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Sister-Fucker 2 Electric Boogaloo : The Daughtering.
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Jun 13, 2015 22:37
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staberind posted:Sister-Fucker 2 Electric Boogaloo : The Duggaring. ftfy
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Jun 13, 2015 23:10
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Is a man not entitled to the Jim off his own Bob?
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Jun 13, 2015 23:45
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dont jim bob your chickens before they hatch
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Jun 14, 2015 00:07
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like a square josh in a round hole
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Jun 14, 2015 00:07
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Jim (metaphor for sister loving) Bob
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Jun 14, 2015 00:14
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109 pages and still funny jim bob
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Jun 14, 2015 00:19
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Young Freud posted:Wouldn't you? I mean, those angels probably looked like androgynous and abnormally beautiful, while everyone probably had lesions, missing teeth, crap-covered feet, and dirty beards. And then there's the men of Sodom and Gomorrah. I don't know. Biblical descriptions of angels are always some monstrous, hosed-up poo poo. Like, multiple faces, eyeballs covering the entire body, wheels, poo poo like that. Sodomites liked it hosed up.
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Jun 14, 2015 00:44
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The Bible posted:I don't know. Biblical descriptions of angels are always some monstrous, hosed-up poo poo. Like, multiple faces, eyeballs covering the entire body, wheels, poo poo like that. That's only the high tiers that never come down and interact with humans. Angels and archangels are boring and human shaped. Seraphim are the seven winged orb of light and eyeballs motherfuckers, and they never leave GOD's side or some poo poo.
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Jun 14, 2015 01:17
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Wulfolme posted:That's only the high tiers that never come down and interact with humans. Angels and archangels are boring and human shaped. Seraphim are the seven winged orb of light and eyeballs motherfuckers, and they never leave GOD's side or some poo poo. I don't think the lower tiers ever really get a description. The only hint you get is that when one shows up, people are scared shitless, which reinforces the whole monster thing. The whole "human shaped" and "naked baby" concept comes from art, doesn't it?
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Jun 14, 2015 01:20
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Wulfolme posted:That's only the high tiers that never come down and interact with humans. Angels and archangels are boring and human shaped. Seraphim are the seven winged orb of light and eyeballs motherfuckers, and they never leave GOD's side or some poo poo. orbfather
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Jun 14, 2015 01:25
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The Bible posted:I don't think the lower tiers ever really get a description. The only hint you get is that when one shows up, people are scared shitless, which reinforces the whole monster thing. I don't think they ever name any angel ranked over 2: Archangel, cherubim are the fat cupid angel types even though they're a high rank for some reason, and yes I think most of our visual information on angels is from Dante and Bosch and etc.
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Jun 14, 2015 01:25
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Duggar? I hardly knew 'er!
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Jun 14, 2015 02:00
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Knock knock
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Jun 14, 2015 02:03
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Who's there?
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Jun 14, 2015 02:04
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Fiend posted:Knock knock Who's there?
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Jun 14, 2015 02:04
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Josh Duggar. I moved in down the street, and I'm legally required to inform you that I'm a convicted sex offender.
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Jun 14, 2015 02:05
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JimBob Duggarpants
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Jun 14, 2015 02:25
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JIM BORB
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Jun 14, 2015 02:32
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Wulfolme posted:I would like to take this time to remind everyone that the term "throwing a hot dog down a hallway" was almost certainly popularized by its use in an episode of Family Guy, spoken by Stewie Griffin to two prostitutes. way to out yourself on liking family guy, nerd
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Jun 14, 2015 03:07
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Also I feel like that has to be wrong because there's never been an original joke on Family Guy. And half of them aren't even jokes, just Lion-O and Family Ties.
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Jun 14, 2015 03:09
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Jack Gladney posted:Also I feel like that has to be wrong because there's never been an original joke on Family Guy. And half of them aren't even jokes, just Lion-O and Family Ties. It is wrong. My friends and I used that as an insult in middle school and I'm in my 30s. It's been around forever.
