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staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Top City Homo posted:

They need to do way instain brother> who gently caress thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a brother in ar who had finger three kids. they are taking the babbys back in new york too blond lady for chat. my pary are with the mother who lost her daughters to brother molest ; i am truley sorry for your lots

Sublime.

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The Bible
May 8, 2010

Regalingualius posted:

Until recently, I thought "emissions" actually meant horse farts.

It's really all in how you interpret it.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun

Top City Homo posted:

They need to do way instain brother> who gently caress thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a brother in ar who had finger three kids. they are taking the babbys back in new york too blond lady for chat. my pary are with the mother who lost her daughters to brother molest ; i am truley sorry for your lots

How is duggar formed?
How michelle get pragnent?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
Watch a great rift form in GBS over whether emissions means farts or semen. We can call the factions the Cattledicks and the Protestaints.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Bum Jab

Origin
Feb 15, 2006

jimity bob bab ba doo

jim bob

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


netally posted:

How is duggar formed?
How michelle get pragnent?
"Let's do it Duggy-style!" - Jim Bob -

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

so does InTouch have any more dirt on these people or is this story mostly over

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

turns out intouch had a typing error. woops, we didn't mean incest, we meant to type invest. josh duggar is investing in his sisters' futures!

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Wulfolme posted:

A. Shut it, this is the serious Bible discussion thread now.
B. Wow you are still grousing over a post I made about family guy days ago. Let it go, man.

Yeah, but he has a point. That phrase has been around since before Family Guy.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
I know its hard to imagine......but there were these entities called.......jokes......in the time before family guy.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

a starwar betamax posted:

I know its hard to imagine......but there were these entities called.......jokes......in the time before family guy.

.... I don't recall these "jokes" can u help me out here?

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Captain Yossarian posted:

.... I don't recall these "jokes" can u help me out here?

Ok, you know Stewie from Family Guy right? Just listen to everything that baby says man. Primo grade jokes, my friend. The best. Also, there's another show called American Dad and there's this just amazing alien on there called Roger. Just jokes for days, my man.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

A MIRACLE posted:

so does InTouch have any more dirt on these people or is this story mostly over

I'd say so, theyre talking about family guy cartoons now

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

i'm a joke-stoked bloke

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Captain Yossarian posted:

.... I don't recall these "jokes" can u help me out here?

Do you not have a mirror at home?

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

Do you not have a mirror at home?

Ayyyy lmao:eyepop:

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

Do you not have a mirror at home?

Ayy holly poo poo

Inside Out Mom
Jan 9, 2004

Franklin B. Znorps
Dignity, Class, Internet

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

Do you not have a mirror at home?

:vince:

Unless there is more news coming out we should really close the thread here.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Inside Out Mom posted:

:vince:

Unless there is more news coming out we should really close the thread here.

G*d wills it.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Got owned hard in this thread - got "Duggard"

Cobra-Commander
Jun 15, 2015
I personally don't find anything wrong with allowing religious people to procreate large amounts of children, I find Mormon girls to be some of the prettiest porn stars.

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

Top City Homo posted:

They need to do way instain brother> who gently caress thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a brother in ar who had finger three kids. they are taking the babbys back in new york too blond lady for chat. my pary are with the mother who lost her daughters to brother molest ; i am truley sorry for your lots

:D

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer
Junior Boner Duggar.

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Lowtechs posted:

Junior Boner Duggar.

Is that the next heir to the Duggar kingdom or someone that Duggars the boys? If its the latter its not allowed in their house.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Blizzy_Cow posted:

Is that the next heir to the Duggar kingdom or someone that Duggars the boys? If its the latter its not allowed in their house.

Both, I imagine.

IllCamino
Oct 9, 2010

You poke 'em on!
it'd be cool but they're such bad people. maybe if they weren't such bad people. it'd be cool.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

IllCamino posted:

it'd be cool but they're such bad people. maybe if they weren't such bad people. it'd be cool.

hicing whats wrong coming back x20

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
id never gently caress my sister if i was alone on a desert island its wrong

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


SpeedGem posted:

id never gently caress my sister if i was alone on a desert island its wrong

You are weird.

IllCamino
Oct 9, 2010

You poke 'em on!

SpeedGem posted:

id never gently caress my sister if i was alone on a desert island its wrong

i knew it!

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010

SpeedGem posted:

id never gently caress my sister if i was alone on a desert island its wrong

Is she hot?

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

C.P.A.N. posted:

Is she hot?

I don't know, my other sisters yell 'nike' whenever she's around so I have to look at my shoes.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

SpeedGem posted:

id never gently caress my sister if i was alone on a desert island its wrong

Are you implying that you would gently caress her under a different set of circumstances?

Cobra-Commander
Jun 15, 2015
According to the Bible all humans evolved from incest, which explains a lot about human nature.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Cobra-Commander posted:

According to the Bible all humans evolved from incest, which explains a lot about human nature.

If not incest then beastilalty. Makes you think.

IllCamino
Oct 9, 2010

You poke 'em on!
darwin and einstein were cuzin fukkkers. seems like the smart thing to do.

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


SpeedGem posted:

id never gently caress my sister if i was alone on a desert island its wrong
In the spirit of scientific inquiry, exactly who could you gently caress if you were alone on desert island? The essence of that situational trope is the absence of companionship.

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platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.

Xlorp posted:

In the spirit of scientific inquiry, exactly who could you gently caress if you were alone on desert island? The essence of that situational trope is the absence of companionship.

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