now run by Skullface who got the Philosophers Legacy. It's actually Zero who asks you to hunt down Cipher.

and a really loving crazy one which I hope isn't true:
Kaz is racist and he drops the n bomb during the game
they would face ridiculous backlash if this was actually the case

kojima said the game's theme is "RACE" so i hope this is in fact true

# ? Jun 10, 2015 00:56

Ghosts n Gopniks: Nov 2, 2004; Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.

Terminally Bored posted:

There may be microtransactions in the game

That sounds exactly like the timer on the Android/iOS Mother Base building app. It builds in realtime, it gets great boosts when you complete missions or whatev in GZ and sync it to it, and it is only going to be a deal for sad types desperate for something to take out their Hayter-mouring rage on.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 00:58

net cafe scandal: Mar 18, 2011

ITs fake cuz nobodys written an editorial on it yet.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 01:02

Mogomra: Nov 5, 2005; simply having a wonderful time

If Master Miller says the word "friend of the family" in Metal Gear Solid, can you guys even imagine how many more sales Konami'll get from gamers in the KKK? Kudos to Kojima for hitting all the demographics.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 01:16

Blackheart: Mar 22, 2013

They played us like a drat n*gger!

# ? Jun 10, 2015 01:18

Ghosts n Gopniks: Nov 2, 2004; Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.

Blackheart posted:

They played us like a drat n*gger!

# ? Jun 10, 2015 01:21

Funky Valentine: Feb 26, 2014; Dojyaa~an

MrLonghair posted:

# ? Jun 10, 2015 01:23

croutonZA: Jan 5, 2011

Tbh, since they're in southern Africa and Apartheid was a thing still, that slur would be outta place. Gotta go with the K word for authenticity.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 01:35

Paranoid Dude: Jul 6, 2014

I feel like the only reason/context that would explain Kaz saying friend of the family would be him trying to taunt the black kids. From Africa. Who have no idea the connotation behind the word.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 01:37

swimming anime: Jan 4, 2006

As half japanese and half american, miller is the most racist type of person possible

# ? Jun 10, 2015 01:41

Funky Valentine: Feb 26, 2014; Dojyaa~an

Paranoid Dude posted:

I feel like the only reason/context that would explain Kaz saying friend of the family would be him trying to taunt the black kids. From Africa. Who have no idea the connotation behind the word.

I think Rhodesian kids would definitely know the connotations of the word.

A favorite phrase to throw around during the later parts of Ian Smith's tenure was "friend of the family lover".

# ? Jun 10, 2015 01:41

Paranoid Dude: Jul 6, 2014

Funky Valentine posted:

I think Rhodesian kids would definitely know the connotations of the word.

A favorite phrase to throw around during the later parts of Ian Smith's tenure was "friend of the family lover".

You bring up a good point, although I believe the children (specifically the recurring three from the trailers) are Congolese.

That doesn't mean that they wouldn't be familiar with the term though.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 01:50

Jack Trades: Nov 30, 2010

I can't wait to see what crazy shenanigans Kojima came up with with my own eyes.
Considering everything we've heard so far, even disregarding the unconfirmed stuff, MGSV is gonna be the craziest of crazy Kojima shenanigans.

Shenanigans.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 01:57

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# ? May 19, 2024 18:43

acksplode: May 17, 2004

Now this is my kind of pre-release speculation!!!!

# ? Jun 10, 2015 02:13

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