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Jun 14, 2015 03:11
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Jonny 290 posted:dont jim bob your chickens before they hatch actually you shouldn't jim bob your chickens until they reach the legal age of majority
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Jun 14, 2015 03:22
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The White Dragon posted:actually you shouldn't jim bob your chickens until they reach the legal age of majority Josh waited until they were 5. Good enough for Arkansas.
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Jun 14, 2015 03:28
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Can we get back to talking about Michelle?
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Jun 14, 2015 03:28
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Shnag posted:Commie nedflanders, while trolling, is really doing a net positive service. He does a solid job portraying a far right fundie view point. Start off by having a vague idea of whats going on, and then choose the most positive possible view point and go with it. " Sure he touched his sister over her clothes, she was his age and they (implying it was mutual} were just experimenting! It happened only once! and he apologized! (once, and nothing happened after that) Its all a liberal attack!" From that point you have to slowly point out each and every single part of the conversation he got wrong, as if you just info dumped him everything that actually happened, he could smuggly say you have an agenda, or think to much about it. And even after you very slowly point every single aspect of the case, a fundie could always say "Jesus forgives!" . And apparently any and all criticism is forfeit at that point. So really, if anyone is defending the duggers in any sense of the word, its best just to ignore them, and there is quite literally nothing to sway them from their view point, and considering the starting point is incestuous underage molestation, that is saying alot. What are you even talking about
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Jun 14, 2015 03:30
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The Bible posted:I don't think the lower tiers ever really get a description. The only hint you get is that when one shows up, people are scared shitless, which reinforces the whole monster thing. God himself took human form to win a wrasslin' match by cheating (would have lost otherwise) and I'm pretty sure the S&G angels were seen as men. E: but yeah, the general angel opener is "be not afraid." 
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Jun 14, 2015 03:32
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Commie NedFlanders posted:What are you even talking about jim bob
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Jun 14, 2015 03:53
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flim flob fluggar
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Jun 14, 2015 03:58
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Wulfolme posted:I don't think they ever name any angel ranked over 2: Archangel, cherubim are the fat cupid angel types even though they're a high rank for some reason, and yes I think most of our visual information on angels is from Dante and Bosch and etc. Biblically, I think Cherubim are actually four faced creatures with revolving heads. The fat naked babies are an invention of Catholicism because of course they are.
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Jun 14, 2015 04:35
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The Bible posted:Biblically, I think Cherubim are actually four faced creatures with revolving heads. And despite their radical protestantism, I can think of at least one thing the Duggars have taken from Catholicism.
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Jun 14, 2015 04:37
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Father Wendigo posted:Can we get back to talking about Michelle? 
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Jun 14, 2015 05:07
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Part of me wants to read the bible through once just because of how culturally significant it is Another part of me doesn't want to devote one second to that made up nonsense.
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Jun 14, 2015 05:16
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Amarcarts posted:Part of me wants to read the bible through once You'd be a step ahead of the majority of Christians.
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Jun 14, 2015 05:24
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Which Bible version is the best for a dirty atheist to read? There seem to be a dozen popular translations.
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Jun 14, 2015 05:31
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Just read teh Jefferson's Bible
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Jun 14, 2015 05:34
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Wulfolme posted:Which Bible version is the best for a dirty atheist to read? There seem to be a dozen popular translations. The KJV, it's the only one that was translated by god directly working through the authors
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Jun 14, 2015 05:34
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King James was openly Bi by all historical accounts wasn't he? I am always amused by these hardcore fundies who claim the King James Bible as the only true version, (coz it's in English, which is like American, which is where Jesus should have been from), when it is a document designed to consolidate political power, commissioned by a queer man.
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Jun 14, 2015 05:43
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KJV also important because it was meant to delegitimate other translations that questioned or challenged the divine right of kings.
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