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Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Doctor Rope
Ah of course it's my dumb butt who unvoted. In my vehement disapproval of the plan I didn't think about it.

##vote Epsilon Plus

One more, he'll retire right?

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death cob for cutie
Dec 30, 2006

dwarves won't delve no more
too much splatting down on Zot:4

Ghastly Gangsta posted:

I didn't realize he had lost a vote.

How is anyone buying this ##vote Ghastly Gangsta

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Boy howdy there are plenty o' folks to vote for. . .

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Honestly I don't like PinMom's plan either but I feel like Ghastly's not all that he seeeems.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Hey Ghast if I put a vote on you will you retire?

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Well technically you'd need two more votes.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

I think Ghastly's vote on me is the most nakedly opportunistic thing in the thread, surpassing previous champion Hurt. I'm still not sure which of the two I'd rather dunk.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

It's still Hurt, his whole tone when I laid a vote on him feels wrong to me. Trying to diffuse the vote by painting it as ridiculous is p. scummy I think.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Pinterest Mom posted:

It's still Hurt, his whole tone when I laid a vote on him feels wrong to me. Trying to diffuse the vote by painting it as ridiculous is p. scummy I think.

No I am pretty sure that case is garbage. But it's okay.

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Doctor Rope

Pinterest Mom posted:

I think Ghastly's vote on me is the most nakedly opportunistic thing in the thread, surpassing previous champion Hurt. I'm still not sure which of the two I'd rather dunk.

I'll retire if it'll help town. Just don't duck it up and let scum win.

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Diqnol I am sorry, my hard drive died yesterday and I didn't get it back up until today so I missed the rap battle. I swear it was that and not that I was chicken.

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Why are people opposed to Pinterest's plan?

death cob for cutie
Dec 30, 2006

dwarves won't delve no more
too much splatting down on Zot:4

Hal Incandenza posted:

Why are people opposed to Pinterest's plan?

Despite bringing it up I feel like his sudden adaptation of it feels funky.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Hal Incandenza posted:

Why are people opposed to Pinterest's plan?

Because it involves trusting other people and that is very hard for goons to do.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Let's do something. ##vote Ghastly Gangsta

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Dr. Hurt posted:

Because it involves trusting other people and that is very hard for goons to do.

I get that, but as long as you are careful to not let too many town flip to put ourselves into LYLO it should still be safe to do since you can just for-real vote out the person who refuses to retire.

I mean I don't even necessarily think we should do it, but it's not a terrible suggestion. It makes me feel good about PinMom in general.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

The name's Doc Hurt and I'm here to say
I like mafia in a major way
Vigs, dunks, pointless poo poo
If you're with the scum you gonna get hit.

Where my town at? Can we talk about that?
Someone gimme a vote, not from a hat.

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Dr. Hurt posted:

The name's Doc Hurt and I'm here to say
I like mafia in a major way
Vigs, dunks, pointless poo poo
If you're with the scum you gonna get hit.

Where my town at? Can we talk about that?
Someone gimme a vote, not from a hat.

##vote Ghastly Gangsta

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Okay Gangster you know what to do.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

I'm here but I'm playing CS so maybe intermittent. If we can't come to consensus by the time my game is over I'll do some hardcore mafiaing and do the needful. Just make sure you're around so you can vote who I want you to!

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Now here he comes from off the street
My buddy Hal will hit you with a beat
He tells great jokes and plays mad game
I don't know where he's from and that's a shame

kick it Hal

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Dr. Hurt posted:

Now here he comes from off the street
My buddy Hal will hit you with a beat
He tells great jokes and plays mad game
I don't know where he's from and that's a shame

kick it Hal

His name is Ghastly but it used to be Ghostly
When I think of scum I think of him mostly
It's time now so give him your vote
Hurt follow along, I live in Boulder you dolt!

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Hal Incandenza posted:

His name is Ghastly but it used to be Ghostly
When I think of scum I think of him mostly
It's time now so give him your vote
Hurt follow along, I live in Boulder you dolt!

Catacombs, tombs, a big open room
Those are places that seal your doom.
Ghosts in the cupboards, ghosts in the sink.
Call in the ghost busters to take out that dink.

I've been to Colorado, but never Boulder
I think I'll go there when I'm older
Fort Collins was the town that I went to get down
take care of Ghastly and we all get a crown

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

46 minutes left ya ding dongs.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Hal Incandenza posted:

Why are people opposed to Pinterest's plan?

i've outlined my troubles with it

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

28 minutes to the rip-rapping deadline.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

You don't have to post funky fresh rhymes. Just get in here on time.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Dr. Hurt posted:

You don't have to post funky fresh rhymes. Just get in here on time.

don't fear

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

If you don't get in here and vote for Gangsta you are just another wankster

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Gangsta you promised.

YOU PROMISED.

Ghastly Gangsta posted:

I'll retire if it'll help town. Just don't duck it up and let scum win.

