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Penne is the GOAT pasta. Joanna Champion is the best in all ways.
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Why is 189 on the 11th instead of the 4th? I thought the 4th was one of the UFC's traditional big fight dates.
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Jack of Hearts posted:Why is 189 on the 11th instead of the 4th? I thought the 4th was one of the UFC's traditional big fight dates. They always run a "4th of July" card but I don't think they'd want to run it on the actual 4th of July because people will be too busy getting drunk and blowing poo poo up to watch people fighting in a cage.
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Jun 14, 2015 17:10
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Ditch posted:Why the hell would a city like that be one of the biggest in the world, then? I guess most of them have acclimated but still... The altitude keeps the temperature mild in spite of being in the tropics. It would be obscenely hot if it was near sea level.
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Jun 14, 2015 17:32
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Not only is Mexico City really high above sea level but the air quality is absolute dogshit.EmmyOk posted:Cain now worse than Overeem and Mir Shumagorath posted:Werdum wasn't checking kicks or moving his head. His standup is greatly improved but in a division where most of the top 10 have one-punch power he needs better defense. Cain is a great striker but his TKO victories have mostly been mauling guys on the ground with his only walk-off KO being against Nog.
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Jun 14, 2015 17:45
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Cain pretty much one punched Bigfoot, hit Lesnar so hard he turned into a helicopter, and dropped Junior in the second and third fights with single right hands, so maybe you should watch some fights.
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Jun 14, 2015 17:54
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He expended too much energy and got tired
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Did they drop and not get up? Lesnar's also a particularly bad example since his own camp didn't hit him in the face.
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Jun 14, 2015 18:08
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I just gave you a bunch of examples of people Cain has hurt badly with single punches, but apparently were going the old pillow fist routine like it's 2010.
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Jun 14, 2015 18:11
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https://instagram.com/p/35oNY_pJZQ/
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Jun 14, 2015 18:24
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Someone please make a deal with it of Werdum choking Cain out
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvj7hU4Bieo
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These are Cain's pillow fists: Evidence:  Also I think it deserves pointing out that the only reason that Cain didn't get a 1-punch KO on Nog is that he managed to hit him with 6 follow-up punches before the ref got there.
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Jun 14, 2015 18:38
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I remember watching werdum lose to jds and thinking 'oh well, thats the last anyone will see of him' and now hes hw champ. good for him.
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Jun 14, 2015 20:04
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Save this for the next OP
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Jun 14, 2015 20:42
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Nierbo posted:I remember watching werdum lose to jds and thinking 'oh well, thats the last anyone will see of him' and now hes hw champ. good for him. It's funny because both Werdum and RDA got KO'd by massive uppercuts in back-to-back events back in 2008 (Werdum by JdS at UFC 90, RDA by Stephens at UFC 91 a few weeks later); fast-forward six years + change and they're teammates who both win championships within a few months of one another.
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The real question is, do we enforce this TOXX or notPOTATO IN MY ANUS posted:hopefully in for some cool poo poo tonight. I'll suck my own dick if Alvarez vs Melendez is anything but amazing.
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Jun 14, 2015 21:19
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Yes.
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not it
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Bluedeanie posted:The real question is, do we enforce this TOXX or not Absolutely. 100%.
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Jun 14, 2015 21:24
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Bluedeanie posted:The real question is, do we enforce this TOXX or not Was the fight amazing? No, it was not. So he's gunna eat those words, and his own dick too.
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Jun 14, 2015 21:26
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People used to think Melendez was the best lightweight in the world because he beat Aoki and lost to Josh Thomson even though he won.
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Jun 14, 2015 21:27
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I will not rest until you are chomping on your own hard pecker and Eddie Alvarez is graciously retweeting it in awe of the dedication of his loyal fans. It's time to suck on that classic boner-style hardon, bitch.
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Jun 14, 2015 21:31
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I might have a pretty bad case of Hendo-back but I don't think most people can do that
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Jun 14, 2015 21:32
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Maybe we could do a cast model of it and make popsicles for everyone. Gotta stay cool in the summer.
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Jun 14, 2015 21:36
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Detroit_Dogg posted:I might have a pretty bad case of Hendo-back but I don't think most people can do that what? i thought anytime a bad fight happens we all sucked our own dicks around here?
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Jun 14, 2015 21:40
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Detroit_Dogg posted:I might have a pretty bad case of Hendo-back but I don't think most people can do that heart and mind overcome all
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Jun 14, 2015 21:40
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Getting your ribs surgically removed will make it easier and will also make it easier to make weight
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Jun 14, 2015 21:42
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oh yeah? try telling matt serra that
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Jun 14, 2015 21:45
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Mike Dolce gives you that information once you become a diamond member
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Jun 14, 2015 21:48
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I am slumped on my stool in the corner, head sort of near my crotch, but for the purposes of sucking my own dick it is worlds away. My cornerman is aggressively slapping me, yelling and screaming to try and inspire me, to try and keep me in this thing. "Do you want this?" For the first time in my professional career, I'm not sure that I do. Across the cage my foe B.J Penn refuses to take the stool. He is stood, doubled over, sucking his own dick, staring at me for the entire round break. I can see in his eyes and his mouth that he knows he's beaten me already.
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Jun 14, 2015 21:52
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Triticum Guzzler posted:I am slumped on my stool in the corner, head sort of near my crotch, but for the purposes of sucking my own dick it is worlds away. My cornerman is aggressively slapping me, yelling and screaming to try and inspire me, to try and keep me in this thing. "Do you want this?" For the first time in my professional career, I'm not sure that I do. Across the cage my foe B.J Penn refuses to take the stool. He is stood, doubled over, sucking his own dick, staring at me for the entire round break. I can see in his eyes and his mouth that he knows he's beaten me already. Lmao but especially the last sentence
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Jun 14, 2015 21:58
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Nick Diaz stares at me, incredulous. Without stopping his firm and tight jerk for one second he motions towards me. "Oh, we're doing self suck poo poo now?"
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Jun 14, 2015 21:59
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I didn't need to know that wikipedia has an image for autofellatio
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Jun 14, 2015 21:59
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Kimbo V. Huston round break gif but they heads keep drooping
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Keven. Just. Keven posted:Kimbo V. Huston round break gif but they heads keep drooping hahahahaha
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Bluedeanie posted:The real question is, do we enforce this TOXX or not I guess it depends on how we define "amazing". It was pretty entertaining to see Melendez fail to beat a blind opponent, but amazing?
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Keven. Just. Keven posted:Kimbo V. Huston round break gif but they heads keep drooping lmao
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Triticum Guzzler posted:I am slumped on my stool in the corner, head sort of near my crotch, but for the purposes of sucking my own dick it is worlds away. My cornerman is aggressively slapping me, yelling and screaming to try and inspire me, to try and keep me in this thing. "Do you want this?" For the first time in my professional career, I'm not sure that I do. Across the cage my foe B.J Penn refuses to take the stool. He is stood, doubled over, sucking his own dick, staring at me for the entire round break. I can see in his eyes and his mouth that he knows he's beaten me already. Keven. Just. Keven posted:Kimbo V. Huston round break gif but they heads keep drooping
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Detroit_Dogg posted:I might have a pretty bad case of Hendo-back but I don't think most people can do that A man shouldn't write self suck checks that his back can't cash.
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AUTOTUNE VOICE: It's amazing, I'm the reason, my own dick is in my mouth this evening FRANK MIR: 
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