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They kill clean, don't let dames get in the way
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Jun 8, 2015 19:14
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Oh, no, no! What I went through today was "like a nightmare." What happened when I was 16? That is my life. (The whole thing is too long to call a line, but this monolog is just so... funny, typical... it's so Venture.)
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Jun 8, 2015 19:39
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Every story about how old team venture treated rusty is hilariously dark. not today, rusty, not today
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Jun 8, 2015 19:45
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My favorite Hank line: Hank: Brock, if pirates really exist, I mean, Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy could even be real, right? It's like all bets are off! Brock: Hank nobody ever said pirates don't exist. Hank: So you agree with me that this is impossible!
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Jun 8, 2015 23:50
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Sash! posted:They kill clean, don't let dames get in the way This is my favorite for giving the follow-up line "It's like he channels dead crazy people."
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Jun 9, 2015 00:23
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RandallODim posted:This is my favorite for giving the follow-up line "It's like he channels dead crazy people." Which leads to the ever so introspective "Do you think it's a cry for help?", one of my personal favorites.
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Jun 9, 2015 05:40
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I still love: Billy Quizboy: "But why can't I hear them?" Red Mantle: "Because you are sane!"
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Jun 9, 2015 08:23
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Pretty much any line from the episode where Hank gets laid, but outside of that I loving adore Geathers and Brock riffing on the strippers sad tits. Mournful tits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtB_jvznaNM
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johntfs posted:I still love: TOO SOON!
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Jun 9, 2015 14:35
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tarlibone posted:Oh, no, no! What I went through today was "like a nightmare." What happened when I was 16? That is my life. It's time like that you understand why Rusty is so hosed up, as clearly he life was pretty loving dark.
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Jun 9, 2015 15:52
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the boy is gonna see somebody die and if he doesn't want it to be his father, he's gonna pull that trigger
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Jun 9, 2015 16:17
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Hey why do you still have tits Just the delivery and the sudden cut to ending sets me off
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Jun 9, 2015 16:30
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Since this started as a Post Your Favorite Hank Quote I feel the need to share mine. from Showdown at Cremation Creek II "Hello-ski! I am, how you say, Russian Guyovich"
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Jun 9, 2015 16:47
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The Piper posted:Since this started as a Post Your Favorite Hank Quote I feel the need to share mine. you're not gonna... bad touch me, are you?
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Jun 9, 2015 17:16
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Ever since the Iron Mans, everybody wants the robot heart. _________________ Jour mother! *slap* jour father! *slap* jour mother! *slap, cue incoherent sobbing*
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Jun 9, 2015 17:40
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Hank, leave the man alone. Just because he's black doesn't mean he has The Shining.
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Jun 9, 2015 18:22
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Every story about how old team venture treated rusty is hilariously dark. The "Self-Medication" episode, which showed the other boy adventurers, really drove that one home. Yeah, Rusty is a major gently caress-up, but he's still more stable than his peers. That episode also had... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9pwuADv3ak
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that was a great rusty episode - I mean, I can't even get an erection now unless I'm tied to a chair with a time bomb taped to my chest.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:the boy is gonna see somebody die and if he doesn't want it to be his father, he's gonna pull that trigger I love the line leading up to that. Referring to the rifle, Col. Gentleman says, "That baby's gonna kick like a virgin, so have to re-level quick!" It's going to kick like a virgin. That says so much about the Colonel, and even more when you consider the fact that this is what he tells a child who is being tasked with killing a man. Well, a man-jackal hybrid, at any rate.
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Jun 9, 2015 22:54
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tarlibone posted:I love the line leading up to that. Referring to the rifle, Col. Gentleman says, "That baby's gonna kick like a virgin, so have to re-level quick!" haha, I'm not sure I ever fully parsed that line
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Jun 9, 2015 23:02
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How are the Monarch's parents connected to Dr. Venture? Just saw the episode where Monarch is flipping out over the polaroid.
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Jun 10, 2015 00:29
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Panfilo posted:How are the Monarch's parents connected to Dr. Venture? Just saw the episode where Monarch is flipping out over the polaroid. It's heavily implied that they 'swung' together, and when Monarch's parents died in a plane crash, it's thought that Jonas Sr. turned Monarch's father into Vendata, imperfectly blanking his memory while doing so, which seems to come back in snippets when Vendata is under duress.
