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PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD

Darthemed posted:

I feel like if WHM ever gets around to doing The Stupids, they'll have a little more fun with it than they expected.

I think that's what I'm calling in. Either that or The Pest. The Stupids is more wall-to-wall ridiculous but The Pest has Jeffrey Jones. And each film has one weird out-of-place racist scene!

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Super-NintendoUser
Jan 16, 2004

COWABUNGERDER COMPADRES
Soiled Meat

Firstborn posted:

Little Monsters is terrible. That's such a great request.

Little Monsters gave me nightmares for years and years. Like I watched it when I was 10, and I had nightmares until I was almost out of high school.

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest
The Pest does have John Legauizamo clicking his heels together and counting his farts like the vampire from Sesame Street. Tough call there. Also our old friend Jeffrey Jones! I love the Stay Tuned episode.

Firstborn fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Jun 11, 2015

Vakal
May 11, 2008
I have my request lined up and ready to go for this year.

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!

Vakal posted:

I have my request lined up and ready to go for this year.



gently caress, that's the movie I originally wanted to request and forgot about. They have to do this movie just so I can hear their take on that horrible horrible sex scene on the trampoline.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
2005 was a weird year for me, so I had no idea that Stealth was even a movie that existed.

:stare: Holy poo poo.

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow

precision posted:

2005 was a weird year for me, so I had no idea that Stealth was even a movie that existed.

:stare: Holy poo poo.

I remember seeing trailers for it.

What an odd, odd movie. WHM's summation of it made it seem weird and oddly structured as a narrative. Also there's an evil robot that loves nu-metal

Scratchman Apoo
Mar 27, 2011

Vakal posted:

I have my request lined up and ready to go for this year.



I thought I was the only one who remembered this movie. I just remembered seeing a clip of it on HBO and I assumed it was a horror movie.

Turns out it was just a lovely comedy.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
But there is a lot of odd, off putting horror stuff in it too.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
Having not seen Stealth I wondered just what pants Jessica Biel was wearing to find the Male Gaze at 10,000 feet. Skimming through the movie on youtube I find that her North Korea pants look tighter than her pants in Blade 3. Amazing.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Biel is a really good actor but she was just coming off the TCM remake and was only really known for her fabulous body at the time.

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

I'd love hear them do The Last Boy Scout. I love that movie.

Heteroy
Mar 13, 2004

:fork::fork::fork:
Yam Slacker
Tammy and the T Rex, just because I can't believe it's an actual thing.

If I want to hear them be hilariously angry at a movie I might suggest Drop Dead Fred.

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





I've already got mine lined up, because I was going to suggest it last year before it occurred to me how perfect Buried Alive was for the show. But, basically, I've got to hear them tear into Christmas Do-Over. It's in that subgenre of "let's get rid of mom's new boyfriend" family movies that they hold so dear, except mom's new boyfriend is an actual earthbound saint and Jay Mohr is the reprehensible protagonist. It's pure, refined discomfort.

MinionOfCthulhu
Oct 28, 2005

I got this title for free due to my proximity to an idiot who wanted to save $5 on an avatar by having someone else spend $9.95 instead.

Heteroy posted:

Tammy and the T Rex, just because I can't believe it's an actual thing.

#donotworryaboutpaulwalker :(

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





precision posted:

2005 was a weird year for me, so I had no idea that Stealth was even a movie that existed.

:stare: Holy poo poo.

I wanted to address this earlier but I forgot so, here, please enjoy this actual real screengrab from the movie, showing a village getting covered in radioactive dust



That's not supposed to be a computer recreation or just a quick shot as the camera pans, this lingers for long enough that you can practically make out the Google Earth watermark.



2005

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!

Gyges posted:

Having not seen Stealth I wondered just what pants Jessica Biel was wearing to find the Male Gaze at 10,000 feet. Skimming through the movie on youtube I find that her North Korea pants look tighter than her pants in Blade 3. Amazing.

Man, why are there so many fake copies of Stealth on Youtube? Even weirder most of them were uploaded in the last week.

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

I already know what I'm calling in: Exit to Eden. A weird softcore porn 50 Shades of Grey 20 years before its time, starring Rosie O'Donnell and Dan Aykroyd. I saw it on HBO at 3 in the morning once and it was something you really have to see to believe.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Just listened to the Alex Jones/Bill Hicks episode of Blame it on Outer Space. It is everything I wanted. The only thing is that they didn't mention Alex Jones' first film role was Linklater's first film, Slacker.

Also, somehow I didn't know that Alex Jones is about my age. He seriously seems like he should be way older since that puts him as a 19 year old in Slacker, which doesn't seem right.

fake edit: Wait, no, he would have been 16 but also IMDB tells me he isn't in it anyway. Did someone change the Matrix again? :tinfoil:

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
You know what was a good year for movies? 1999. I don't know if it was people being afraid of Y2K or something but as a year as a whole, 1999 produced a huge amount of amazing films.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
1999 was also an order of magnitude better for albums than most years.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

precision posted:

Just listened to the Alex Jones/Bill Hicks episode of Blame it on Outer Space. It is everything I wanted. The only thing is that they didn't mention Alex Jones' first film role was Linklater's first film, Slacker.

Also, somehow I didn't know that Alex Jones is about my age. He seriously seems like he should be way older since that puts him as a 19 year old in Slacker, which doesn't seem right.

fake edit: Wait, no, he would have been 16 but also IMDB tells me he isn't in it anyway. Did someone change the Matrix again? :tinfoil:

There's more than one Ron Paul reference in Slacker, too, which is hilarious.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

There's more than one Ron Paul reference in Slacker, too, which is hilarious.