You've got the touch. You've got the power.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

fine ##vote gg

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

lmao :redhammer:

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

after hockey probably

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop
Votecount for Day 2

Ghastly Gangsta (5): GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE, Epsilon Plus, Dr. Hurt, Hal Incandenza, Pinterest Mom
Epsilon Plus (3): Asiina, Captain Foo, Ghastly Gangsta, Ghastly Gangsta, Ghastly Gangsta
Dr. Hurt (1): Pinterest Mom, BottleKnight, Pinterest Mom
GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE (0): Hal Incandenza, Hal Incandenza
Hal Incandenza (0): Ghastly Gangsta, Ghastly Gangsta
Pinterest Mom (0): Ghastly Gangsta, Ghastly Gangsta

Not Voting (0):

There are 9 living players. Elimination occurs at 5 votes!

The current deadline is June 15th, 2015 at 10 p.m. EDT -- that's in about 0 minutes.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Ghastly Gangsta, Young Thug, Town Vanilla, was lynched D2!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-0kZ_jeIHI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPbzMMorE_E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkUKFdacHvo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGt_JGHYEO4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1Efv3KIJ84

Young Thug is really something. I'm tired but you should read up on him, or drop into the rap thread and ask what his deal is. He's like Peter Gabriel or Bowie or something, man, idk.


Only two raps today smh but they both own

quote:

It’s too drat hot,
the sun’s out, it’s blazin’
livin’ up summer break, I’m off work I’m lazin’
its one of the bennys of being a teach
but I make poo poo money. Can’t head to the beach
Now I’ve got three months,
I’m getting some rest
you think I get to sleep in?
surely you jest?

two kids,
from two nights of passion
no video games
wit those checks that I’m cashin’
instead I get to play monster trucks,
and ninja turtles and I’m givin’ no fucks
the kid says, “dad you’re playing it wrong”
and I can’t escape the earworms of cartoon theme songs

In my free time, I’m playing games with goons
oh my god, these guys, do they eat spaghetti with spoons?
and the neck beards,
grown to catch tears
summers a bummer
when their girls are givin’ out hummers
like Dante from clerks,
they also gives jerks,
You need 36 guys,
and count the fingers to know how many poked inside
some might say “it’s all about luck”
to earn some net cred from being a “Cuck”

It’s so hot!
The sun’s out, it’s blazin’
bring in the grapes before they burn into raisins
but get out the house man,
get a tan,
run a couple blocks and burn that flab into abs

whats the plan when the game is through?
who will survive, what is left of you?
will pack up? Leave the group?
oh, and gently caress STEW, have some soup!


quote:

Slap on some jorts,
Slip on the shades.
Going down to the beach
where the money gets made.
Fill up the truck
grab the sizzurp
Soft serve get hosed
got the real dizzurt

Sno cone man
Awww baby I'm the sno cone man
Get the gently caress in my van
put shaved ice in your hand
yeah I'm the snow cone man

You want the tiger blood?
Yeah bitch it's here
Sour cherries the hit
flavor of the year.
Root beer, grape, wat-a-melon too
buy a nice cone to share wit' ya boo.

Sno cone man,
Aww baby I'm the sno cone man.
My tongue is so blue
Saving it just for you.
yeah I'm the sno cone man.

I love this syrup
I bathe in the stuff.
Feed it to my children
This is better than snuff.
I live 'n' die for the summer.
No time for hot bummers
So beat the heat, get some eats,
and when your throat is parched think about the

Sno cone man,
Awww baby I'm the sno cone man.
When the calendar hits May
I'm at the beach all day
Yeah I'm the sno cone man.

:siren: Send me votes, day will start tomorrow night. :siren:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

oh my god those raps both are fantastic

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Doctor Rope
:ghost:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utxOjjc7WvU:ghost:

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Pinterest Mom, Chance the Rapper, Town Vanilla, was killed N2!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRv2_zAPrhc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3WFkfME_Q0

Chance is blowing up right now, I'm not personally a huge fan of his flow but he's a young kid making some jazzy and enjoyable music to put on in the background. The first track from Acid Rap is my favorite.


There was a tie in rap voting! Roy and Hurt both put out fine verses so I'm going to award a prize to both of them!

Roy will have a hidden ability.

Hurt will have a hidden ability.

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop
Votecount for Day 3



Not Voting (7): Asiina, BottleKnight, Captain Foo, Dr. Hurt, Epsilon Plus, GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE, Hal Incandenza

There are 7 living players. Elimination occurs at 4 votes!

The current deadline is June 18th, 2015 at 10 p.m. EDT -- that's in about 1 day, 22 hours.

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Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Congrats to Roy. That was a pretty great rap. Also I am worried that Hal is the bad guy. But am also worried about Asiina because she hates being scum and she has decided to ignore this game. That's just meta thoughts tho

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