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Jun 10, 2015 00:37
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I love how there are all these characters that are just so brimming with charisma that you kind of love them, but every so often they drop a little thing to reassure you that they are awful and have done horrible things. And then there's people like Doc Venture who are the inverse of that.
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SlothfulCobra posted:And then there's people like Doc Venture who are the inverse of that. ...who put the heart of an orphan into a virtual sex box.
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Jun 10, 2015 00:44
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Colonel Gentleman: "I don't want to get clean, I want to get filthy!"
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Jun 10, 2015 00:45
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The first time I heard Col. Gentleman I wondered for a second if they'd actually gotten Connery to do the voice, but then realized it's one of the most aped voices in existence.
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Jun 10, 2015 00:47
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It's like they made a character out of the version of Sean Connery from Weekend Update.
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Jun 10, 2015 01:35
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BIG HEADLINE posted:...who put the heart of an orphan into a virtual sex box. Hey now, it was a joy can, and it can totally be more than just a sexbox. That's, you know, just what it happens to be the best at being, that's all.
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Panfilo posted:How are the Monarch's parents connected to Dr. Venture? Just saw the episode where Monarch is flipping out over the polaroid. The only connection is that Vendata was in a horrific plane crash in which his wife died. The Monarch mentions that he was in a plane crash and ran off into the woods where he lived with butterflies then went back to the city to collect his inheritance. If the two crashes are one and the same, it's likely that Venture Industries went to the crash site and saw everyone was dead. Then they collected the man to try to turn him into Venturion. He went crazy, tried to choke Rusty to death (metal murder man) and later became Vendata. So if Vendata is his father, it could be that he was friends with Jonas. Then Jonas used his dead friend in an experiment. Much like Humongeloid was shrunk down and abandoned by Jonas. Cojawfee fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Jun 10, 2015 |
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Jun 10, 2015 02:27
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I already know that you used to be a pedestrian
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Its also totally Jonas Sr and Crew to go to the crash site, count bodies, come up one short (the kid/Monarch), and just sort of go "welp whatever."
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Jun 10, 2015 04:02
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I kinda want to see the non-Orb related Adventures of Col. Venture and his Teutonic Manservet Sandow. I'm sorry you smell like spoiled fruit! I smell of fresh cut flowers!
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Sash! posted:Its also totally Jonas Sr and Crew to go to the crash site, count bodies, come up one short (the kid/Monarch), and just sort of go "welp whatever." In the background Kano loads Mrs. Monarch into the X-1. Jonas squats down and moves to check Malcolm's pulse when Col Gentleman yells 'This ones alive!' Team Venture kicks into high gear and loads Vendata's broken husk of a body into the X-1 and immediately takes off. Malcolm wakes up rubbing his head.
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One of my favorite bits is when Shore Leave bitches about having Dean on his football team. The delivery is fantastic. Nyeh~eh! Dean! e: Oh man I forgot about another good one, and in the same clip even! - "I really wanted to be skins." Vanrushal fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Jun 10, 2015 |
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Jun 10, 2015 04:30
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Vanrushal posted:One of my favorite bits is when Shore Leave bitches about having Dean on his football team. The delivery is fantastic. "There's somebody in my car."
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:"There's somebody in my car." Alright, that is a legitimate superpower. (I've seen him do that from another country away.) One of my favorite lines, for reasons I don't really understand, has become an inside joke at my house. If my wife or son or I are eating any little candy like M&M's or Skittles, and someone asks for some, they get one, and the response is, "One? A skittle?"
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tarlibone posted:One of my favorite lines, for reasons I don't really understand, has become an inside joke at my house. If my wife or son or I are eating any little candy like M&M's or Skittles, and someone asks for some, they get one, and the response is, "One? A skittle?" Same. We've all been there and argh.
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That whole episode was so great. Especially with Dr. O. "This isn't a gallagher two PERFORMANCE." And then when they get to Rusty's Invisible Harem. "And there should be laughing. And mirth. and rear end grabbing!" " Dude just do it he's upping the ante!" " I demand kissing and I also demand.. 2ND BASE!" Shindragon fucked around with this message at 06:37 on Jun 10, 2015 |
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Did anyone forget the title of this thread?
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