Well now I've gotta rewatch it again.

I have used "Withdrawal in disgust is not the same as apathy" at least a dozen times in arguments over the years. That is one good line.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

precision posted:

Just listened to the Alex Jones/Bill Hicks episode of Blame it on Outer Space. It is everything I wanted. The only thing is that they didn't mention Alex Jones' first film role was Linklater's first film, Slacker.
I don't know about Slacker, but he was for sure in A Scanner Darkly.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

TetsuoTW posted:

I don't know about Slacker, but he was for sure in A Scanner Darkly.

Yeah I remember that, because by that time he had crossed over from "endearing weirdo" to "literally doesn't believe anything he says, is Evil Rush Limbaugh" so I was a bit confused that Linklater would still be so close to someone like that.

His rant in Waking Life however is a highlight of the film.

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow

precision posted:

Yeah I remember that, because by that time he had crossed over from "endearing weirdo" to "literally doesn't believe anything he says, is Evil Rush Limbaugh" so I was a bit confused that Linklater would still be so close to someone like that.

His rant in Waking Life however is a highlight of the film.

It was. Finally a legit crazy person and not discount book store mom philosophy!

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

cheerfullydrab posted:

You know what was a good year for movies? 1999. I don't know if it was people being afraid of Y2K or something but as a year as a whole, 1999 produced a huge amount of amazing films.

Other than the stand outs of dramas and sci-fis of 1999, I think 1999 could be defined as the year of low-budget edgy teen-aimed/young adult movies, too.

Never Been Kissed, She's all That, Varsity Blues, Cruel Intentions, American Pie, The Rage Carrie 2, Go, SLC Punk, Election, Idle Hands, Blair Witch, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Dick, Detroit Rock City, Teaching Mrs. Tingle, Drive Me Crazy. Not saying that films like this had never been out in number before or since, but was such a youth-centric year in film all things considered. I don't know if it's a result of the Scream movies or the sudden pop culture popularity of various young music groups that helped drive all these to go into production or what.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Camp Nowhere


:hellyeah:

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow
More episodes seem to have all four of the team on them lately.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Hockles posted:

Camp Nowhere


:hellyeah:

With Cult leader Christopher Lloyd.

So next weeks it could be Son of Mask, Spiceworld, The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas, Get Carter, Spy Kids 3d, or Garfield.

bobkatt013 fucked around with this message at 17:29 on Jun 16, 2015

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

Endut! Hoch Hech!

Hockles posted:

Camp Nowhere


:hellyeah:

Long live the new flesh, Mud!

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD

bobkatt013 posted:

With Cult leader Christopher Lloyd.

So next weeks it could be Son of Mask, Spiceworld, The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas, Get Carter, Spy Kids 3d, or Garfield.

Spiceworld is genuinely one of my favorite movies but I'd kinda love them to do an episode about it.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

I'm not all the way through the episode yet, but when they started talking about what would really be going on at a camp without any adults or supervision, I'm surprised none of the guys mentioned Summer Camp Nightmare, which is about a camp where the kids take over, tie up the counselors (and I think the camp owner gets shot), and go all Lord of the Flies. It's like a House Arrest/Camp Nowhere thing but waaaaaaaaaaaaay darker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo33mjBebPI

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Evil Mastermind posted:

I'm not all the way through the episode yet, but when they started talking about what would really be going on at a camp without any adults or supervision, I'm surprised none of the guys mentioned Summer Camp Nightmare, which is about a camp where the kids take over, tie up the counselors (and I think the camp owner gets shot), and go all Lord of the Flies. It's like a House Arrest/Camp Nowhere thing but waaaaaaaaaaaaay darker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo33mjBebPI

Ha, I always wondered what the name of this movie was.

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

I'm kind of stunned at their concencus that Red Heat is Walter Hill's worst movie. I've seen almost all of his films, and I'd place it, at worst, middle of the pack. Man's made some awesome movies, but he's made some really crap ones, too. Last Man Standing, Another 48 Hours, and Johnny Handsome jump immediately to mind.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


bobkatt013 posted:

So next weeks it could be Son of Mask, Spiceworld, The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas, Get Carter, Spy Kids 3d, or Garfield.

Andrew didn't update the WHM Letterboxd page yet but I think he did spoil next week's episode if you want to know: http://i.imgur.com/8qLQ3p3.png

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Ror posted:

Andrew didn't update the WHM Letterboxd page yet but I think he did spoil next week's episode if you want to know: http://i.imgur.com/8qLQ3p3.png

Oh good the hate seems strong in this one. I was hoping it was Get Carter since its another bullshit remake of an almost perfect movie. Also Michael Caine.

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow

bobkatt013 posted:

Oh good the hate seems strong in this one. I was hoping it was Get Carter since its another bullshit remake of an almost perfect movie. Also Michael Caine.

It's a testament to Michael Caine as an actor that Blame It On Rio didn't COMPLETELY ruin him for me.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

The Vosgian Beast posted:

It's a testament to Michael Caine as an actor that Blame It On Rio didn't COMPLETELY ruin him for me.

Stop blaming Rio for his actions!

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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Ror posted:

Andrew didn't update the WHM Letterboxd page yet but I think he did spoil next week's episode if you want to know: http://i.imgur.com/8qLQ3p3.png

Yikes.

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