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The Testament of Jim Bob
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The Last Temptation of Duggar A Scorsese film about the last days of Josh Duggar's life before his martyrdom where he must make the difficult decision to stop molesting his own children long enough to be martyred.
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 21:07 |
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DaveSplitter posted:P. sure that they don't do this because they know that they'll realize how phony their religion is. Yes. The true Christian way to read the Bible is simply with a highlighter and a black permanent marker.
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 23:22 |
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Thanks to the folks recommending Jefferson's book of Jesus's greatest hits, it's pretty neat
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 23:28 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_5UOkUDti8
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 23:31 |
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Good idea: don't gently caress a kid Bad idea: gently caress a kid
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 23:54 |
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At trying times like these, I always ask myself: what would Jesus do if he got caught molesting his little sisters?
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 00:00 |
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This is my body, which is given for you. Do this in remembrance of me.
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 00:02 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:I have the Legacy Study Bible. It's got a fair bit of info for each chapter and room for notes on every page etc. it's the Hank Hanegraaf one. I got the leather one because it's nice. Also has an associated study plan I believe. It's been a few years since I did any bible poo poo, so I may have to check that out. Man, I was strongly considering ordering this, until I saw this other book by the same guy: http://www.amazon.com/Face-That-Demonstrates-Farce-Evolution/dp/0849942721
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 00:03 |
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Whatev posted:At trying times like these, I always ask myself: what would Jesus do if he got caught molesting his little sisters? pretend he didn't and get really upset if anyone told about it, that was what jesus was all about yknow
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 00:08 |
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god drat that mothrefucking bassist is extremely my poo poo
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 00:21 |
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Turn the other cheek
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 00:28 |
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Whatev posted:This is my body, which is given for you. Do this in remembrance of me. Whatever you do unto even the least of these, so you have done unto me.
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 00:30 |
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SteveVizsla posted:Man, I was strongly considering ordering this, until I saw this other book by the same guy: http://www.amazon.com/Face-That-Demonstrates-Farce-Evolution/dp/0849942721 It's a good starter version of the bible before going on to more secular tomes. Hanegraaf is my guilty radio listen because his Bible Answer Man program is nothing but fielding apologetics questions. His stuff is definitely not objective. He's a believer. At least he's not a young earth creationist.
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 00:46 |
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 00:59 |
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lol if god didn't select you as his messenger and you have to read his commands as reported by a better, more holy person
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 01:16 |
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Whatev posted:At trying times like these, I always ask myself: what would Jesus do if he got caught molesting his little sisters? fake his death and then come back in a couple days
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 01:20 |
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Why is that harlot showing her wiles to that nice old lady?
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 01:21 |
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:23 |
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Whatev posted:This is my body, which is given for you. Do this in remembrance of me. Suffer the little children to come unto me.
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 02:35 |
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Suffer the little children to come unto me. Yeah, but here he'd be coming onto the children
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 03:39 |
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 03:53 |
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Don't post your Dr Who fanfic. Mods?
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 04:00 |
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The Skeptic's Annotated Bible is good because it highlights the naughty bits making them easier to find and snicker at. Well, most of the categories are naughty bits. Then there's the boring stuff.
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 04:12 |
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I don't understand everyone's problem with this she wants some bbc to shoot huge loads on her if anything this is a part of the bible modern generations can relate to
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 04:19 |
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Blue Train posted:I don't understand everyone's problem with this she wants some bbc to shoot huge loads on her Those drat Kardashians are everywhere
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 04:30 |
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drat IT people! So this whole scandal has made me aware of the Duggar family. While many people were thrilled to have a reason to slander the family, using them as a proxy for all of Christinity, I thought I would hold my judgement until looking into s bit more. There are unfortunately people who've got a bone to pick with Christians and will take any chance they get to hurl as much vitriol as they can at anything they believe represents the faith. I think this has contributed to the ridiculous outcry that has resulted from this. This thread is full if he most hyperbolic and outlandish slander aimed at the Duggars and sadly much of it is not in jest but rather representative of people's actual thoughts and beliefs. I felt it was necessary to first and foremost consider the perspectives of the victims, who gave a full interview on the topic. I thought that was rather illuminating. I'm the hope of learning even more about the Duggar family from their own point of view (I'm a fan of Primary Sources) I decided to watch some of the show, starting from the first episode. Now I see it's been purged from the Internet, taken down from Hulu or any other source This is obviously an attention getting family but now all their shows are inaccessible because of this? I'm pissed
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 05:46 |
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They need to do way instain brother> who gently caress thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a brother in ar who had finger three kids. they are taking the babbys back in new york too blond lady for chat. my pary are with the mother who lost her daughters to brother molest ; i am truley sorry for your lots
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 06:13 |
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Commie NedFlanders posted:drat IT people! You're adorable. Jim Bob
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 06:22 |
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Commie NedFlanders posted:drat IT people! dat jim bob doe
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 07:33 |
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Commie NedFlanders posted:drat IT people! Jim Bob?
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 07:42 |
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Commie NedFlanders posted:drat IT people! Jim... Bob?
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 08:03 |
Until recently, I thought "emissions" actually meant horse farts.
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 08:57 |
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Top City Homo posted:They need to do way instain brother> who gently caress thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a brother in ar who had finger three kids. they are taking the babbys back in new york too blond lady for chat. my pary are with the mother who lost her daughters to brother molest ; i am truley sorry for your lots i love you
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 08:58 |
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Regalingualius posted:Until recently, I thought "emissions" actually meant horse farts.
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 09:01 |
Acne Rain posted:context clues man, i mean "she lusted after men with huge dicks and who farted like horses"? You don't?
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 09:03 |
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Acne Rain posted:context clues man, i mean "she lusted after men with huge dicks and who farted like horses"? lol farts
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 09:07 |
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Some real badass atheists Doing sick owns on the bible itt
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 09:27 |
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a starwar betamax posted:Some real badass atheists Doing sick owns on the bible itt Thank you. I try my best.
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 09:28 |
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TNG posted:Couldn't Gothardite men just blind themselves to avoid temptation? Seems like a sensible solution to me. You won't have to worry about those false Jezebels and their wiles if your eyes are gouged out after all. This is actually a thing Jesus said. It, and the surrounding verses are trying to get across, with plenty of sarcasm, that if you have bad poo poo in your life, deal with it. Cut it out, as it were. In this case, the Duggar men need to take responsibility for their own thoughts and actions rather than putting on a self-righteous show of being pure. E: Nike!
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