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Well, he isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.
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Jun 16, 2015 03:23
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Jun 16, 2015 04:36
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C.M. Kruger posted:Somebody once told him the world was gonna roll him He was looking kind of dumb with his finger in a bun and a croissant stuck to his forehead.
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Jun 16, 2015 09:02
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swampland posted:
HE'S A TERRIFYIN' OGRE!
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Jun 16, 2015 09:22
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The baked goods start flyin' and they don't stop comin'
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Jun 16, 2015 09:25
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The crust we bake is getting pretty thin. Can we just change this to the official Smash Mouth/bread thread?
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Jun 16, 2015 09:26
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Jun 16, 2015 10:57
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And all them fritters are old. But only aging tarts get the moe-oo-old.
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Jun 16, 2015 13:00
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This is even funnier if you read it together with the headline below.
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Jun 16, 2015 13:48
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The best thing about that story for me is that Fort Collins is a town of 120,000 people, and that isn't even their biggest festival. Smash Mouth fell so far that they are playing second-rate festivals in a college town while all the students are gone for the summer.
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Jun 16, 2015 15:39
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Collateral Damage posted:This is even funnier if you read it together with the headline below. 
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Jun 16, 2015 17:07
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Might as well be dodging all the buns
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Jun 16, 2015 17:15
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Collateral Damage posted:This is only funny if you read it together with the headline below.
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Jun 16, 2015 17:50
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22 Eargesplitten posted:The best thing about that story for me is that Fort Collins is a town of 120,000 people, and that isn't even their biggest festival. Smash Mouth fell so far that they are playing second-rate festivals in a college town while all the students are gone for the summer. With how hard Smash Mouth sold out at the height of their fame, I assumed they were going to take the money and retire. That they are trying to hold on despite the multiple failures is really kind of sad.
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Jun 16, 2015 18:17
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Atmus posted:With how hard Smash Mouth sold out at the height of their fame, I assumed they were going to take the money and retire. That they are trying to hold on despite the multiple failures is really kind of sad. I would assume they're touring second-rate festivals to make ends meet. I'm sure like most people who suddenly come into a pile of money they didn't manage their wealth and blew it all.
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Jun 16, 2015 18:31
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Geoj posted:I would assume they're touring second-rate festivals to make ends meet. I'm sure like most people who suddenly come into a pile of money they didn't manage their wealth and blew it all. Obviously not too down and out. Too proud to eat some free bread. He could have been thanking them for their donations instead of bawling them out. 
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Jun 16, 2015 21:27
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22 Eargesplitten posted:The best thing about that story for me is that Fort Collins is a town of 120,000 people, and that isn't even their biggest festival. Smash Mouth fell so far that they are playing second-rate festivals in a college town while all the students are gone for the summer. Five years until they're opening for Juice Newton at the Topsfield Fair.
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Jun 16, 2015 21:30
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Haven't seen this one yet: "B.C. woman hits moose on way to visit sister who hit moose"
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Jun 16, 2015 21:44
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Haven't seen this one yet: How is that even news in BC? Doesn't that happen all the time up there? 
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Jun 16, 2015 22:00
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Posted this in the funny pictures thread, figured it belonged here too.
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Jun 17, 2015 00:08
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Karma Monkey posted:How is that even news in BC? Doesn't that happen all the time up there? She hit the same moose, on the same road, at the same time of day iirc
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Jun 17, 2015 00:47
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Rysithusiku posted:She hit the same moose, on the same road, at the same time of day iirc That's one helluva badass moose.
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Jun 17, 2015 00:52
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Rysithusiku posted:She hit the same moose, on the same road, at the same time of day iirc Nah, the first sister's moose died.
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Jun 17, 2015 00:52
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AlbieQuirky posted:Nah, the first sister's moose died. And thank god for that, moose bites can be pretty nasty.
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Jun 17, 2015 01:18
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AlbieQuirky posted:Nah, the first sister's moose died. Maybe it's like that one Jaws movie where a relative of the shark that was killed seeks revenge on the family of the person that killed the shark, only with moose.
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Jun 17, 2015 01:42
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Karma Monkey posted:Maybe it's like that one Jaws movie where a relative of the shark that was killed seeks revenge on the family of the person that killed the shark, only with moose. Moosejaws: The Revenge
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Jun 17, 2015 02:01
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Jun 17, 2015 02:03
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Moosejaws: The Revenge
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Jun 17, 2015 02:09
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We're gonna need a bigger sled.
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Jun 17, 2015 02:11
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Screaming Idiot posted:We're gonna need a bigger sled, eh? ftfy
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Jun 17, 2015 02:18
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Moosejaws: The Revenge Would.
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Jun 17, 2015 04:22
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Dangeresque posted:This one deserves some more love. "Roll, roll, roll in ze clay!"
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Jun 17, 2015 04:56
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Screaming Idiot posted:And thank god for that, moose bites can be pretty nasty. Seriously, though, meese have very heavy bodies atop long spindly legs. Hit a deer or a cow with a car, it wrecks the car but probably won't kill you (my uncle goes hunting every season, but the biggest deer he's ever killed totaled a brand-new Dodge 1-ton van as he was driving it home from the dealership). A moose or a horse, on the other hand ... well, just Google the pictures, I'm not looking them up to link them.
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Jun 17, 2015 06:26
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Bad Angus! Bad!
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Delivery McGee posted:Seriously, though, meese have very heavy bodies atop long spindly legs. Hit a deer or a cow with a car, it wrecks the car but probably won't kill you (my uncle goes hunting every season, but the biggest deer he's ever killed totaled a brand-new Dodge 1-ton van as he was driving it home from the dealership). A moose or a horse, on the other hand ... well, just Google the pictures, I'm not looking them up to link them. We were at a horse show when the PA called for a vet and a dr. We thought it was a joke until we found out what happened. Someone was leading a horse back to the stables when it got loose, panicked, ran, and then tried to jump a parked car. Unfortunately, there was a kid in the backseat of the car. Amazingly, the horse survived. The kid went to the hospital. I'm guessing he survived, because the horse's owners weren't sued to Kingdom Come by the family of the kid.
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Jun 17, 2015 07:21
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Moose big. That's like 3-4 feet of snow.
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Jun 17, 2015 10:13
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Meese are intentionally designed to gently caress up cars and their occupants. They're one of the reasons A-pillars on modern cars are so beefy.
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Jun 17, 2015 10:25
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Away all Goats posted:Moose big. I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!
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Jun 17, 2015 10:33
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"everyone" posted:Moose talk Moose bones statue for nearly 8 hours because, screw it, I'm a moose. http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/moosemount.asp (Sorry for snopes link. Couldn't find the original news article any more.)
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Collateral Damage posted:Meese are intentionally designed to gently caress up cars and their occupants. They're one of the reasons A-pillars on modern cars are so beefy.
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